Shu

"And I'mmmmmmmmm gonna swingggggggggggggg from the chandelierrrrrrrrrr! From the chandelierrrrrrrr!" You sang loudly in the shower. As you were spraying shaving cream on your legs, you murmured 'Dammit." after you dropped your razor on the tile bellow. Once you were done washing the shampoo and conditioner out of your now smooth hair, you stepped out of the shower and reached your hand were your towel should've been. "Huh?" Sadly for you, the towel was missing. "Ugh!" You said in disgust stepping out of the shower. "Alright, the towel closet is down the hallway...you can do this Y/n...." Hastily you looked both ways and covered darted down the hallway.

You opened the closet and everything toppled down on top of you. "Y/n have you seen my violin?" Terrified, you turned around to see your dad with his eyes opened and a blank expression. "GET OUT OF HERE DAD!" You screamed throwing the towel in his face. Shu removed it from his face and yawned. "You're such a stupid girl." Once again you screamed and shoved him down the stairs and heard a plop down bellow. As soon as you pushed you ran back to closet and grabbed the towel and then darted for the bathroom. "Oh good grief."

Reiji

"Oh yes. Yes Eren you know you want it. Levi beg!" That was you. Reading Levi X Eren stuff in the library. As it reached the climax of the story, Reiji walked inside. "Oh yes Levi. Beat him harder! Harder! Harder!" Unknown to you, Reiji raised his eyebrow. "Y/n care to tell me what you're reading?" Reiji declared snatching up your phone. "FATHER NOOOO!" You replied reaching out. Instead Reiji pushed his glasses up and began reading the book. As you sat there as red as your eyeballs, you noticed Reiji chuckling. "Fa..father?" Fearful you curled up in a ball and blushed madly. "My my; I don't think I've ever read such an explicit story on beating someone with a hand. Especially this here." You awkwardly giggled and scratched your head. "Did you write this? I know you have that Wattpad or whatever..."

"Uh, no father! My account is called 'TablewareOtaku' not 'XxILoveFreakingUnicornsxX'!" Reiji sighed and gave you back the phone. "Well Y/n. I'd be lying if I told you I didn't enjoy it." Reiji told you as he walked out of the room. "YACK!"

Ayato

You were in your dad's car holding an envelope with a pink heart sticker sealing it shut. Ayato was driving you to school and the two of you were jamming to some questionable music. "Alright dad I'll be right back. Wait here." You said climbing out of the car. "HEY EREN!" Ayato scoffed and set the car into park as you walked to the brown headed dude by the tree. "Hey Y/n. What do you want?" You stammered and blushed a little and hesitantly handed him the envelope. "Please read it." You said bowing. Eren opened the letter to see the words lined up to create your feelings.

Dear Eren,

I don't know much except I'm madly in love with you ♡ You can be Marco and I can be your other half!

~Y/n

Eren rubbed his head. "Uh. Sorry but I'm in a relationship with Annie." He crumbled up the letter and threw it in the trash. You walked back to the car with your head between your legs. When you opened the door Ayato was texting. "TAKE THAT SUCKER!" He laughed. "It's not like that dad! G-geez! Now get me the heck outta here!" You screamed. Ayato rolled his eyes and began driving back, brining the awkward tension with you.

Kanato

All was well in your house. You were sitting at your desk on the computer. You clicked on a picture and stared at it. It was a hot dude on a bike with blonde hair and blue eyes. You. Ducking. FANGIRLED. You pressed your lips against the computer and kissed the false character. "I loveeeeeee you!" The picture sat there as you whispered your feelings to it. "We'd have babies, kiss, play with Usa-chan and everything." Well you had some bad luck, because Kanato was standing behind you. "My princess had a crush on Cl-"

"Cut it out daddy! I do not!" Kanato laughed at you along with teddy. "Oh yes you do!" Angered and as red as a lobster, you pushed Kanato out. "Get away daddy!" You screamed. "Y/n and Cloud sitting in a tree! K-i-s-s-i-n-g! First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a baby in the baby carriage!"

"KNOCK IT OFF DADDY!"

Laito

You and Leon were in the living room playing a board game. It was pretty casual I must admit, but Leon had other things in mind. Like maybe intoxicating you. Unfortunately without any alcohol, you lost the board game and he forced you to do something indescribably twisted.

So as fate had it, you were hanging from the bookshelf trying to keep your clothes from falling off, which unfortunately was almost impossible, as you were wearing a skirt and t-shirt. "Leon let me down or I swear I'll KILL YOU!" You screamed in a temper tantrum way. Then when your arms got tired and the skirt fell downwards, Laito walked into the room.

"DAD! PFFTTFUFU OUT!"

Subaru

After a long night of party hardy, you wobbled inside the house, You smelled of alcohol, perfume, and what appeared to be Doritos. You removed your long white hair from your ponytail and walked quietly up the stairs to your bedroom. About halfway up, you realized you were totally screwed. Everything was blurry and hazy; the farthest you could see was your hands. Well you had no luck stored up, as you tripped on your high heel and fell down the stairs. With six thuds in a row, you hit the floor and wailed in pain. "Y/n! Get the hell up!" Subaru appeared and yelled at the drunk version of you on the floor. "Shut up papa I'm sleeping." You replied. "Oh screw me you're drunk." Subaru rolled his eyes and grabbed your hand. "Come on." But you threw up on the floor. It ruined the carpet. The drunk you blushed and passed out as soon as you hit the pillow. "Dammit now I gotta clean it up!"