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A/n,

Happy late Mother's day! Yesterday I was unable to write due hanging out with my mom in Galveston...However I'm back and going to write this before she gets home from taking my oldest brother to the airport! Also, appreciate your mom; she does a lot for you.

-CoffeeLoffee

Shu

You and Shu looked around the corner of the living room at Yui playing with two year old Shina. Mother's Day was here, and you cashed out your piggybank to make sure you got your mother something amazing. It costed ¥13,500, but it was worth it for Yui. After all these years you wanted to thank her for slaving away taking care of you.

Shu got her flowers, but compared to what you got his would look like something a nine year old would buy their mom. So quickly you hastily ran past her once she didn't look your way, and into the kitchen. "Alright dad..I need you go bring me those drugs from uncle Reiji!" Shu groaned as he sat on the counter in cringe, and you pulled milk out of the fridge.

"Y/n, why?" He replied to your subtle actions as you poured the liquid into the cold glass. "Because we need to drug mom in order to set up the giant present!" Once more, Shu groaned loudly and rolled his navy eyes. He disappeared from your eyesight as you waited patiently for him.

After a whooping five hours of waiting, Shu returned. "Ugh what took you so long?!" You yelled snatching the transparent glassy bottle from his pale hand. Shu stared blankly at you in reply, opening his lips to say something. "Your uncle hates me and my descendants I hope you know that." Replied Shu as you poured them into the cup.

Shortly thereafter you walked and handed the cup to Yui. "Here's some milk Mother." She smiled, a little surprised, and gratefully, took the cup. You watched her drink the milk (not really) and smirked like the devil. "Thank you Y/n." Yui said happily, and after a few moments she fell over.

"Let's do this."

Three hours passed hastily, and Yui slowly woke up from her mini coma drenched in perplexity. "Ugh, she gave me loopy pills. 'Do you want some milk Mother?' that kid hasn't brought me anything in her life." She said sitting up on the couch. "Huh?" The room was pitched black as a spotlight appeared on Shina playing a drumroll.

Yui, who was massively confused at this rate, looked around the room. Suddenly the stage lit up and Shu had his back turned, posed perfectly with a top hat and cane, his hand on the cane holding him up steadfast, and a smirk across his face. Another spotlight appeared on you, posed the exact same, as you turned around and Shina hit play on the boombox.

"Candyman! Hey! Candyman!" You sang tapping in your shoes, Shu following your lead. "Who can take a sunshine?" To which Shu replied, "Who can take a sunshine?" You did the routine you practiced for six months straight and continued. "The candyman makes, everything he makes, satisfying and delicious! Bo da dooby do! Talk about your childhood wishes,"

Shina jumped on the stage with her top hat as Yui giggled, and sang:

"You can even eat the dishes!"

Reiji

"Diapers, computers, babies, bras, beads, heeds, seeds, keeds, jeeds." You said walking down the aisle of good ole Walmart. Naturally the shelves were half empty, and you and Reiji decided to finally go shopping for Yui a present.

On Mother's Day.

Bad idea.

Reiji pushed his glasses up, stepping away from the puddle of what appeared to be squished banana, and browsed the shelf. "There's like nothing left!" You exclaimed when all of a sudden Reiji smacked you upside the head. "No child of mine ever uses the word like in such a phrase. Do you understand?" Quickly you nodded and Reiji glared at you.

After a few minutes of walking through an aisle filled with the dreaded pads and tampons with your father, Reiji stumbled across an aisle filled with CDs and other nick knacks of that sorts. He picked one up in disgust and flipped it over. "Dreaded things." With his gloved hand, Reiji set it down. You noticed Yui's favorite artist Kokia had some CDs on the shelf, so quickly you grabbed one she didn't own before some jerk came along and stole it.

"Y/n, what on earth is that thing in your hand?" Reiji scolded you with his usual death glare. You swallowed the lump evident in your throat. "Father, I'm purchasing this for Mother. I know how much she loves this artist!" He wiggled a little, almost laughing.

"Your Mother won't want such a modernized western invention." Reiji said. "You're the idiot walking around dressed like a butler from 1904." You mumbled. "What was that?"

"Nothing!"

Reiji purchased Yui a book called Slaughterhouse Five, a book praising the idea of communism, while you got her some Kokia music. When the time came for Yui to open her gifts, she kindly unwrapped the presents.

"Slaughterhouse Five? Oh my." Yui said flipping it over. "You like it Yui?" Reiji said smiling. She gave a slow nod. "Oh yeah for sure...What did you get me Y/n?" You handed Yui the wrapped gift and she carefully untied the newspaper around it.

"Oh Y/n!! This is wonderful!" She squealed and Reiji started cracking. "Oh don't worry yours is good too Reiji." She said looking at the CD.

Ayato

"All I want for Mother's Day is to be with my Father again."

That was what Yui told you and Ayato a few weeks ago. Now, the Saturday before Mother's Day, you and him were brainstorming how to get Father Seiji out of the parish for the weekend. "We could sneak him out in a basket!" Ayato exclaimed. "Isn't that what some Roman Catholic saint did to get out of some city without getting stone--"

"Shhhh Y/n. Don't interrupt Yours Truly when he's thinking." You pouted and rolled your eyes, leaning back in the kitchen chair. Ayato was eating olives straight from a jar as he thought about the ways to get him out.

"How about we just ask him--"

"No Y/n it doesn't work that way! We need to sneak him out, like a kidnapping or something!" You groaned, pounding your head on the table. Ayato smiled happily with his eyebrows furrowed in determination. "Well, you want the last olive?" You looked up and tilted your head confused. "Those aren't olives. Those are peaches!"

The ride to the hospital was a long one, Yui riding with Ayato and you driving yourself and Hinata there. Apparently the "olives" were actually spoiled peaches that Ayato decided to eat for some reason. In the cold hospital room, Ayato lied underneath the covers groaning in pain.

Yui sighed and watched him, clutching onto her purse. "Well, I'll call the priest to give him Last Rites." Yui said pulling her phone out and dialing the nearest church, Our Lady Of Lourdes. After a few minutes of conversation, the lady (most likely a nun) said she would send a priest over A.S.A.P.

And so the three of you waited, and someone knocked on the door. You opened it and Father Seiji stood there. "Mom I think your Dad's here--" Yui glomped him, completely ignoring the dying Ayato who was irritated, and nuzzled into his shoulders. "Daddy!" She squealed happily.

"I'll just LAY HERE. AND DIE!" Ayato yelled.

"Okay!" She replied.

Kanato

Kanato and Yui had a complex relationship over the years, and you obviously knew she thought your Papa was slightly insane, but you knew she loved him anyway. After all Yui was amazing at giving unconditional love. So on the May day Mother's Day rolled along, you forgot about it being out on a killing spree with Kanato. He hadn't forgotten, as he had a night planned alone with her.

You were completely different. Every year up before this you just made her cards, but this year you noticed lately Yui had been down in the dumps. "Daddy, just out of curiosity, do you know why Mommy has been sad lately?" You asked Kanato holding up the body of a stuffed kitten. "Y/n I believe it's because the lady she works with recently blew up on her." You tilted your head. "What?"

"As in they had an argument Y/n, sheesh." He chuckled holding Teddy tightly. You smiled with the dark circles underneath your eyes crystal clear. "So, do you think Mommy would like it if I killed her?" Kanato looked at you and thought for a moment. "Yeah okay."

Sure enough, you decorated her body with the blood from her chest and gave it to Yui for Mother's Day. Needless to say she was a tad bit creeped out.

"Oh wow Y/n...This..This is really uh..Nice." She said blinking rapidly, scratching her neck. "Don't thank me! It was Daddy's idea!!"

Laito

"Little Macaroon! Hurry up let's go!" Laito called for you halfway across the store. You, who was hauling around four dozen egg cartons, a baby, leeks, lingerie, and some balloons, replied brutally to Laito: "Hold your horses Dad! I'm in a sticky situation!" He rolled his eyes as Ren squeaked at your discomfort and crawled up to your neck.

Without another thought you dumped everything inside a shopping cart and headed back. Your back was covered in throw up from Ren getting sick despite being three and half, and you stunk like hell. Yui had been tired as heck lately, so Laito vowed to make it the best Mother's Day she'd ever see. 

Therefore with that in mind you walked back to the front of the store to see Laito talking with some lady, who, in your mind, reminded you deeply of a hooker. Her makeup was so intense, her skirt so short, and the cigarette in her hand wasn't helping. Sure you liked to gossip about people to your Mother, who was walking up beside you, but this was too much to bear.

Yui watched with a sad face as the lady begun to flirt with him, and you handed her the shopping basket. "Be right back Mom." You rolled your sleeves up and smiled, running and tackling the slut. She shrieked as you pounded her face and chest, employees trying to remove you, and Laito and Yui watched.

"Babe, happy Mother's Day." He said as her tooth flew past him.

Subaru

Subaru really wanted to give Yui a good Mother's Day present, but as usual he pawned it off to you like every other year. So naturally you began brainstorming ideas to please your Mama. It had to make up for 15 other years of total crap, so you thought hard. After trying for about four hours to think of something (nothing came), you called up your friends Kanade and Kou. Both of which were both 1st years like you, had their parents, or at least one.

"Argh no I bought her a killer whale last year! This is hopeless!" You groaned burying your face into a pillow. Kou continued thinking up ideas for you and Kanade suddenly spoke. "You could get her one of those really nice spa things, you know the ones that you turn on and put your feet in when you've had a stressful day."

Hastily you punched your hand. "Genius!"

At the mall you looked around with Subaru, Kanade, and annoyingly for Subaru, Kou tagged along too. You looked through store front windows in desperation for those spa things. Then, as you passed by a store called Braille City Alantica, it was shining in the front window; in all its glory.

"I found it!" You squealed running inside. Quickly you ran to the cash register. "Are those good?" Subaru asked the man in front of you as he grabbed his bags. "Oh they're great. I have four already. This one is for my downstairs bathroom!" Subaru smiled as the man began leaving the store. You smiled widely, it being your turn, and banged your hands on the counter. "Mm! I'd like one of those Spa Massagers, gift wrapped too please!" You felt the presence of Subaru, Kou, and Kanade behind you as the man frowned.

"Ee, I'm sorry ma'am I just sold the last one to that man." He said almost happy. You looked in disbelief as Subaru turned red. "What about the one in the window?!?" Subaru yelled angrily, slamming his hands down beside yours. "I'm sorry sir it's for display only." He gritted his teeth.

Things were about to get bad as the four of you rushed out the store and down the broad hallways of the shopping center, searching for the man. Subaru rushed up beside him and panted, trying to play it cool. "Remember me? That guy from the store?" The man sort of cringed and moved away, continued to walk. "Oh. Yeah." He replied awkwardly.

"Well apparently he just sold you the last one; crazy right?!? Haha." Subaru said awkwardly laughing. The man nodded. "With it being Mother's Day and stuff, I was hoping you could maybe give it to me? I'll give you double what you paid for; triple!" He shook his head as Kou crossed his arms.

"Ee, I'm sorry dude I can't. I already bought it." Subaru started getting frustrated as he stopped alongside the rude guy. "But you already have four! Come on help me out here, man to man!" The man, who I'll call Larry, shook his head. "Stop bugging me dude, or I'll call security."

"Okay, how about this..." Subaru quickly snatched his bag and started darting away. "PAPA WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!" You yelled running after him alongside Kou and Kanade. "I'M GETTING YOUR MOM A FREAKIN PRESENT SHUT UP Y/N!" You looked behind you with security chasing you. "EVERYONE TO THE CAR!"

Within a few minutes you all boarded inside, Suburu in the driver's seat, Kanade in the back, you in the front, and Kou in a tuba case in the trunk. "WHERE ARE MY KEYS?!?" Subaru screamed digging around his pockets as the security chased after them.

"I've got them! Now let's go!" Kou exclaimed.