ARIES
immediately elates in excitement; enthusiastic about living with sexy vampires and flaunting them to the world

TAURUS
rather perplexed; taurus does not immediately believe they're vampires until they are cornered and shown their fangs

GEMIMI
believes all vampires should be accepted; immediately launches a vampire phase for gemini

CANCER
cries in terror; consistently repeats that cancer wants to go home because vampires suck

LEO
befriends the majority of them within an hour, though reiji will probably kill them

VIRGO
overthinks the situation; though virgo plays it cool, inside they're panicking because they're not the highest on the totem pole anymore

LIBRA
immediately begins looking for love among the brothers; probably sleeps with two or three within the first week

SCORPIO
scorpio, the vampire hunter, immediately shoots the brothers when approached by their bloodlust. they take this shit seriously.

SAGITTARIUS
after an initial riot of screaming, sagittarius calms down and submerges themself into the vampire lifestyle

CAPRICORN
immediately wonders how marrying sexy, rich, and BDSM artist vampires will benefit them in the long run

AQUARIUS
hahaha. vampires? vampires aren't real, lol. go fuck yourself!

PISCES
after an emotional breakdown, pisces regains their composure and yeets themself out the window in a successful effort to escape