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"God,i hate flashbacks.I really do."Akemi mumbled to herself.

The two males before him eyed her full of worry.

"Akemi..."

Akemi gave them a small smile and slowly shook her head.

"It's...okay..(?)"

'.Earlier.'

Akemi trembled as Urie approached her with a murderous face.

She began to back away but too bad,her back hit Shiki's chest.

Shiki smirked as he grabbed both her shoulders from behind.

"Aww,poor little kitten.But too bad,you're in our property--in fact,you are our property."

Akemi gulped as she stared at Urie advancing to her.

Akemi now faced the main door of the orphanage holding an axe.

"Grimoire...grimoire..."she chanted under her breath.

Akemi frowned.

The kids around her stared at what she will do next,and their expectations were right.

She destroyed the knob while cackling evilly.

The kids cheered,but immediately went quiet when she whirled around and faced them with a sweet smile worthy to be vommitted on.

"S-Stop!"Akemi screeched.

"Stop?Us?Haha."

"N-No!!!Not you,I mean--ahhhh!!!"she suddenly thrashed around,but is held back by Shiki.

"What the--!?"

"Do you really think you filthy people can go out?Not if I can help it."

She grabbed a near kid at the age of four and ripped her head off with the use of the axe,and everyone screamed and scattered around.

Blood squirted from the neck of the kid and she threw it to the ground.

"Pathetic."

"I...I DIDN'T DO IT!"she screamed,and then she started crying,then yelling and shaking.

"What's happening to her!?"Urie eyed the girl worriedly."It's not us,am I right?"

"No,probably not."Shiki said."She looked possessed."

"No..."Urie frowned.And being the dream devil he is,

"I think her mind's not here with us."

"What a nuisance."She sighed irritatedly and decided to just leave this disgusting place.

She was about to exit the door when the second head,which was a grumpy old lady,prevented her to.

"Just where do you think you're going,miss?"

Akemi smirked then threw the bloody axe in front of her,which made the old lady back away.

"You...you monster!"

"HAHAHAHA I KNOW,RIGHT?"

"Akemi.Akemi."Urie shook her shoulder lightly,while Shiki eyed them.

"Please,move!!!Before I could--"Akemi inhaled sharply as she trailed off.

"You bitch.You'll pay for all the punishment you gave to this fragile body."

She ran to the lady and beat the crap out of her,before strutting outside.She wore the dead guard's boots first.

The bullies saw what she did and laughed,before imitating what she did to the lady.

The murderous insane teen suddenly held her head to her hands as she cussed under her breath,her rage slowly draining.

"What...what..."

And then she was back to her normal self.The innocent,cute and kind one.

She widened her eyes as she stared back at the building,then tears streamed down her cheeks continuously as she clamped a hand to her mouth.

"What have I done!?No..."

And just like that,she ran away from her true self.

Akemi stopped moving then fainted,with Shiki catching her.

The two men exchanged glances.

'.End.'

"What happened,exactly?"Shiki put his hands on his waist."You were fine,then suddenly you're a mad gorilla."

Akemi doesn't know if she should be mad for calling her mad gorilla or not,but does it matter.

Akemi just shrugged and plopped back down the comfy queen-sized bed.

"It's for me to know and for you to find out."she sassily muttered as she covered her face irritatedly with a near pillow."Don't meddle with my business"

"That's rude,"Urie smirked as he crossed his arms.

"Says the one who bluntly asks,"she beat her to it.

The males glared at her before leaving the room.Geez,just trying to be nice to her but she repays us with that attitude of a thug.But...

Something's... Off about her.And I know.The boys thought as they silently made way to the kitchen to satisfy the monster living inside their stomachs.

Akemi stared at her hand and widened her eyes.

According to my memory,I dug my fingernails deep in my palms just yesterday(?)and it bled.But...

There are no traces that I was injured.

Akemi sat up.

"Dafuq."she jumped off the bed to lay down at the fluffy red carpet.

"Ugh..."she groaned and rolled around.

"Excuse me?"

Akemi let out a yelp in surprise and immediately sat up.

She whipped her head around and saw a girl with black hair wearing a cute maid outfit.

"Did I scare you?Sorry."

"N-no...it's...it's fine..(?)"

Don't tell me she saw me doing weird things!!!(?)

"I'm Larisa(@LarisaBoitos2).The maid of this household.I was ordered to bring you this pyjamas."

She went near the blonde and gave her pink ones.

"What!?"Akemi stared at the clothing in disbelief.WHY PINK.JUSTIFY BLUE PLEASE.

Larisa thrust the thing at Akemi.

"It would be nice if you'll just discard your uniform and walk around the mansion with this.At least you have something."

"Ugh."Akemi rolled her eyes as she grabbed the pyjamas."Fine,fine."

The maid went out of her room for privacy,and she glared at what she was holding.

"You lucky bitch."

***

Akemi stared at her reflection in front of a long mirror and tried striking a pose,which ended up like a dweeb trying hard to be a flying trash.Akemi groaned as banged her forehead to the mirror.

"This isn't working!"

"Fine by me,"

Akemi whipped her head around to the doorframe and saw a certain maid,smirking.

"Hi Larisa-san."Akemi pouted.

"Go down the kitchen and take breakfast with the young masters."

YOUNG!?Tch.

"What?WITH THEM?Oh my god tell them I just had osteoporosis and can't climb downstairs."

They still might be angry because I acted fabulously earlier//slapped//

No,seriously.I'm an ass earlier.BUT I'M THE VICTIM HERE:THE KIDNAPPED PERSON!!!So I think it's probably normal.But they're aliens.Of course they wouldn't understand :/ dweeeeerp*awkward crickets sound*

She shrugged.

"Just tell them."

"Heh.Get ready to face the consequences,then.I know how they will react to this."and she left.

Akemi,finally processing what Larisa said,gasped and got up.

"HOE NO WAIT COME BACK!I was just joking!!!"

But too late for our dumb heroine.

"Larisa told us you have osteoporosis."

Actually I have a fractured bone.In the ear.Named stirrup.LOL she wanted to say but this is not the right time to fool around.

Frightened, Akemi froze then slowly turned around and saw the males staring down evilly at her.

"Aaand you can't walk down the stairs."Shiki muttered while looking up and down her standing figure as if saying,Liar.You seem perfectly fine to me.

Akemi gulped.

"You'll join us at breakfast,whether you like it or not."

In a flash,she was being carried by Shiki and they are now facing the topmost of the grand staircase.

"Can't walk,eh?"Shiki chuckled sadistically."Poor kawaii maiden.Let me make it easier for you."

What does he mean---no.Shit,Shit,Shi---

And he threw her.

"AHHHHHHHHHH"

She braced herself for the impact of crashing down at the well-polished stone marble floors,but,well--she was caught by Urie.

"Get me out of here!!!"she pleaded.

Urie chuckled and kissed her cheek.

"Nope."

"Gaaah!"

"You want me to drop you?"Urie taunted.

"What!?NO!!!"and she clings into his neck for dear life,amusing the males.

***

"You cook."Akemi stared bewildered at the fancy food placed at her front she doesn't know what it is called.

"Obviously~"Urie gave her a close-eyed smile.

"Not to be rude,but because I'm mean I'm gonna shoot:is poison included in the recipe?"

"What?No,of course!"Urie said as he leaned and put an arm around Shiki's shoulder who was sitting across her.

Shiki smirked.

"Who in the right mind dares to poison me and himself?"Shiki said as he stuffed his face with fancy food.Which looked adorable.

"Ugh...yeah...Sorry for embarrassing you."she shyly scratched her nape and started eating.

"Who says I'm embarrassed?"Urie said while walking back to the stove and check his masterpiece.

Face-palm at that.Fuuuuu this guys.(۳ ಥ_ಥ)۳

"...In fact,it has human meat and blood sauce."

"WHAT!?"Akemi choked and spat the food.She stood up and threw the plate outside and flipped the table,ruining Shiki's shirt.

ε٩(๑> ₃ <)۶з

"Whoah,what's with the reaction.I was just joking."Urie said with wide eyes.

Akemi suddenly grew quiet due to embarrassment.

"W-well you saw what happens when you do so don't do this again."

"Lookie here.And so little kitten here thought that the plate and everything's free?"Shiki nudged Urie's side."I bet she can't pay,but of course that would require a punishment don't you think?"

How many times do I have to remind myself to think before acting "(° ʖ °)7

|| W E L C O M E T O H E L L 'S K I T C H E N ||

***Bonus***

"LARISAAA!KINDLY CLEAN AKEMI'S MESS,OKAY?"Urie shouted from upstairs.

"GREAT!That's why I love being a maid:srsly I need a life,stfu."

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Yayyyyyyy~!And here's your award for guessing my age,@LarisaBoitos2 !I hope you like it ;D

*thatssolame1234

Stfu-shut the fvck up
Stirrup-the smallest bone in the body located in the ear.