YOU ARE GONNA WRITE THIS CHAPTER YOU DAMN LITTLE ME! THIS IS FOR YOUR FANS AND YOU'RE GONNA WRITE IT!

Well, me, I'm trying, but-

NO BUTS YOU STUPID ME!! YOU WRITE THIS ONE SHOT AND YOU WRITE IT GOOD OR IMMA FVCK YOU UP YA LITTLE SHIT!

But that would mean you're inflicting pain upon yourself...

...SHUT UP U LIL PUNK ASS MOFO AND WRITE OR IMMA FVCK YO SHIT UP!! NOW YOU WRITE AND YOU WRITE GOOD! MAKE YO MOMMA PROUD!!

I don't care about how my mother feels. I'm kinda robotically emotionless.

FINE YA LITTLE SHIT!! DO IT FOR THE MUTHERFVCKING FANS!!! THINK HOW THEY'D FEEL IF YOU TOOK TWO YEARS JUST TO WRITE ONE MUTHERFVCKING CHAPTER!!! THINK OF HOW MUCH YOU HATE IT WHEN THAT LITTLE MOFFAT MUTHERFVCKER TAKES HIS SWEET ASS TIME WHEN IT COMES TO SHERLOCK!!!!!!! DO IT FOR THE HOLMIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I. Hate. That. Mutherfvcker.

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"Faster." Cas practically growled.

"I'm trying, I'm trying."

"Oh, god, you're not getting anywhere at this speed. Go faster, dammit!"

"Hey, I'm the one who's teaching you how this works, alright? Just take it easy, I mean Jesus Christ."

"C'mon. C'mon, Dean. We're almost there. Just a little bit more."

"Don't get too eager. I like to take things slow near the end, then sprint towards the finish."

"Just shut up and go faster."

"Oh, god, Cas-"

"Dean! I have been wanting to do this with you ever since we began our relationship. Now you go faster, you son of a bitch."

"Oh my god. I think-I think I'm-I'm almost there. YES! Yes! Oh yes!"

"Nearly there. Nearly there. Oh my god, yes!"

"A bit late there, Cas."

"Oh shut up and kiss me."

Dean pressed his lips against the ex angel's, ready to actually have sex rather than play this intense racing game on the Xbox.

Dean snaked his arms around Cas's waist, pulling him closer. He wanted to take him, right here on this couch. He had to.

He pulled away, biting down on Cas's bottom lip as he did so. "Cas... I need you. I want to feel you. Every inch of your body. Every little part."

"I feel the same way toward you, Dean. It's been... too long."

"Should we... do it your way?" Dean bit his lower lip.

Cas grinned, nodding his head in agreement. "Let's do it, Dean. Right here. Right now."

"I like the sound of that."

And he crashed their lips together, quick to remove Cas's trench coat. He began to unbutton his white shirt while the ex angel removed his blazer. And just when Dean finished unbuttoning the shirt, Cas's dark wings quickly spread to their full extent.

"Oh, Dean," Cas whispered breathily. "The feeling of your hands all over me. It gets me so worked up."

"Oh, I know." Dean growled in reply.

And Cas was on his hands and knees, his back facing Dean. As soon as the hunter traipsed his fingers along Cas's black, glossy feathers, the angel couldn't have been more aroused.

He bit back a moan as Dean dug his fingers into the wings, grinding his hips into Cas's ass, unable to help himself.

"Faster." Cas practically whined.

Dean grinned mischievously. "I'm trying. I'm trying."

He continued to grind his hips, unable to conceal his arousement. Cas's wings twitched and flittered as Dean massaged his fingers through the dark feathers. He bunched handfuls of feathers in his fists, the moans and groans of his angelic lover turning him on even more.

He began to kiss the back of his neck in hopes of leaving a hickey. Cas kept moaning as Dean sucked on his sweet spot. By now, there was a raging boner in Dean's pants that had to be dealt with.

He began to leave a trail of kissed down the angel's spine, all the while scratching his fingers into his wings. Cas let out a loud moan, black feathers suddenly floating around all over the place.

"Oh, god, yes!" The angel screamed.

He was just a moaning, panting, still so horny mess. He knew that this wouldn't be enough.

"Dean, I can feel your erection in my ass. If you need to... deal with that," He turned over onto his back. "I'm right here, baby."

Dean was quick to unbuckle Cas's belt, removing his pants and boxers. He eagerly removed his own clothing, putting his index and middle fingers in Cas's mouth. "Suck."

Cas began to suck on his fingers until they were sufficiently coated in saliva. Dean slowly stuck them up the angel's ass, causing him to loudly moan.

"Oh, god!" He gasped.

Soon, Dean removed his fingers, and entered him, his needs finally being fulfilled.

"Oh, yes!" He yelled.

Cas's legs were wrapped around the hunter's waist as he bucked his hips, going in deeper ad deeper. Cas moaned at the sensation.

"Oh, god! Oh, yes!" He cried.

He soon came all over their chests and stomachs. Dean kept thrusting his hips, going in and out, in and out, in and-

"YES! Oh, god, yes!" He finally achieved his climax, filling his partner with the warm liquid.

He picked up speed, his big finish nearly causing Cas to black out. And he finally collapsed on top of him in a heap of come and sweat and skin. They took a moment to catch their breath.

"Wow," Dean panted. "That was... wow."

"Yes," Cas replied in exhaustion. "Indeed."

Dean laid there on top of him for a few seconds, his head resting on his chest. He listened to the sound of his steadying heartbeat. And it wasn't long before he heard a barely audible snore escape Cas's lips.

He looked up at his lover, who had fallen asleep. He grinned briefly and laid his head back down, the soothing sound of Cas's heartbeat lulling him into a deep sleep.

(A\N: So I'm gonna go ahead and keep the part at the beginning. Yeah. A little incentive to write that works for the most part 😋

I've got a Twitter account now! My username is PhanPhorever221, which is also my YouNow username. For those who don't know what that is, YouNow is a website and mobile app that allows you to go live and broadcast for others to see. And whoever's watching can ask you questions in the comments section. It's kinda cool. But whenever I go live, I'm usually like 😐... hey
And I now have kik! danandphilbothonfire, so go find me!

AND I've been working on a YouTube account where I will game and game and GAME! I'm thinking it'll be called V.I.P. Gamers, since I have two little sisters whose names start with I and P, and my name starts with V. V.I.P. 😝

GUYSSS I've got a pet rat!!!! 🐭🐭🐭🐀🐀 SO KAWAII!! He's white and sandy blonde. Guess what his name is. I give you hint, it's fandom related.

Guess now.

Just guess.

Go on, guess.

..................

HIS NAME IS FEZ!!!!!

And my sister has a dwarf hamster named Marble. I came up with it 😚 SHE SO CUTE 🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹

And my other sis has a fish. A beta. That's cool I guess.

OH! And I'm trying to come up with a 100th one shot special, so here's what imma do for that:

I want you guys to give me 11 random things as follows:
Location
Noun
Mythical animal
Band name
Character from a movie
Book title
YouTube star (AmazingPhil, danisnotonfire, etc)
Date (month/day)
Fandom (that ISN'T spn, sherlock, or dw, sorry guys)
Mode of transportation (not the TARDIS, but something that IS fun)
Favorite spn character (that isn't Sam, Dean, or Cas)
And I will incorporate the top picks into the one shot.

Basically, whatever factor gets voted in the most, that's one of the things I'll include. Like, if there's like 162 ppl saying the character from a movie should be Elsa from Frozen, then yeah, she'll be in this thing somehow. I'm interested to see what you guys pick 😆

Okay bye. And may the odds be ever in your flavor.

Peace Off, My Mini Marshminions!)