Hola Mishamigos, just before I start this, i wanted you to know, you can message me with any suggestions for a one-shot and I will most likely do it.
I apologize for my weird and randomness in advance. ~ aiden

"THE DEATH OF A BACHELOR oooOooooO LETTING THE WATER FALL."

Castiel came skipping down the hall, singing in his new found voice.

"God damnit Cas, will you shut the h-"

Castiel Novak appeared in his doreway with open arms, showing off his new look. Dean was speachless.

"I love my voice. But I can't stop singing random songs. It just randomly ha- WHOA OH OH OH OHH MONA LISA... it just happens Dean."

"Uhm Cas?" Dean stared into his chocolate brown eyes.

"Yeah Dean?" Cas held the stare, but Dean had to look away. Cas didn't have the same eyes. The same smile or nose. Or the creases at the corners of his mouth.

"This is different. What happened to your vessel?"

"I let Jimmy have a sorta 'vacation' as you call it. This vessel prayed. I took the offer. But it's strange. A giraffe like dude wouldn't stop kisisng me. And on the streets everyone calls me Brendon and won't leave me alone." Cas looked confused and scratched his head.

"Well, because you took the vessel of Brendon Urie. He's a famous singer dude. And did the 'giraffe man' have brown hair and blue eyes?"

Cas nodded.

"That's his boyfriend, and bassist, Dallon. AND NOBODY KISSES YOU!" He blurted out the last part.
Dean's eyes widened, realizing what he had said.

"Why can't 'Dallon' kiss me? He's hot." Cas asked.

"Because... Anyways. Cas you messed up and you need to get Jimmy back."

Cas whinned. "I don't want to!"

~•~

Later on that day, Brendon-Cas, figured out that he had to go on. Dean accompanied him, he was genuinely scared. He was a fan of panic, and didn't want Cas to get hurt. He also really wanted to secretly kiss Brendon Urie, Cas, and Dallon... But he's not gay...

The whole situation was awkward. Cas stood in the middle of the stage while Dallon played and fondled him between songs. Cas tensed up at every touch. He sung the songs, his mind leading every word. It was all... Okay? Until Kenny told Brendon-Cas to do a backflip.

It was a horrible sight to see. Let me just say we all think Brendon would have broken his neck if he wasn't possesed by an angel. Of course, giraffe ran over to him, but Dean was faster.

"Cas, heal this dude and then go back to Jimmy. This was a bad idea."

Dallon was confused. "Who's Cas? That's my beebo. Get away."

"Hush it corndog." Dean craddled Cas close to him. "Why'd you give Jimmy a vacation anyway?"

Cas studdered and tears fell down Brendon's face. "I knew you had a crush on Brendon... And I just wanted to..."

Dean cut him off, buy connecting thier lips. Dallon made an alien like noise and kicked Dean in the butt.

"THATS MY BOYFRIEND!" Dallon shouted.

"I told you to shut up bean pole." Dean leaned down and kissed Brendon-Cas again. "Cas, I might've wanted to kiss Brendon, but I fell in love with you."

"I did it, all of it, for you Dean." A smile krept across his face.

"Can I be your Dallon?"

"Of course you can Dean. I'd love that more than anything."

~•~

Cas went back to Jimmy's vessel. Dean made up some crap story about him loosing his memory, and Dallon believed it. Well he believed it, until Cas told him that he witnessed an angel of the lord. All four of them were all sorts of confused. They just decided to drop it.

Cas healed Brendon. They had a foursome... Dean and Cas got married on a beach 3 years later, and lived happily ever after.

Dallon and Brendon died in a tornado.

Crap, my hand slipped.

Dallon and Brendon continued dating until they were both smoking weed in their 90's.

This would be so much better if I actually had writing skillz.