What happened at Hot Topic? Hehheeheh

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"Dean. On our way back, can we stop at the mall?" Cas asked, sort of embarrassed.

"What? Why?"

"It is Claire's birthday."

"Where do you wanna stop? Do you know her size?"

"No. I have heard of this place for teenagers. Hot.. Topics?"

"You wanna get something for your vessel's teenage daughter at Hot Topic?"

"Is thst appropriate?"

"Well, what does she like?"

"No idea."

"Thats gonna be difficult." Dean grunted, pulling into the parking lot outside the mall. "Let's go."

"You dont have to come in with me, Dean."

"As you said- I was a troubled teen, I might be able to help find something she likes."

"Okay then."

They both got out of the car and entered the mall. It took them a minute to find Hot Topic, but it was pretty obvious when Dean saw it out of the corner of his eye. They went in, one hundred percent out of place.

"This place scares me." Dean muttered, almost the second they walked in.

Cas was already fearlessly aproaching a sales attendant as Dean browsed the mens band shirts. He picked an AC/DC shirt up from the rack and smiled. Cas called him over a few minuets later.

"Dean!" Dean turned around from the hats and manuvered around the racks to where Cas and the lady were standing.

"Yeah?"

"Do you think Claire would like this?"

He handed Dean a plush of a white and brown cat.

"That is one angry cat."

"Grumpy." Cas grinned.

"What?"

"He is Grumpy Cat. Its a-" He turned to face the assistant. "Meme?"

The girl- Jasmine- nodded and Cas smiled a little wider. Dean roled his eyes.

"Now he's gonna look up what Memes are. Thanks. Oh- Cas." Dean held up the shirt and raised his eyebrows.

"This is Claire's birthday, not yours, Dean."

"It doesn't have to be my birthday. I just want a shirt!"

"Did you bring your wallet in?" Cas fired back and turned around to the counter.

Dean sighed and rolled his eyes, folding the shirt back up. The assistant smiled and pointed at the cat Dean was still holding.

"No shirt, huh? You still getting that for your kid?"

"Oh, she's not mine. And yes. I think he is getting the meme cat. Again. Thanks for that. He's already weirdly obsessed with emojis. He'd rather text than call just so he can send me the friggin thumbs up or something."

"That sounds pretty cute."

"It can be. It can also be annoying. I'm sure you know someone like that."

"Yeah. We all do. Well, if you're ready..."

"Oh, yeah."

Dean followed the Jasmine back to the counter and stood next to Cas, who was flipping through,the two dollar pins.

"We have a sale on those today. Two for a dollar." The girl smiled again.

"Sam likes this, doesn't he?" Cas held up a Harry Potter pin.

"Yeah. Is there one that says Dumbledork on it?"

"I don't think so. Heres AC/DC."

"I'll pay you back in the car." Cas glared at him.

"It's two dollars."

"And you won't buy me a shirt?"

"That's twenty!"

"I know, I know."

"Just the pins and the Cat?"

"Yes ma'm."

She rung them up and Dean they walked out of the store. Cas stopped at Halmark to get a bag for the cat.

--Back at Hot Topic--

"They were cute." Jasmine smiled.

"Which one?" Her co-worker Sara asked.

"No, too old for us. I meant together."

"You think they were together?"

"Definitely. You didn't hear them. The taller lighter-haired one, Dean? Well, he wanted that AC/DC shirt, right? But "Cas," the other one, said that Dean didn't bring his wallet and that it wasn't his birthday and Dean got all defensive.  And you should've seen the way Dean watched him when he went to the counter. He couldn't take his eyes off of the man. Married."

"Didn't the Dean guy say that the girl wasn't his? Boyfriends? Plus, nither of them had rings."

"You guys talking about that couple that was just in here?" Another employee asked.

"Yeah. Do you think they were married or dating. Becuase it's one of those two."

"Hmm. Well, I don't know about the trench coated one, but the one by the shirts had a ring on. I saw it when he reached up. It was a silver band on his right hand I think."

"Wait!! I've seen them before! At the bar! They must be Feds or something. They were interrogating this guy and the blonde one slammed the suspect's head into the table! It was scary but pretty badass." Sara laughed.

"I think thr guy in the trench was the top." Jasmine stated suddenly.

"Well that's one hell of an observation. Why?"

"Well, Dean couldn't stop looking at his ass. Also, when they were aruging, Cas gave him this sort of look and Dean immediately obliged. He's a top."

"Alright, Sherlock."

A customer spoke up from the other side of the counter.

"Are you guys talking about the couple? Trench coat and green eyes?"

"Yeah."

"I just saw them at Halmark. They were undressing each other with their eyes."

"I wonder if they're going to have sex in the car."

"Christ Jasmine! Where is all this dirty minded shit come from?"

"Well, green eyes did say- and I quote- 'I'll pay you back in the car.' And then trenchie gave him the most sexual look I have ever seen."

"They are totally having sex in the car. Like right now."

"I passed it. It was such a nice car. Old chevy."

"That is a fan fiction worthy couple."

"Tell me about it."

--back in the car--

"Here's your money."

"Dean, really."

"Whatever."