A/n

Happy April Fools my fellow diabolic fangirls and fanboys who are most likely non-existent! Today I bring you something that hit me at about 1 AM this morning as I was thinking of a prank to pull on my siblings and parents (Barbies in the freezer ;D)! Also happy late birthday to Laito, Kanato, and Ayato! My brother shares Ayato's which truthfully is the only reason I remember his!

Anyway, without further ado, enjoy!

~Coffee

(P.S if you tell your mom and dad you're pregnant...Just don't do it.)

Shu

Shu was always reading or sleeping. One or the other. He often talked about how he played the violin and that was about his only bragging right aside from holding the world record for the longest sleep not induced from a coma. That was his biggest accomplishment. So one April Fools' day you decided to make him some energy drink tea, and he'd have no way to fall asleep.

In the kitchen you made normal black tea. You opened the refrigerator and moved sleeping Shina out of the way to the back and pulled out some Spargle, a hit energy drink made with Spargle berries. Anyhow, you dumped the drink inside of the black tea, turning it green, and stirred it up. It left an intoxicating scent throughout the kitchen.

You walked inside of the laundry room where Shu was sleeping on the dryer. "Hey dad...I brought you some tea..." He didn't say anything, he opened an eye and grabbed it from you. A quick smirk fell over your lips, because what you were doing went against the church of laziness.

He drank it and it slipped down his throat. "Tastes weird." Then his eyes twitched violently. "Wow? Could this be working already?!" He jumped up and you giggled. "What to do what to do?! AHA!" You followed him around. "I'll wrote that book I've always wanted to write!" Shu's speech was very hasty, almost intolerable. About five minutes later, his 2,000 paged book was done.

You left him alone for a while to hang out with your friend and when you got home, the entire house was covered in Christmas decorations. "Why is your entire house covered in Christmas decorations?" Armin said. "I don't know." Shu ran out and shook Armin's hand really fast. "MERRY CHRISTMAS!" Then ran back inside. You and him walked inside and he was on the treadmill listening to music.

"Oh Y/n I moved all of your furniture into the kitchen I repainted the garage too. If you don't like it in the kitchen I'll happily move it back just after I'm done with my three hours on the treadmill." You looked at him. "Okay..." You walked into the kitchen.

"Eh, I like it. Closer to the fridge."

Reiji

You were in your bedroom looking through a pile of wash off tattoos. For April Fool's, you figured you'd prank your conservative father into thinking you got a tattoo. It was unorthodox! It was pure diabolic. You had spent many hours mastering the art of applying the tattoos as realistically as possible, and the one you went with happened to be a shirtless woman across your chest. So quickly you applied the tattoo and with makeup, created that swollen look, and put a shirt on before walking to the library.

Reiji was sleeping in his chair minding his own business, he'd get very agitated whenever someone woke him up so you found yourself waiting patiently."Father? Father?" You said having enough and shaking him. Reiji groaned and rolled his head. "Five more minutes mom...I hate school.."

"Father if I was your mother I would've beaten you up for sleeping in now WAKE UP." Reiji opened his eyes and looked at you confused. He was utterly blind without his glasses. "Who called a hooker? Must've been Laito. Where'd he go? Man she's hot." You flushed red.

"Father it's Y/n. If I was a hooker I'd probably be sitting on your lap. Now, I wanna show you something." You said handing him his glasses. Reiji slipped his one glove on and you sighed. "What's with the one glove are you Michael Jackson? I met Michael Jackson, and YOU are no Michael Jackson." You said crossing your arms. Reiji looked up at you confused. "Where did you meet Michael Jackson?"

"I met him at the Denver Airport. But that's not the point!" You took your shirt off and showed him your chest, which, don't worry you still wearing a bra of course. Reiji's nails dug into the side of the chair, ripping the leather and you could've sworn you saw steam emerging vigorously from his ears. "Y/N!" He barked and you gulped.

He stood up and you knew he was taller now. He was at least two feet taller than you now. "Uh oh." You muttered. Reiji grabbed your arm and threw you onto the table. "I'M REMOVING THAT BEAST AND YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR THE REST OF TIME." He screamed and you knew you screwed up.

But for some reason you just went along with it. "HOW COULD YOU RUIN YOUR BODY LIKE THIS. YOUR'RE AN EMBARRASSMENT! NOW YOU'LL SPEND THE REST OF ETERNITY INSIDE THE DUNGEON."

You looked at Reiji and chuckled. "April Fools?" You said awkwardly.

Ayato

In the past you had heard several stories of Reiji drugging people's tea. Ayato always claimed these were true, even recounting times Reiji used him as a specimen for deranged experiments. Since it was April 1st, you decided to blindly make Ayato get high, just for laughs of course. So you traveled to the back of your school by yourself after class one night and met up in an alleyway with some shady figures.

"We got the drugs. Just give us the money." He said holding out his hand. You pulled your wallet out and gave them Ayato's credit card. "I'm saving up for college so. Tct tct." They accepted your offer and handed you about two pounds of whatever the heck it was. You'd always see anti-drug ads at your school filled with druggies in the back but never really acknowledged the freaks.

Later that night after identifying it as a chemical made in their laboratory, you poured some of it inside Ayato's wine glass before dinner. Throughout the family ordeal, he took sips of it casually. Hinata seemed to notice his behavior changing, you did too, in a good way.

"Dada why you so happy?" He said looking at Ayato. He scratched his head. "Last night Yui and I--" You covered your ears not wanting to hear anymore. Yui blushed scarlet red from across the table. "It was sooooooooo awesome! Hey...? Why is the music so loud bro?" There was no music.

You and Hinata started trying to hold in laughs. "Yours Truly has got a looooooooot of girls! I think...Woah...baby get up here...!" He said yanking you up. You moved your head away from him as he held onto your hand. "You're hot...Have we met before..? I love your hair...and your body...!" He mumbled. You laughed awkwardly. "Hehe...that's really funny dad.."

Ayato threw you off the table while started taking his clothes off and you looked at Yui. "Mom, I am so sorry. ENJOY HAVING TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH DAD HIGH SUCKER!" You screamed running upstairs. "APRIL FOOLS MUHAHAHA!"

Kanato

You were in your room talking on the phone with Azusa Mukami. "So you threw Teddy into a fire?" You said. Azusa was a slow talker which agitated you. "...Yes...I...did... " You wrote the story down into your diary. "So what you're saying is I should throw Teddy into a fire? Yes it's diabolical I know. That's what makes it awesome! Okay, I love you too Azusa." You said. "Bye...Eve..." You nodded. "Bye." And with that you hung up the phone.

Quickly you ran out the door holding Mei and into Kanato's room where he was sleeping. You quietly tip toed your light body over to his bed, and nearly tripped on Ai's toys scattered about. With stealth you reached out for Teddy, and sure enough, you pulled Teddy from his arms. Kanato moved around a little, which made you fret, but you successfully grabbed him. Then in a flash Kanato's eyes barked open.

"HOLY FIDDLESTICKS MEI RUN!!" You screamed grabbing Mei, Teddy, and your dress and darted out the door. "Y/N GIVE TEDDY BACK OR I WILL SLIT YOUR THROAT." He screamed. Fearfully you jumped off the balcony over the foyer and down bellow. You whimpered and ran into the living room. Kanato came down in front of you with his hands clenched.

"Y/N...HAND TEDDY TO ME!" You swallowed hard. "THIS IS FOR AZUSA!" You cried dropping Teddy inside. "Y/N!" He screamed. You backed away and watched him panic in distress, cry real tears, and scream violent words. There was only one way to justify such an action:

"April Fools?"

Laito

The year was 2025. No it was actually just 2017. Anyway it was April first and you wanted to prank your dad into thinking that you were pregnant. So you went to the store and awkwardly bought a pregnancy test, explaining to the clerk you were not pregnant when he asked, and came home. The first thing you did with that sucker was make it look used, then you left the box and the test on the counter as if it was casual. You were still a virgin, but, well, Laito wouldn't think that when he walked inside to take a shower.

"Eh? What's this?" He said picking it up. "HOLY SH--YUI--Y/N--FIDDLE--" He gasped because it said positive, although all you had done was use a pen to draw the lines. As you sat in your bedroom hearing his reaction, giggling to your heart's content, you heard him swear a few times.

"Laito darling please calm down what's wrong?!" Yui exclaimed running inside. "YUI IS THIS YOURS?!?!" He looked at her and grasped onto her tiny shoulders. "It's not mine.." He shoved her out of the way and stumbled down the hallway, distress filled his eyes as he kicked your door down. "Y/N ARE YOU PREGNANT?" You looked at him and sighed.

You stood up and closed the blinds, blocking out the moonlight and sat down at your desk. You reached up for The Book Of Truth. "You see Dad, here in The Book Of Truth, page 145, verse 34, it says: You dumb knob. Your daughter is still a virgin who roasted you for April Fools. Therefore you just made yourself into a complete idiot." You shut the book with one hand and looked at him.

"Alright Little Macaroon, it just so happens that Yui is actually pregnant so the joke's on you!"

"WHAT."

Subaru

Traumatizing Subaru by faking your own death for April Fools seemed like a grand idea! Just grand! You were in your bathroom drawing slits into your body using pens and paint, giving it that 'Holy frick my daughter just killed herself by slitting her wrists in the bathtub' feel. Knowing Subaru he'd freak out, so you set up a camera underneath the towels just so when it was done you could play it back.

You poured blood into the bathtub, courtesy of your neck. Quickly you sat in the bathtub wearing your white white nightgown and closed your eyes waiting for Subaru. He was a helicopter parent, so after about fifteen minutes in the bathtub you knew he'd show. Sure enough fifteen minutes later Subaru knocked on the door and you had no reply. He yanked the door open.

"Y/N?!?" He screamed jumping to you. You wanted to giggle so badly, but it was hard to restrain yourself. As he pulled you out and laid you on the floor, crying. You knew you messed up. "Y/n! Wake up!" You opened your eyes weakly. "APRIL FOOLS ばか!"