^How to cuss like the british lol just 'cuz

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What the hell did i just write?! -->me after everything//sorry for the late update here's a special i guess

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"It's awesome, isn't it? How we breathe in fresh air which you produced with scent! Now tell me, how can i not fall inlove with you!?" Akemi blabbered infront of a rose bush in Rem's garden.

The maids witnessed this,and thinking she was insane they started to keep a good distance away from her. When Akemi noticed this, she assured them that she was normal and is just having her monthly period. Which they refused to believe though.

Rem caught her talking to herself in the balcony when he came back.

"...am i bisexual, then? 'Cuz i always get attracted at some wierd shit."

Rem widened his eyes in shock. Then immediately collected his composure.

It's okay. As long as she's not completely lesbian everything's cool.

"Hi Rem. Didn't see you there, how long have you been here?" she casually asked out of the blue which made him snap out of his reverie.

He shrugged as he threw the paperbag of essentials to her, to which she catched swiftly.

"And this, too." Rem said as he tossed another paperbag to her, which she caught but it slipped off her hand after she tried balancing the other large paperbag.

Akemi pouted in annoyance as she set the paperbag in her arms on the floor and kneeled to pick up the fallen one(lewl).

"What's this anyway?" she frowned as she opened it.

Her eyes lit up once she caught sight of different expensive chocolates, chips and cold drinks.And a rose on top.

"Woah. Maid bought these for me?"

Rem blushed as he looked away.

"Mmm." he nodded.

Which was a total lie, BTW.

"Hey, those are girl's pads right?"

Rem looked at the old man beside him.

Rem was ridiculously waiting for the light to let him and the others cross the street, and it just so happened this guy talked to him.

"Yes it is." he replied politely.

The man let out a raspy chuckle.

"Y'know son, i used to be like you when my wife didn't have menopause yet. Piece of advice: i think you should also give her some treats that would calm her down."

Before Rem could answer back, the sign told them that it was time to resume walking so they commence.

"Why does everyone assume that it's for my girl, i mean... What if i had a sister?" he mumbled under his breath.

"Tell her i love her so much that i could marry her anytime now." Akemi gushed as she brought out a chocolate bar like a Boss.

Rem turned his back on her and walked away without a single word.

I bought it for her myself, so it means that those words are directed to me.

Rem blushed hard as he quickened his pace.

***

Meanwhile, Ritsuka finds Shiki in the school garden destroying thorned roses with his bare hands.

She widened her eyes as she rushed to him.

"Shiki--stop! You're hurting yourself!"

Is he out of his mind?! Why is he doing this?! She thought.

Shiki slowly smirked as he chuckled.

"I'm only doing so because... I know you might want to help me."

"Help you for what?" Ritsuka raised a brow in confusion. Much to her distaste, the fallen angel shook his head mockingly, refusing to say so.

He started to walk forward and out of nowhere, she followed.

"I'm a fallen angel, y'know?" he simply said.

Ristuka frowned. "Really?" A fallen angel?

"Yes,my poor kitten. And guess what, i might know where your mother's whereabouts is.I could even take you there."

I thought that i would be the one to help him, and why the heck is he helping me? But he's a fallen angel, it might not be that bad...

Ristuka is hesitant, due to her previous encounters with the other members of the Student Council, until Azuna interferes.

Shiki allows Azuna to accompany them. He takes the girls to a nearby art museum with many hallways like a maze. He disappears and Ritsuka gets separated from Azuna, becoming lost. While wandering around the museum, Ritsuka catches glimpses of her family's past until Shiki grabs her from behind.

He tells her to become his, but Ritsuka pushes him away, prompting Shiki to use his powers to freeze her. He threatens to kill her if she doesn't comply, but Azuna intervenes by repelling him with a capsule of holy water. She attempts to exorcise him, but Shiki reveals that he can't be exorcized due to the angel blood within him. Black wings sprout from his back and he attacks the girls, wounding Azuna in the process. As he is about to kill her, Ritsuka convinces him to stop, and he teleports them back to the school garden where they first met. As Shiki begins to leave, Ritsuka asks him if he lied about knowing where her mother is,

He stopped walking and looked at her over his shoulder.

"Lies are the truth, Ritsuka,"

And he disappeared.

...wtf.

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Akemi glared at the maid who happened to keep her in company, since the others are too scared to do so.

"Where's Rem? He needs to arrive, like, now because i said so." she crossed her arms.

"B-but he already left (only) 5 minutes ago..."

"So? I don't care i'm a guest here. Make me hot chocolate,"

"Y-yes!"the terrified woman squeaked and scampered away.

Akemi rolled her eyes and wrapped her body with the blanket.

She leaned her back at the couch and sighed, then stared at the shiny chandelier.

Why do i always snap when i'm on my period..?

"Why am i confined here anyways? I bet the others are already worried about me.I need to escape this place. "

Akemi frowned, but shrugged afterwards.

"...nah. Too lazy." she rolled to her side and snoozed.

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"...miss Akemi? Here's your hot chocolate,"

She fluttered her eyes open as the scent of rich chocolate entered her nose.

"...marshmallows on top too. Thank you so much," she smiled at the maid and accepted the mug.

The other woman sighed in relief, satisfied that she's pleased.

"Do you need anything else?" the maid asked.

"Nothing, you may leave." she said before sipping the heavenly liquid and moaning in delight.

The maid all gladly left her alone.

And this is the time where i'll get the existential crisis. Akemi thought as her eyes wandered around the room.

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"Where's Akemi? Have you seen her,onii-chan?"Ritsuka asked as she came over Lindo's table at the cafeteria, sitting all alone.

"Huh?" he frowned. "No. Where the heck did she go this time?"

Azuna, who was behind Ritsuka all along, sighed. "You should get used to her disappearance all the time, i mean..."

"Wait, you're here?" Ritsuka asked.

"Yup."

"Oh! How are your wounds, then?" Ritsuka asked in concern.

"'S just a little scratch, i'm fine." Azuna lied and winced. "How about you, are you alright?"

"Un." Ritsuka nodded. lie. She probably fractured her skull lol

"What happened?" Lindo stood up from his seat in concern.

"Umm, we tripped earlier." Ritsuka forced a chuckle as she lied, nudging Azuna on the ribs. "Right, Azuna? At the rocks because they're scattered everywhere,"

"Riiiiiight," Azuna sweatdropped. At least try to invent something more believable!

Lindo narrowed his eyes but didn't say anything.

I'll let you slip for a while, he thought.

***

Akemi woke up when something hit her face lightly.

She glared at a certain pomeranian paw-ing her nose.

"So we meet again," she hissed. "What's your problem?"

The dog tilted its head to the side, before sticking his tongue out making the platinum-blonde-haired teen sigh.

"I get it, you're having your period too. I understand your bipolar-ness.So how do dogs release blood? Tell me about it."

The pomeranian barked at her before sniffing her. He was about to sniff further down but Akemi raised him.

"Hold up, that's my vital regions young lad. Just because it has blood means you have to sniff the gross scent. If you were in my place it would be awkward if i sniffed yours so calm your hormones you piece of crap and just cuddle me."

"Saying nonsense again, i see. I knew that selfish guy would keep you here."

Akemi widened her eyes and whipped her head to see Urie.

"U-Urie...."

Oh shit. And here i am also on my period!

She panicked and in a flash, did the same thing she is currently thinking.

She dialed Mage's number that she memorized at the nearest telephone and he answered.

"What?" came his mean af voice.

"Mage, i'm in danger! This is Akemi!"

Urie sweatdropped. since when did that bulk became her savior?

"Help me--"

*SLASH!

The cord was cut off by the dream devil, smirking.

Roen barked at Urie but he simply held it high while staring intensely at the other teen.

Akemi trembled like a helpless kitten.

"You.... You..." she widened her eyes in fear. "You should've just unplugged it. Once Rem finds out we'll be dead meat."

Urie frowned. "So you're saying you are afraid of--"

Akemi's ears perked up and he was cut off with her covering his mouth.

"I could hear him arrive! 'S hide, mate!" and she pushed him inside the nearest closet.

She was about to hop in, too but she glanced at the whimpering dog.

"Aww, you looked so sad. You are with me, bruh despite all odds," and she grabbed him before entering the closet and she closed it just in time when Rem entered the room.

"Akemi?" they heard Rem ask.

"Shhhhh," Akemi told Roen and Urie.

Dafuq, the dog thought.

Urie's palms became sweaty.

The heck? Why am i being tense?! Since when?! ((a/n:Akemi's insanity is contagious))

Akemi clung to Urie for dear life. "I'm scared... This is all your fault!" she said in a strangled traumatized whisper.

"My fault?!"

They heard the door open, and their hearts almost stopped when

"Akemi?!" someone shouted.

Rem crossed his arms.

"What are you doing here,

Mage?"

"What the hell did you do to her?!" Mage roared.

"What do you mean?" Rem glared in confusion.

"Oh sht. 'S about to go down."the dog whispered making Akemi scream silently as she widened her eyes in horror.

HE TALKS?!

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