Ace slapped Sam on the back, nearly knocking his glasses off.

"WAKE UP, SLEEPYHEAD!"

"Ace, it's too early to quote vines at this time of day."

"But one day I might be able to do that."

"I'm more single than the singlest pansexual pringle I know," Sam said as he handed Ace a plastic cup of coffee that he made on his way out.

"But chu can't do that to me though. "

"You asexual box."

"True dat," Ace said as he glanced at his watch.
"And I thought I was the one that spoke in meme language during the morning?"

"We're all dead in the morning, it doesn't matter," Sam replied. Ace sipped his coffee and sighed. They continued walking down the street while sipping coffee in silence.

"I'm just gonna watch some vines in the taxi on the way over to high school, wanna join me?" Ace asked. Sam shook his head.

"No thanks. And I feel sorry for the driver who has to listen to you quote memes", Sam says as he turns the corner and walks straight (A/N hehehehe straight) into Del Taco.

Sam put on some special sunglasses freshly stolen from the government.

Then he waved at the dragon grilling chicken.

Wait. You thought this was a normal universe, huh? I bet you thought this was just going to be a bxb book huh?.... You is right. But wait. Sam is walking into a back door. It's labled "TUMBLR: DO NOT ENTER".

Oh, hey there. I'm the narrator. Sorry, author you can go now.

(WHERE WERE YOU? I was worried sick. Anyways, I gotta go.)

*blushes* I was caught up in some.... O///O business.

Anyways, back to the story.

This babyish looking dude looks around. He spots me. I'm trying to run away. He pounces on me and wrestles the camera away from my hands. GOSH DARN IT LET GO I'M THE NARRATOR.

Sam's P.O.V.

Two creepy looking dudes have been following me all day. I wonder what they wanted. They followed me with a camera around all morning. I noticed they when they passed the camera to each other before I came in. No life stalkers.

Anyways, I came here to get a little loopy. I grab some moreos to upset the moreos guy. I dodge the dark parts of fandoms. I'm a pretty neutral user. Sometimes I'll eat pineapple on pizza, sometimes I'm completely disgusted. But definitely no to strawberries on pizza. Oh hey look! Aussie memes. The animals are absolutely fascinating there. I wave to a pretty girl standing next to Thanatos. I've been seeing her more and more although l've never gotten her name... A slutty girl suddenly walks up to me, blocking my view (I'm not sexist but those accounts are all over tumblr). I spot the moreos guy looking at me. Uh oh. Looking down at my half eaten box of moreos, I suddenly decide to run for my life towards the exit, the moreos dude chasing after me.

A/N This was all over the place. I'm sorry. 😅
Can you tell me where I need to fix it? Writing tips? Please.
Does anyone else feel loopy after they go on Tumblr?