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A/n,

For this chapter, I give full credit for the cute nickname I'll be testing out on Laito to EmeraldDiva13. Oh yeah! And for the record, Christmas special out soon!

~Coffee

^ Me every day :D

Shu

It was another day at Caillou's house (jk jk lmao).

Baby Shina was reading small words now. You were taking a bubble bath with your favorite soap and and scrubber, just relaxing and unwinding from a bad day at school. Then, across the room, you saw baby Shina in the doorway. "Shina?" You said confused.

Then, you noticed in her hand was your 18+ rated X diary. "SHINA." You screeched. "F-fu-" You jumped from the bathtub completely naked and started chasing her down the hallway. "SHIIIIIIINAAAAAA!" You screamed as she ran down the stairs towards the living room. "GIVE IT BACK YOU STUPID BABY!" Shina ran into the living room and disappeared. "Oh no. Oh. Oh no. OH NO. SHINA!" Realizing she just teleported somewhere, you started panicking. Hastily you tore apart the room searching for her with bubbles still on your body.

  You saw her out the window, sitting on the balcony, as if it was her throne, reading. "SHINA GIVE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!" You yelled plunging towards her. For your unfortunate luck, Shina toppled off the side. "SHINA NO!"

Hastily you reached out, only to find Shina floating in the sky, still holding your diary. As you saw her float to where your parents were (the music room) you darted up the stairs and barged into the room. "CATCH THAT BABY!"

Starring at you across the room was Shu and Yui. You noticed the blush in Shu's face when you realized you were totally naked. "Mama. Dada." Goode Shina. "Book." Yui grabbed the book and her face turned lobster red.

"Mom. Dad. I can explain." You began, turning red, coming to the realization that she, your little sister, was reading your X diary. "Shina!" Yui screamed grabbing her. You stood awkwardly in the doorway and felt Shu jump his sweater on you. 

Reiji

For a girl of your age, having a diary seemed like the best place to journalize your feelings. You had one, completely leather, that used to be your uncle Subaru's knife hiding place. Everything personal was in there. There were sweet chapters, depressing ones, and ones that made no sense.

It would be your fate, that your little brother Sora, was to find your diary and read it aloud to your whole family. While there were guests over.

Yui laughed, Reiji remarked everyone's manners, and you were stuck with the baby. As you were playing with it on the floor, giving it thirty seconds to hide, Sora ran off to your room.

"Ready-or-not! Here I come!" You shouted with glee. "Where did that silly baby go?" You laughed like a villain as you searched for Sora throughout the house. Eventually your search lead you into your closet, where you found Sora wearing your bra over his head and your diary in his hands. "Are you...kidding...me." You muttered.

"Y/n no like me?" He said with a face full of tears. You walked close to find the entry you made the day it was said that Sora was to be born. "Oh...no..no...Sora I love you." You said kissing his soft baby head. "Y/n! DADA!" He screamed climbing out your closet.

By the time you found him, Yui was holding him and Reiji looked very displeased. "Y/n, let me see this diary entry you wrote about Sora." With tears beginning to flood your eyes, you held your diary out with your head hung low. His eyebrows moved up as he read the entire entry.

"It's been settled. No TV, friends, blood, reading, video games, music, or anything. You are grounded for three months."

"....Yes sir." You replied rushing off to your room.

Ayato

"M-i-c-k-e-y! M-o-u-s-e. M-i-c-k-e-y! M-o-u-s-e. It's the Mickey Mouse, Clubhouse! Haha! Come inside it's fun inside!"

"Daaaaaaaaad." You pleaded on the floor. "DAAAAAAD." You yelled again. "MAKE IT STOP!" You screamed covering your ears. Ayato was too busy being a jerk and ignoring you by rocking back and forth in a wooden chair. "Dad? ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME!?" You yelled. "Yeah sure Pancake." It was obvious he was submerged in the stupid TV show.

"Gosh darn it dad." You sighed. "Hey it's quiet." Ayato said a few moments later. "Too quiet." The both of you stood up, and noticed your little brother was gone. "Hinata? Hinaaata!" Ayato panicked. "Shiiii---Yui is going to kill me!" He yelled. "Dad dad. Calm down. He's got to be around here somewhere." You searched everywhere.

"Well, he's not upstairs." You said to him after the search. "Did you search your underwear drawer?" You looked at him in disgust. "What? I go in your mother's all the time." You stepped back. "Uh ok."

"LOOK HE'S ON THE BOOKSHELF!" Ayato grabbed a baseball bat and swung at at, causing baby Hinata to come toppling down with a weeee sound. Then, as he was running around, you caught a glimpse of a book in his diaper. "Is that my....DIARY?"

"Y/n! Help me! Dam--Just help!" Cried Ayato as he ran around the room trying to catch Hinata. "You weeve me awone!" Hinata yelled as he stood at the edge of the 3rd story window. "Come on; come on sweetheart; come to daddy. Aww that's right." Ayato held his hands out. "Panqwake has crush ding on boy name Ayato."

Ayato froze. Everyone was silent. "Well Pancake I never thought about having a relationship like your uncle but...pfft anything's possible I suppose." Ayato said looking at you. "What!? NO. It's a different Ayato! He's from my school!" You yelled. "Oh I see." Ayato looked almost upset as he looked away.

"Panqwake want to do it with dem." Then everyone turned at you. "I'm just going to...go...help...mom with...those silly dishes! Hehe..."

Kanato

"Mei, don't you think that Kousei tastes better than his lady friend?" You asked your doll Mei for her opinion as you recorded down that day's events. "So do I." She didn't reply. You suddenly stopped and placed your pen down. You stared at the computer screen. "Ai? What are you doing in here?" You asked Ai. She was standing on your bed holding her straw doll. "Mei." She replied. You looked perplexed. "Mei and I don't understand."

"Mei. Diary." She spoke emotionlessly. "Oh. We see now." Then she grabbed your diary and ran from the room. "Ai! Get back here!" You yelled chasing behind her.

The next time you saw her was in your daddy's wax doll room, hiding under a dress, absorbing all of the valuable information inside your diary. "Ai? Give it to me." You ordered.

"Y/n killed three." She said. Your face evolved into surprise. "How did you..." You began. "Y/n killed herself three times."

You thought about those days. The days when you would cut. Regardless, you had moved on. "Hey, Ai....Mei and I...we..didn't." The baby wasn't stupid. "Y/n don't kill herself. Y/n strong. In and out." Ai's sweet baby face made your heart melt. "Ai..." You said hugging her.

"Ai..I love you." You told her. "Ai love too. Ai love angry dada." She pointed behind you. Kanato. Him and Teddy looked at you. "Looks like my two darlings have it all settled out. Don't they Teddy? Y/n? Explain to me who this Zero boy is."

Laito

"Come here you!" Laito said jumping into the shower as you were about to undress. "DAD!? DAD GET OUT!" You screamed throwing the shampoo bottle at him. "There there. It'll be ok. Besides we'll have a bunch of fun together , Little Macaroon!" Laito said nudging your shoulder. "Dad, get out. Or I'll freaking kill you. I swear." You said to him. "Oh? But you look so beautiful when you're covered in water." Laito brushed your hair away from your face and dove in for another one of those awkward cheek kisses.

The weirdest part was, he was still wearing all of his clothes. Even his fedora. It was as if he just decided 'Hey Y/n is taking a shower! Better go annoy her!'

"Dad!" You yelled pushing him away, straight to the floor. "I'm telling mom!" You screamed to him. "But why? Can I not enjoy the sexy creature I created?" You rolled your eyes and threw the soap at him. "Dada." With disbelief, in the doorway stood your little brother. "Dada." You watched as Ren handed him your---DIARY?!

"REN NO!" You screamed, almost making the glass shower. "Dada stoopid." Ren handed your diary to Laito and you fell to the shower floor. "Huh? Y/n what's this?" Laito grabbed the book and opened the first page.

"September 24th. Kaname's skin is nice to moisturize with Jergen's natural glow--"

"DON'T READ ANY MORE JUST PLEASE!" You pleaded on your knees. "Sis like natural grow?" Ren declared. "Please dad!" You were crying. "My my Little Macaroon, I should tell your mother about this." Laito stood partially akimbo. "Dad, anything."

He smirked and raised an eyebrow. "Anything?" Asked Laito in reply.

"Anything."

With those words of consent, he walked to you and forcefully pushed you to the floor. Laito moved his hand towards your neck and bit down. "D--dad! You're being...rough! On purpose!" You yelled as he pretty much marked every part of your bloody body that night---

With Ren drinking your blood mixed with the water.

Subaru

You were in commando mode. You were searching the house for your little sister. Yuri seemed to disappear from her baby crib about twenty minutes ago, when Yui came in to feed her. Now, you and Subaru were in commando mode looking for her.

With a fruit rollup in hand, you turned the corner. "HAH. Oh." You sighed, realizing it was just an apron. "Ugh. Where did she go? Where can a three month baby wonder off to?" Subaru shook his head. "I dunno. We're gonna find that brat and set her back in her place." He smirked. "For sure papa."

Then you heard giggling. With a chill down your spine, you swallowed. Hard. You opened the closet door and screamed.

Yuri sat there with kool-aid blood drenching her from head to toe. And your diary was in the mix. "My...my diary!" You yelped holding it up. Well, it sort of slipped. It slipped open to one of the pages you had glued a picture of Kou sucking your blood harshly. Never have you seen Subaru's face enlighten in such hatred, and darken in such anger. "Papa...I..." You began.

"Y/n and boy more picture." Yuri said as if she was trying to get you in trouble. Subaru snatched the diary and flipped it open until every strange image and entry rained down to the floor. Displeased, he slapped you upside your head.

"GIRLFRIEND OFKOU MUKAMI HUH?" Subaru yelled as he threw the vase at the wall, making you and Yuri duck. "WHERE'S THE VIDEO OF YOU TWO TOGETHER?" You looked at him for a split second and darted out the door.

'Maybe I'll be able to get out of here fast enough to catch a one way flight to Mexico.'