"You!"

"Me!"

My jaw dropped at the individual seated at the table, a smug ass grin plastered to his face as cerulean eyes stared into mine. I could recognise that crispy skin anywhere, and just looking at him made my breathe unsteady and my blood boil. Turning to Kishi, I gave a deep scowl.

"Dude, what the hell?! Who is he and why is he here?" I whisper yell, madly pointing at the blackette, arms crossed as he watched us in delight. My roommate put his hands up in defence, wincing somewhat.

"Alright, you're mad, I know. But, he came here to ask you something." He explained, putting his hands down to meet his hips. "Just... hear him out, okay?" He slumped his shoulders, giving a tired frown. I closed my mouth and for my lip, whipping around to glare at the male.

"You tried to kill me, and I ain't letting that slide, pal. Square up lil' ho-"

"Y/N, chill."

"Fine." I huffed, crossing my arms. "And what the fucks your question, bacon?" I growl, noticing him chuckle at the name. He stood up and casually walked over to me, leaning down some to look me in the eyes.

"Listen hun, now, I know I ain't exactly on your good side, but I think you night want to listen to what I gotta say. Got it?" He explained, shoving his hands in his pocket. I shrugged, silenting telling him to continue. "My point being, I need you to do me a favour, and I'll do 'ya one in return." I narrowed my eyes, the sound of this 'favour' not really appealing to me.

"Which is?" I sigh, already bored of the conversation. The other male gave a chuckle.

"Well, you're going to need to be my pretty prize to showcase off to the riches while your friend nabs the piece of paper your little boyfriend is so focused on getting back." A coy smirk was glued to his lips as my eyes widened and my gaze fell, leaving my jaw agape.

"Why the hell would you do that?" He shrugged, standing up straight again.

"I owe Seiki a favour, and I'm sure you want to help out." He chuckled wholeheartedly. I turned to Kishi, and dumbstruck and shocked expression on my face.

"What the fuck, Kishi? What'd you do, suck him off?" I grumble, making the purplette choke out a wheeze, leaning back as he laughed.

"Damn kitty, calm down on the language would you?" I whipped my head around, yet again, to see a new figure walking towards us, wiping his hands on his purple tuxedo. I sighed, my shoulders sagging.

"How many more people are in my house?" I whisper, almost to myself. Shinsou stops and stands next to the blackette male, a few inches shorter than him.

"Just us. But you still haven't answered my-"

"Bro, you lied to me!" I shrieked, cutting off the burnt individual as I stomped over to the purplette, who was frowning. I golden my arms promptly over my chest and glared at him. "Where's the paper thing?" He sighs, grabbing my shoulders and turning me around to see the impatience on the blackette face as he tapped his foot.

"As I was fuckin' saying, we're getting that back. And by we, I mean you and I. You see-" he pointed to Shinsou, "idiot over here sold it to a gang in the underground. Great price mind you." I glanced behind me, watching the male give a smug grin and a shrug. "Anyways, better put on your best dress, 'cause you're comin' with me." I shrugged, knowing that I've dealt with worse. Namely with Bakugou.

"Alright, I get that. But why's he here?" I turned and looked at Shinsou, who just lazily yawned.

"Because kitty, I know where their main base is. I had to have been there to auction it off, wouldn't I?" His smug tone made me sigh as I turned back to the tallest male.

"Alright, I'm going to need a dress and a name first. Namely yours." I explained, watching cerulean eyes crease with a smile.

"Dabi. And your dress is in the bedroom." I nodded, walking to the bedroom and closing the door. I put a chair from the desk up to the door, just in case. Turning around, I saw the clean and pristine fabric on the bed.

"Oh you've got to be fucking kidding me." It was a cherry red dress that revealed shoulders and collarbone, and that would probably end at my thighs. Clicking my tongue, I walked over to my drawer, pulling out a pair of tights and black socks. Slipping off my clothes and slipping into the new fabric, I walked over to the closet and beamed at my shoe collection.

I pulled out my red high tops and laced them up, bouncing up and down in them. I brushed my hair and removed the chair, walking back out into the room.

"Alright, I'm done." I called out, walking the three heads seated at the table whip around to see me. Kishi gave a grin, while Dabi and Shinsou just watched, almost frozen. Standing up, Dabi strode over to me, hands in his pocket.

"Alright doll face, the plan is to stroll in casually, cause a scene, and pray to God that Seiki isn't useless and nabs the paper." I nodded at his explanation, arms crossed over my chest.

"I understand. But, there's still one thing I don't get." I looked at each male individually, all standing now. "Why are you all doing this? It doesn't make any sense." I pointed at Dabi. "You're a villain, I know that much. And I guess I get the favour thing so far. Thats still weird." My gaze then flickered to Kishi. "Bro, I don't even know how the hell you know all this, let alone got roped into it." I then looked at Shinsou. "And you, I have zero clue on why you're helping us."

"Well-" Kishi sighed, hands diving into his pocket. "I found Dabi and asked him to help out. Of course he said no, but then I brought up the fact he owed me for this time I accidently saved his friend from this pedo, so we're chill." He glanced over to Shinsou, stormy grey eyes clashing with purple ones. "We found Shinsou over here, and Dabi told me what happened between you and him, so I hit him. Then, uh, let's see." My eyes widened as he glossed over this fact.

"You... hit him? As in punched him?" I interrupted, his gaze flickering over to me as he nodded.

"Yeah, pretty much. Anyways, we got him to spill where this dumbass paper was, and he decided to join us." He explained, as casually as ever. I nodded, impressed with my roommate.

"Damn, you sir, are cunning." I smirk, gaining one in return. "Well? Let's get on with this show." I grin, gaining nods from the three males. Shinsou gave a chuckle, looking downwards.

"You people are crazy." He sighed, glancing back up to see my gaze. A smile graced his face.

"I like it."