"-So this skeleton is your boyfriend and you didn't tell me,why?"

"I...thought you might judge me..."

"Why would I judge you? For dating a monster? For being gay? I'm a gay monster!"

"You are? I thought you were straight"

"...dude..."

"And even if I wasn't gay I still wouldn't judge you"

"...oh..."

"...Well then..."

"...this is papyrus my,uh,boyfriend,and papy,this is (y/n),my best friend and band mate"

"Heyyy"

"GREETINGS HUMAN,I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS,IT IS VERY NICE TO MEET YOU"

The skeleton now known as 'papyrus' extends his gloved hand to you,you grasp it and you both share a friendly handshake

"Nice to meet ya' too papyrus"

"NYEHEHE,OF COURSE IT IS NICE TO MEET THE GREAT PAPYRUS"

"Pffft,Yup"

"WAIT,SO IF I GET TO MEET YOUR FRIEND THEN *gasp* YOU GUYS SHOULD MEET MY BROTHER"

"Uhh I'm not so sure that's a good ide-"

"that's a great idea! When could we meet up?"

"WELL HE'S PRETTY LAZY SO IM SURE ANY TIME WOULD BE FINE"

"Bu-"

"How about right now!"

"Guys I d-"

"PERFECT! I'LL TEXT HIM AND WE CAN GO"

"Wait n-"

"Excellent!"

"Stop-ah you know what I'm not even going to try anymore,let's just go"

Once that it was all agreed,papyrus texted his brother and we all headed over to his place,though papyrus only said he was bringing a couple of friends since felix was being paranoid like always,but it seemed this time he had good reason,don't get it yet? You'll see...

Timeskip:

Once you had arrived at papyrus and his brothers house you entered the already unlocked door,don't these guys care about security?anyways,once you got inside papyrus called out for his brother

"SAAANNNSSS IM HOME AND I HAVE A SURPRISE!"

...

No answer

...

"UGH,IM SO SORRY BUT (Y/N),COULD YOU GO AND GET SANS,HE'S PROBABLY ASLEEP AND I HAVE SOME PASTA TO MAKE,ITS THE SECOND DOOR ON THE RIGHT"

"Got it paps"

You make your way up the stairs and towards the room when you hear the sound of...snoring?how did this guy sleep through papyrus's loud voice yelling? Meh,you ignore the thought and enter the room,wandering around the mess until you come across the bed with a short skeleton sleeping peacefully...so cute...so content...yeah imma ruin it...

You grab the blanket that he was laying on and tugged it out from under him,he fell onto the floor and was...still asleep...what the fuck...

You squint your eyes suspiciously and then an idea pops into your head,you walk out of the room and into the one next door,the bathroom,grabbing a cup and filling it with water,you then trudged back into the skeletons room with an evil smirk on your face as you lean over the somehow still sleeping monster and you tip the glass over his face...

*SPLASH*

"Aargh!"

The skeleton awoke with a jolt,his head quickly darting to you and looking instantly confused

"What the-who are you?"

"Hey,that's no way to greet a new pal,stand up and shake my hand"

You grinned widely as the skeleton got visibly more enraged,he reluctantly stood up and reached out his hand and you grasped it,hearing a *pffft* sound loudly surround the room,you looked down and saw he had a whoopy cushion in the hand that was now clutching yours,you snickered wondering if he had been wearing it in bed

"Were you sleeping with that on?"

"Maybe"

"Oh my god"

You burst out laughing at the thought of him living general life with a whoopy cushion on his hand constantly,that thought was hilarious

"But why *snicker*"

"Ya' know,the usual,gotta stay prepared"

Your laughter increased as he said this,what was 'the usual' and why would he need to stay 'prepared',though he was still mad he seemed to crack a smile at your amusement

"SANS,(Y/N) HURRY UP AND COME DOWNSTAIRS"

Your little moment ended and he looked back at you with a slight glare,you huff and follow him to the stairs as he walks off,once you had gotten to the living room and joined the other three in their conversation,sans then suddenly asks the big question

"So paps,who are these guys?"

"OH,WELL THAT IS (Y/N),HE IS MY...FRIEND...AND THAT IS FELIX,MY B-NEVERMIND I COULD TELL YOU LATER WHEN THEY'RE GO-"

"That's his boyfriend"

"What..."

Sans eye lights seem to disappear as his cheerful facade shatters,he looks down and continues to question his younger brother...

"Papyrus why didn't you tell me"

"BECAUSE SANS,I KNEW YOU WOULD HAVE THIS REACTION"

"Y-Yeah but he doesn't deserve you an-"

"SANS"

"What"

"CAN'T YOU JUST EXEPT I HAVE A LIFE,I'M NOT A BABY BONES ANYMORE,YOU REACTED JUST THIS WAY,WORSE ACTUALLY,WHEN I HAD THAT THING WITH METATON,THAT WAS THE REASON WE BROKE UP,DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME TOO BROTHER"

"Paps I..*sigh* I'm sorry paps,I did overreact with metaton...I guess you should introduce me to your 'boyfriend'"

"SANS I CAN HEAR THE AIR QUOTES,HE IS MY BOYFRIEND SO JUST EXEPT IT...SORRY...OKAY SANS THIS IS FELIX,MY BOYFRIEND,FELIX,THIS IS SANS,MY OLDER BROTHER"

"N-nice to meet you dude,you have a pretty rad brother...heh..."

Felix looked at me for help and I just shrugged,sans then did the unexpected,he hugged Felix...out of nowhere...

"Just...be good to my bro okay..."

"G-got it dude"

He let go and we all sat down for dinner,after that it had gotten late and we had all decided...except sans,that is...that we were staying the night,Felix and I would be downstairs,me on the couch and Felix on the floor,sans completely refused to let felix sleep with papyrus,fair enough though...

During the night I feel something on my face,I reach my hand up to see what it was and instantly got a face full of shaving foam...sans...

"SAANNSS!!!"

...

Okay this mother fucker don't know who he messed with,I am a prank king and my dignity shall be avenged..and I will do it...with a pun...

I rush to the bathroom and wash my face off,I then grab a bucked from under the sink and dash back downstairs,bucket in hand I walk into the kitchen and open the fridge,there was a fuck ton of spaghetti and an empty packet of 'popato chisps',But,low and behold,there was two cartons of milk...

I then proceeded to fill the bucket with the milk and hide it back in the bathroom in preparation for the glorious day that awaited me,I walked back downstairs and went back to sleep on the couch...

The next day:

I woke up joyously to the smell of pancakes,bacon and...breakfast spaghetti? Meh,I'll try it,once I got up I could see papyrus cooking in the kitchen along with Felix and sans,who was watching them closely,I sauntered in there sassily and took a seat,eating the food,including the breakfast spaghetti,and then mentally preparing myself for my master plan...

"So *snicker* (y/n),have a good nights sleep"

I felt the urge to growl but quickly forgot it when I remembered what I had in store for the unsuspecting skele-boi

"Why yes,actually"

"GREAT,NOW,LET US COMMENCE THE NEW RELATIONSHIP WITH A PICNIC WITH SOME OF MY CLOSEST FRIENDS"

"Sounds great,let's go"

"Oh,sorry guys,I left something in the bathroom upstairs,you can go without me,I'll catch up"

"YOU GOT IT,NEW FRIEND,NOW,LETS BE OFF"

Sans looks slightly suspicious and,quite frankly,disappointed,but still reluctantly trailed behind the others as they made their way out of the door,once that lock clicked shut I dashed super sonic mode upstairs and into the bathroom,I then heaved the large bucket of milk into sans's room and onto the window sill

I saw sans as he walked directly below me and yelled out "Hey sans!" then proceeding to dump the milk on him as he was looking up "I heard the calcium in milk is good for bone growth,and you certainly need some growth"

The short skeleton growled and trudged,soaking wet,back to the house,presumably for a change of clothes,I took this as my opportunity to climb out of the window and jump onto the car below,then onto the dusty ground,creating a small puff of smoke from my landing

I rushed up the the others and explained that sans decided to change his clothes,which papyrus found weird since he almost never does,I told him to trust me,sans needed to,We then proceeded to the park where we were having a picnic...