Third Person POV

Issei: 'And she jinxed me...'

Issei, who was wearing his Kuoh Academy uniform, was currently sitting on a chair in the student council room. However, he wasn't alone because Asia was there with him. But not just her. There were three others within the room as well, and they were none other than Aika, Katase, and Murayama.

Both Katase and Murayama were giving Issei a cold glare while Aika simply sat in her chair with a smug look slapped across her face, the kind that someone has when they did something stupid but they were so proud of themselves.

Why were they in the student council room? we'll that was quite a tale, one that Issei was still confused about, and he was annoyed that Asia had to get dragged into it. Like, today was her first day at Kuoh Academy, and she's already been sent to the student council room.

That had to be a world record or something. Showing up for your first day at school, only to immediately get sent to the student council. Normally, it should be the principal office, but the government is non-existent within the world of anime, and the student council seems to run everything within the school.

Ddraig: ['The fuck are you talking about partner?']

Issei: 'First, I'm thinking, not talking and secondly, it's nothing important'

Ddraig: ['Your weird, you know that']

Issei's right eye twitched a little.

Issei: 'Says the dragon in my former wanking arm...'

Ddraig: ['You you little piece of shi-']

???: "Issei..."

Issei snapped out of his thoughts and turned his attention to Asia, who looked at the brown-haired boy with a worried expression on her face.

Asia: "Did we do something wrong?"

Issei gave Asia a reassuring smile.

Issei: "No, Asia. We didn't do anything wrong. It's your first day after all"

???: "Like he'll you didn't do anything!"

Issei shifted his attention over to Katase, who continued to give him a cold glare.

Katase: "This is all your fault!"

Issei: "My fault!? How is this my fault?!"

Murayama scoffed.

Murayama: "Oh please, Hyoudou. You know what you did!"

Issei simply deadpanned at the two girls.

Issei: "I don't know because you both came up to me when I arrived and started yelling at me for no reason!"

He then turned his attention to Aika, who was simply watching the argument with the same smug grin on her face.

Issei: "Aika, do you know what the hell they are talking about?!"

Aika: "Yeah, I know what the problem is"

Issei: "Good, can you please explain to me wh-"

Unfortunately for Issei, he wasn't able to finish his sentence because he stopped to himself midway when he saw Aika's smug look change, and she grew a smirk instead.

Aika: "But I won't tell you because I like watching this"

The moment she said those words, Issei couldn't help but pinch the bridge of his nose and let out a small sigh of annoyance. Of course, Aika had to make things more difficult. Not only does he have to deal with Katase and Murayama glaring at him for something that he doesn't know, but now Aika won't tell him anything.

How could this possibly get any worse?

???: "Ahem..."

Oh yeah, that's how...

Issei, Asia, Katase, Murayama, and Aika turned their attention away from each other or from the ground and ceiling and towards the voice. When they did that, they came face to face with the student council president herself: Sona Shitori.

If one would ignore all the teachers and the principal, Sona basically ran all of Kuoh Academy by herself despite being a student within it. She always kept things in check and dealt with any students that were causing trouble, mainly Issei and his two friends, whenever they got caught peeping on girls.

Sona was smart, like very smart. The best way Issei could describe her intelligence is that she could finish every single test that the school had to offer within half an hour. Therebwas no competing with Sona, she was simply on a level that no other student could reach.

Sure, she wasn't the most popular girl in the school because of her serious and almost cold personality, and had a slim figure rather than a voluptuous body like many of the other girls like Rias. However, none of that mattered to Issei and he would definitely put Sona in his top five prettiest girls in Kuoh.

Maybe it was her violet eyes or the way she styled her hair. But something about Sona gave of a cute vibe to Issei. Now he wouldn't dare say that to her face. He preferred to stay alive, but Sona was definitely girlfriend material.

Sona: "If you're done, I'd prefer if someone told me what is going on"

Katase pointed at Issei.

Katase: "It's his fault!"

Murayama nodded her head in agreement.

Murayama: "Yeah, he is to blame!"

Sona let out a small sigh and glanced over at Issei.

Sona: "Hyoudou, is this true?"

Issei merely shrugged his shoulders, a confused expression on his face.

Issei: "I have no idea! I don't eve know what they're talking about!

Katase: "Oh, like he'll you don't!"

She crossed her arms.

Katase: "I should call the police on you!"

Aika: "But you can't because he didn't do anything wrong"

Sona turned her attention to Aika, hoping that she would finally shed some light on what was going on.

Sona: "Explain, miss Kiryuu"

Aika: "Well, it all started when we woke up after having a party at my house..."

(Flashback)

BEEEP! BEEEP! BEE-

Aika groaned slightly as she sluggishly turned off her alarm clock. Her head was killing her, and the last thing she wanted was to hear an alarm going off in her ear.

Aika: "To loud...."

She slowly opened her eyes, her vision momentarily blurry before it soon fixed itself, and she was greeted by the sight of her bedroom ceiling as well as.... panties of her ceiling fan.

Aika: "Huh?"

The brown-haired girl quickly sat up in her bed, well she tried her best to because for some reason there was a lot of weight on her body. Once she was able to, she finally saw that she, along with Katase, Murayama and the rest of the kendo club were in her bedroom and naked.

Aika saw each of them laying on a spot of her bed with at least four of the kendo club members peacefully sleeping on the floor. Clothing was scattered throughout the room, shirts and pants on the floor with some remnants of panties here and there.

Aika: "What the..."

The sight before her was something that Aika was definitely not expecting to see. Why were they in her bedroom? How did they all manage to even fit into her room because it definitely wasn't big enough to fit all of them. She invited like twelve girls and one boy to her party and there was no way in hell that they all managed to fit in the room.

Party...

That's right, Aika had a party and she invited the kendo club and Issei because she wanted to see the absolute beast that he had hidden away within his pants.

Aika: "Wait a second..."

She glanced to her right and noticed that there was a open space next to her with both Katase and Murayama sleeping soundly next to it, both girls cuddling each other.

Aika: "Where did Issei go?"

She glanced around the room for the brown-haired boy, but it seemed that he was no where in sight. It made her wonder if he had already left the property. Like, if he woke up in the same position that Aika just did, than he must've been naked than did that mean....

Aika: 'Hmmm'

She glanced around the bedroom once again. It didn't seem like that she and the kendo girls had sex with Issei because while she a lot of clothing scattered about, there was absolutely zero signs of any condoms.

Aika: "So were in the clear..."

She let out a small sigh of relief. She may of been Kuoh Academy's only female pervert but even she didn't want to have unprotected sex... yet. Maybe when she finished high-school she'll decide to settle down and have a family.

But as of right now, she was glad that she didn't end up having sex with Issei. Although, she gets the feeling that it will take a while before Katase, Murayama and the other members of the kendo club realize that because they were definitely gonna jump the gun when they wake up.

With that out of the way, Aika turned over to her side to check the time on her alarm clock. Unfortunately for her, she never got a chance to check the time because something else drew her attention. In the corner of her eyes, she saw herself in one of her wall mirrors and the way that it was position, it showed the mirror that was on the other side of the bedroom.

At first she didn't think much of it, maybe they had to move the mirrors to let the others get comfortable spots to sleep. But that wasnt until she actually used the first mirror to look at the second one properly. When she did, she saw something. Something that she was not expecting to see. Something that cause her eyes to widen and left her absolutely speechless.

Aika: "No way...."

Aika rose one of her hands to her mouth as she suppressed the urge to start laughing at that she saw.

Aika: "Oh, they are not gonna be happy when they wake up"

A small grin formed onto her face as she looked at the mirror, being greeted by the sight of what she almost busted out laughing about.

The mirror showed the back of Aika, Katase, and Murayama who all were naked and had some words tattooed direclty on their butts and with how the three were laying, the words spelled out something which was...

Issei Hyoudou Rules!

(Flashback End)

Aika: "And when they found out about it, they were pissed and you can guess the rest because it happened earlier"

After Aika finished telling everyone what had happened, silence had fully taken over the student council room as everyone had mixed reactions from the story. For example, Katase and Murayama were glaring at Issei, but their faces were bright red from embarrassment. Asia used one of her hands to cover her mouth, a shocked expression on her face as her cheeks were red. Issei was left absolutely speechless as his eyes widened. He hoped that Aika would shed some light on why katase and Murayama were pissed at him... but he wasn't expecting any of what she had just explained.

Sona, on the other hand, she merely pinched the bridge of her nose and shook her head.

She then looked at Issei.

Issei: "Why are you looking at me!? it's not like I asked them to do that!"

Aika: "It's true, he didn't. Which is why he can't be in trouble"

She crossed her arms.

Aika: "I did some digging and found out that Katase, Murayama and myself contacted a old friend of my parents who works as a tattoo artist. Turns out we went to her place and asked her to do it"

Sona: "So, Hyoudou is completely innocent?"

Aika nodded her head.

Aika: "Yep, he didn't force us to do it and he didn't have any knowledge of it"

Issei: "So, does this mean Asia and I can go?"

Sona let out a small sigh.

Sona: "Yes, Hyoudou. You and miss Argento may leave"

She then looked at the blonde-haired girl.

Sona: "I apologize that you had to be dragged into this"

Asia: "O-oh, it's okay. I was worried about Issei was all"

Both Issei and Asia stood up from their chairs and began to make their way over to the door. The former priestess than turned around and bowed slightly to the three girls.

Asia: "It was nice to meet you, I hope we become friends!"

With that, Issei reached out and grabbed onto the doorknob, opening the door and walking out with Asia, following closely behind him.

Issei: 'Well, that happened...'

They headed down the hallway to Asia's class, which just so happens to be Issei's. He guessed that Rias had something to do with it since she was the one who had Asia's timetable.

Ddraig: ['You really have a gift for getting into trouble, partner']

Issei: 'Hey, you heard Aika. I had nothing to do with what happened'

Ddraig let out a small sigh.

Ddraig: ['Now I know how Virgils feels when Dante does something stupid...']

Issei: 'Oi! I'm not stupid! Besides, your making it sound like I'll be the death of your or something'

Ddraig: ['Since your showing traits of Dante, I feel like you will']

Issei merely rolled his eyes.

Issei: 'You won't die, Ddraig'

He then grew a serious expression, his eyes faintly glowing with a blue and red hue.

Issei: 'I won't let that happen....'

Ddraig simply chuckled.

Ddraig: [I'm sure you won't, Partner. Plus, I'm technically already dead so what would that make me then? Double dead?']

A small smile began to crawl onto Issei's face as he had to admit that was pretty funny. He soon glanced over at Asia, who was walking beside the brown-haired boy.

Issei: "Hey, Asia"

Asia: "Hm?"

She turned to the young man.

Asia: "Yes, Issei?"

Issei raised a hand and scratched the back of his head.

Issei: "Sorry that your first day of school was having to deal with.... whatever that was back there"

Asia: "Oh!"

Issei felt bad for having her dragged into his mess, even though he technically was innocent. It didn't still change the fact that it was Asia's first day, and she had to spend a good five to ten minutes in the student council room.

Maybe he can make it up to her somehow. He wasn't sure what he could do, but Issei was sure that he could come up with something as compensation for Asia. For example, he could take her out to see some things that she never got a chance to see when she was a part of the church. Kuoh didn't have an aquarium, so he could take her to see all the aquatic animals.

Asia: "It's okay, Issei. I'm not upset about it"

Issei blinked a little bit in surprise.

Issei: "You're not?"

Asia: "Of course, why would I be upset?"

Issei: "But, it's your first day at the academy, and you had to deal with my mess"

The blonde-haired girl stopped on the spot, causing Issei to halt his walking as well. He then looked back at her, looking I to her eyes.

Asia: "It may be my first day, but you're the one who's helped me out so much"

She looked down a little.

Asia: "Without you, I wouldn't be here today. I wouldn't get the chance to make new friends and have a new family, that is why..."

Issei watched as Asia looked up at him, giving the brown-haired boy the most heartwarming smile that she could muster up.

Asia: "I'm glad that I met you, Issei"

Issei stared at Asia for a few seconds in silence, taking in ever since inch of the absolutely precious smile that was on her face. If his parents were back and they met Asia, Issei could guarantee that they would immediately fall in love with how precious Asia was.

In fact, Issei bets that they would adopt her on the spot because they always wanted a daughter instead of a son. Which honestly sounds fucked up now that Issei thinks about it, but that doesn't really matter at the moment.

Issei: "Well then, Asia...."

Issei grew his own kind smile, which caused the former priestess to grow a small faint blush from the sight of it.

Issei: "Shall we head off to class?"

Asia: "Y-yeah!"

Issei chuckled.

Issei: "Alright, let's go then"

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END OF CHAPTER