hi sorry if i forget your characters in the quotes

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kai: i'm having one of those things... it's like a headache with- a headache with pictures!

mikki: what.

amias: he's having an idea.

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izzy: so we've gotten to the point in quarantine where my dorm mate comes back and says, "izzy! i brought home a potentially cursed item!"

soleil: the keyword is potentially!

izzy: the keyword is C U R S E D !

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katie: you know what they say, "if you don't shoot for the moon, at least you aimed for the stars!"

lieu: or suffocate in space, i suppose.

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mikki: i hate everyone.

izzy: hate is a strong word.

mikki: i have strong opinions.

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bennett: who ate the porridge?

astra:

astra: wait, you wanted it?

bennett: did you eat it?

astra:

astra: *wipes porridge from its mouth* what do you mean?

(okay, i know astra can't lie, but like, the opportunity was right there)

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izzy: we need someone who knows how to drive.

aliza: we have soleil!

izzy: we need someone responsible who knows how to drive.

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xain and lieu: *fighting physically*

amias: THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT BY "EXPRESS YOUR FEELINGS!"

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katie: i love adding unnecessary e's to words like spicey or babey. it makes the words pop!

lieu: unnecessary, redundant, sloppy, visually displeasing, and a sign of not understanding the english language. but yeah, they pop, i guess. just like my assumption that you aren't average.

salem: hahaehaheahae, wowe, take a chille pille, maen.

kai: sommeonne needs to relaxe.

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bennett, holding out her mirrorpad: what a beautiful full moon! it's the perfect night for a werewolf to come out.

maroon: i'm gay.

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astra: no offense, you know that you're my best friend and that i love you, but let's face it. you're a nightmare.

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soleil: do you ever have a conversation and think 'i am not heterosexual enough for this?'

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*the characters planning a party*

kai: dibs on food, i already am food.

xain: to cannibals?

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astra and kai: *sitting on a bench, sad*

aliza: hey, why are you guys so down?

kai: come sit with us, and we'll tell you.

aliza: *sits down*

astra: the bench is freshly painted.

aliza: i hate you.

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*the characters at a zoo*

katie: sooooo, what are you in for?

jodie: katie, this isn't a prison-

katie: so they can leave?

jodie: well, no, but see-

katie: *points to a giraffe* they have 'killed somebody' vibes.

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random kidnapper: *on the phone* we have your boyfriend.

amias: i don't have a boyfriend.

random kidnapper: then who said "fuck seagulls" multiple times?

amias: oh my goodness, they have kai.

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amias: hey, kai is missing, can you find them?

bennett: what, do you think i have them micro-chipped or something?

amias: well, do you?

bennett: yes, hang on, i'll check-

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alastair: what the fuck is wrong with you???

sato: you could've started with a good morning.

alastair: good morning, what the fuck is wrong with you???

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sato: hey, if maroon and i were drowning, who would you save?

mikki: you two idiots don't know how to swim?

sato: it's a hypothetical question, now who would you save?

mikki: my time and effort, that's who.

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kai: i'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship!

kai: also with this neat knife i found on the street.

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jodie: i think we're missing something.

sato: teamwork?

aliza: cohesion?

xain: a general sense of what we're supposed to be doing?

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aliza: hey, where are you going?

astra: to get ice cream or to commit a felony, i'll decide on the way there.

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bennett: what's up, guys? i'm back!

jodie: what, no, you can't be back! i saw you die and-

bennett: death is a social construct. anyways, i'm back!

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izzy: you have to apologize to xain.

fable: fine.

fable: "unfuck you" or whatever.

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katie: i made tea!!

mikki: i don't want tea.

katie: i did not make tea for you. this is my tea.

mikki: then why are you telling me?

katie: it is a conversation starter!

mikki: that's a lousy conversation starter.

katie: oh, is it? we're conversing. checkmate.

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soleil: straighteners don't work.

soleil: i've been using one for two weeks, and i'm still a lesbian, which is not a bad thing.

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aliza: people who put their playlist on shuffle are also capable of murder.

salem: *twirling a knife around* heyyy, how did you know?

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soleil: if i had one penny for every time my so-called mother didn't respect my identity, i would have too much pennies.

soleil: and too much trauma.

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mikki: could you stop that?

fable: *playing an emotional version of never gonna give you up on kazoo* stop what?

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mikki: haha, rookie mistake.

maroon: are you calling me a rookie?

mikki: no, i'm calling you a mistake.

maroon:

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salem: i'm a reverse necromancer.

jodie: ...isn't that just killing people?

salem: technically, yes.

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bennett, interviewing astra after it did some weird stunt: how would you rate your injury?

astra: zero out of ten. would NOT recommend.