(A/N): Been a long time eh? My hands are a bit rusty so don't expect much. By the way, the first book that comes up in Google when you search ''Noelle x Male reader'' is my book. 

Me: 1 - Other Noelle fanfictions: 0

(Y/N's POV)

Asta: UGHUOHHHHHH!!!!! NOW THAT IT'S ALL OVER, I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT!!!

I watched as Asta rushed toward the toilet in a speed that would possibly rival Flash's. 

Now that Asta is here I should probably take a look around.

(Y/N): Shop, another shop, food stand, Pıh hah....nothing interesting.

I kept on walking before someone catched my eye around the corner over there. She had silver hair and she just stood in the corner. 

(Y/N): Is she from the silver household?

I wanted to go talk with her but my instincts told me not to. 

(Y/N): If we are meant to meet then this won't be my last time seeing you. 

I wasn't the type to speak like this but looking at her.... it just left a weird impact on me that I cannot quite recognize. I may not know what this feeling is, but I am curious.

(Y/N): Oh....I should probably get back to Captain Yami.

Walking through the crowd I searched for the well built captain finding him next to Finral.

(Y/N): Sup!

Captain Yami and Finral turned their attention to me.

Finral: Oh, right on time.

I flashed a quick smile.

(Y/N): Where is Asta?

Asta: UGHUOGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

I saw Asta running towards us before he bumped his head in to Captain Yami's chest who didn't even flinch. Seriously, what is he made of? Bricks?. Asta turned his head up to see the true face of terror.

Yami: You have some balls making me wait this long for you. How damn long do you take in the shitter?

Asta: I was really surprised at what  came out of me....It was like thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis long.....

Captain Yami harshly  holded Asta's head.

Captain Yami: Who the hell told you to give us the details.

(Y/N): Poor asta. -_-

Finral:......

Yami: Finral, let's go.

Finral: sure.

Finral used his hands and created a portal.

Finral: Space Magic: Fallen angel's hole (Thank god this time the edgy name doesn't come from me)

Asta panicked at the look of the portal.

Asta: whoa! What is that!?

(Y/N): It's space magic.

Asta: *confused*Huh?

Yami: Since you can't fly, you're going to learn some other type of movement magic.

Finral: *struggling* Sorry to bother you captain, but it's really difficult to keep a portal of this size open so could you please enter.

Yami: Who the hell do you think you're giving orders to? Why don't you try to surpass your limits here?

Finral: What!???

Yami raised up Asta and threw him towards the portal

Yami: Get in.

After throwing Asta in the portal he turned to me with the scary look on his face.

(Y/N): I think I will throw myself in.

I materialized a hand which picked me up and threw me straight in to the portal next to Asta

(Y/N): Pwuah! I think I got some dirt in my mouth.

I looked up to see Asta looking up at something mesmerized.

(Y/N): Asta what ar---my god that thing is huge (That's what she said!)

(I am sure you guys have the imagination to picture yourself in there.)

Asta:.....

(Y/N):.....

*loud explosion noises*

The door infront of us blew up.

Asta: ''THE PLACE BLEW UP!!?''

???: ALRIGHT, I'M MAD NOW!!! YOU READY FOR THE CONSEQUENCES!!!?

???2: Not really, but let's find out~

I looked inside and saw a pink haired woman in her underwear groaning while slowly getting up, is that a drink next to her?

(I didn't talk about it before but at first I regretted my decisions in the beginning of this book for not making this an harem book. I mean there are so many good waifus in Black clover. Noelle, Vanessa, Rebecca, Mereoleona, Mimosa, Charlotte, Nero :3 esc. but I began as an Noelle fanfiction so I decided to not change it but I might change it if alot of people said ''HAREM!!!'' dunno you guys decide)

The sexy lady: This Hangover is killing me....

Yami: Welcome,-

Delinquent : DIE DIE DIE!!! (Reaper?)

Creepy big boy: *exhale*

Haruka 2.0: You're cute as a cherry today too, my little sister. Would you guy shut up!?

Yami:- to the lowest ranked and worst order of knights,  The black bulls crook.

(This where the episode ends but I felt like it was too short so here you go I shall continue.)

I looked at Asta to and nodded to him, we both knew what to do. We were going to introduce ourselves. We slowly got up and shouted from the top of our lungs.

Asta: MY NAME IS ASTA, I AM FROM THE VILLAGE OF HADGE. AS OF TODAY, I'M ALSO THE MEMBER OF THE BLACK BULLS CROOK!!!!

(Y/N): MY NAME IS (Y/N) I AM FROM HADGE ASWELL I SHALL BE A MEMBER OF THE BLACK BULLS CROOK ASWELL!!!!

Asta/(Y/N): WE LOOK FORWARD TO WORK WITH YOU ALL!!!

Electro: That pudding that you hid was delish!

Delinquent: And that will be your final meal...!

Little girl: Nom nom nom.

The sexy lady: I remember getting into an drinking contest with some old guy and then nothing....

Haruka 2.0: Would you guys give it a rest!? How are you going to repay my sister if she hears you jackasses!?

(Y/N): ''They didn't even listen!''

Asta: ''They didn't hear a word!!!''

Yankee: REVENGE FOR MY PUDDING!!!

Electro: AH HA HA HA HA!

A ball of fire came towards both me and Asta, I hopped inside a shadow and avoided the attack but I cannot say the same for Asta. 

The sexy lady: Arrrrrgh, stop! My head is killing me.

Delinquent: Shaddup, you boozing hussy!

The sexy lady: What was that, you virgin delinquent!

Delinquent: I am not a virgin (I am -_-)

Electro: What's this, what's this? While you are distracted I might just kill you.

*crash!*

Haruka 2.0: In the name of my little sister whom I worship, I will kill you all!

Little girl: munch munch munch munch.

Yami: Would you people....STOP BREAKING STUFF!!!

Yami smashed a wall with his hand obliterating it in the process.

(Y/N): You are destroying it more -_-

Everyone stopped for a second to take a look at Yami.

All of the Black Sheep crook except the big guy and Finral: WAAAH!!!!

They al rushed towards Yami.

Delinquent: MISTER YAMI SIR!!! Welcome back, boss!

Little girl: CAPTAIN THIS IS YUMMY!!!

The sexy lady: Welcome back captain~!

Haruka 2.0: Captain can I have a moment.

Delinquent: Did anybody get in your face captain Yami?! If they did, I'll go crush them!

Electro: Captain! Fight me today, ok?

The sexy lady: Leave this brats and grab a little drink with me~

Little girl: Captain, captain! Have a bite of this!

Haruka 2.0: I'm sorry I cannot take it anymore, can I go see my little sister?

Yami: I see, I see. You guys like me that much huh? 

Yami: *darker* But you're annoying, shut up! 

All: SORRY!!!

They all sat down in panic.

Yami: This two will be our new members. don't haze them till they die.

(Y/N): "doesn't sound very assuring."

I whisper to Asta

(Y/N): *whispering* Should we try doing it again?

Asta nods.

(Y/N): *inhales* *exhales* 

(Y/N): Prepare for trouble!

Asta: And make it double!

(Y/N): To protect the world from devastation!

Asta: To unite all people within our nation.

(Y/N): To denounce the the evils of truth and love!

Asta: To extend our reach to the stars above!

(Y/N): (Y/N)! 

(Y/N)/Asta: And!

Asta: Asta!

(Y/N): Team Hage Blasts off with the speed of light!

Asta: Surrender now or prepare for a fight!

Nero: ......

(Y/N): Oh come on! We practiced this before!

Nero: ......

(Ok sorry I  had to)

(TAKE TWO!!!)

(Y/N):*smiles* I am (Y/N) from the Hage village I look forward to work with you all!

Asta: I AM FROM HAGE TOO I AM ASTA NICE TO MEETCHA!!!

Yami turned to us. 

Yami: We have more members but they are either on a mission breaks or simply slacking off. Try to get along with them. 

Asta: I will! We will set records on getting along with each other.

(Y/N): Don't count on it.

I was looking at the delinquent with a glare while he glared at me two times harder.

The sexy lady: Hage? That teensy village?

She came closer to me (Ya know? Making way if the readers choose harem route)

 The sexy lady: Coming from the boonies, and yet you got into the magic knights. You must have worked hard.

(Y/N): No, not at all. Asta right here worked harder than me. I am just talented.

The sexy lady: Talented? 

(Y/N): *chuckle* I'll let it be a surprise.

The sexy lady pouts.

The sexy lady: I'll give you a reward if you tell me~

As much as I would like that I promised that I was gonna save myself for true love.

(Y/N): Sorry bu-

The sexy lady: Urp...Blaaaaaaaaaargh!!!

She vomited infront of me but lucky for her I used my magic to materialize a bin and throw the vomit out.

(Y/N): *sigh in relief* Are you fine? 

The sexy lady: No...

I turned to Asta to see the delinquent looking intensely at him.

Delinquent: So you think you are a Black Bull?! I dunno how you sucked up to Mister Yami, but if you wanna wear our rope....You must earn some respect from Mister Yami's underling, man among man, Magna Swing!

Oh.....so that's his name.

Asta: Gimme please!

Seriously?

Magna: I see, you want it that bad, huh? In that case....You joined the Black Bulls, now come get baptised.

Asta looked in shock but amazement.

Asta: Huh?

(Mini timeskip brought to you by live action Asta)

https://youtu.be/r6DFXQqz0e8

We were all outside waiting for these two to fight.

Magna: I don't care what kind of trick you use. All you have to do is dodge or block my upcoming attack magic. If you can do that, you will be one of us. And I will give you this robe.

The sexy lady: Here he goes with  the unofficial  ceremony again.

This is not the first time?

Magna: Here I come shrimp!!!

They both took out their grimoires. 

Magna took out a fireball and threw it towards Asta Bakugou style.

Magna: DIEEEEEE!!!!

It moved at an incredible speed towards Asta. 

But Asta was frozen. He didn't move. No...he couldn't move. His brain must have stopped functioning and accepted that he could't stop the ball even if he cut it. He was basically screwed.

His mind had given up? yes. But his body sure as hell didn't!

(Y/N): GO!!!! ASTA!!!!

Asta hit the fireball with the side of his enlarged magic sword and sent the fireball back at him.

This attack seemed to be useful as he was covered in smoke. But of course, he had to get back up.

Magna: OI!!! That fucking hurt!

I was ready for Asta to get his ass kicked while saying my prayers for him.

Magna: I almost died fro my own magic....You are pretty damn good!!!

Everyone cheered for him. He had definitely gotten the interest of everyone. I was happy for him too. 

Magna gave him the rope as Asta's eyes shined bright.

Everyone was complimenting him before the sexy lady asked something.

The sexy lady: What about this one over here.

He was pointing at me.

Electro: Oh! OH! I want to fight him!

(Y/N): 

I am fucked.....

(A/N): So yeah....that's all folks. The next chapter will have a nice fight in it. So be hyped for that I guess. I am really tired and I just want to go and play some overwatch so I will see you all next time. Word count: 2108 words.

Katakuriu out....