(ASliceOfDeansPie Presents: Dean Winchester and the Order of His Gay Thoughts)

They took a plane to London, despite Dean's worries. Y'know, "aerophobia".

"Cas, why'd you bring the kitten?" Dean asked as they got off the plane, Cas carrying the kitten. It was totally okay that they had a kitten because the laws of fandom made it so.

"Because he's cute, Dean. Look at him." Cas held the kitten up so that he and Dean were at eye level. Dean was also not allergic to cats in this case because the universe decided to get off his back this one time.

Out of nowhere, Gabriel appeared before them, sucking on a lollipop. "Greetings, Mr. and Mrs. Destiel." He smirked.

"Please tell me I'm not Mrs." Dean groaned.

"What are you doing here, Gabriel?" Cas asked.

"Well, little bro, I got bored. And... well, I'm kind of a Fall Out Boy fan, so I decided to put together a concert. And by 'put together', I mean I created exact copies of the members of Fall Out Boy and they're gonna perform over in Brighton. Wanna come with?" He grinned.

"Sure." They reluctantly agreed.

"And... instead of flying... why not whip up a little set of wheels?" He snapped his fingers and there was an Impala that looked just like Dean's in front of them.

"Sweet!" Dean smiled.

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They arrived at the concert, where they were performing Alone Together for a giant crowd. Gabriel snapped his fingers and they were suddenly at the front of the crowd. And it was then that they realized Dan Howell was on stage with them, singing along. (A/N: which would be a funny thing to see since Dan has a fear of audience participation 😋)

"You cut me off, I lost my track,

It's not my fault, I'm a maniac.

It's not funny anymore, no it's not.

My heart is like a stallion,

They love it more when it's broken.

Do you wanna feel beautiful?

Do you wanna? Yeah!

I'm outside the door, invite me in,

So we can go back and play pretend.

I'm on deck, yeah, I'm up next,

Tonight I'm high as a private jet.

'Cause I don't know where you're going,

But do you got room for one more troubled soul?

I don't know where I'm going,

But I don't think I'm coming home and I said,

I'll check in tomorrow if I don't wake up dead.

This is the road to ruin,

And we're starting at the end."

"Dude, I love this song!" Gabriel shouted.

A man approached Cas and said, "Hey man, you want some Red Bull?"

Cas tilted his head to the side. "Why would I want such an animal?"

The man laughed. "No dude, Red Bull gives you wings!"

Cas suddenly had a bright smile on his face. "I would love a bull that is red!"

The man handed him a can of Red Bull. He looked over at Dean and said, "Dean, I have found my wings!"

"What?" He looked at Cas, who was drinking the Red Bull already. "Cas, is that Red Bull?"

Cas stopped and looked at Dean. "Red Bull gives you wings, Dean!"

Dean chuckled. "Cas, that's just a slogan. It doesn't mean-"

But before he could finish, a large pair of white wings sprouted from Cas's back, tearing through his trench coat. At least it was that dumb new trench coat that nobody cares about.

"Holy crap, Cas! How the hell?"

Cas smiled gleefully. "Look Dean! I have wings!"

Dean couldn't help but get slightly turned on by Cas's new set of feathers. "Yeah. Look at that."

He brought their lips together, running his fingers through Cas's feathers. Cas let out a loud moan at the tingling sensation in his new wings.

"Oh, god, I love you, Dean!"

"Jesus, Cas, I love you too."

And from above them, they heard a low voice yell, "DEAN! CAS! STOP SAYING MY NAME IN VAIN!"

They separated, looking up to the sky. "My apologies!" Cas yelled.

They saw something fly by at incredible speeds. It looked almost like... a kid on a broomstick?

"What the hell was that?" Dean asked.

"I don't know, Dean. It looked like a broomstick."

"Holy crap," Dean looked at Cas, who in turn, looked at Dean. "I think we're in some Harry Potter universe."

Cas tilted his head to the side. "What makes you think that?"

"It was a kid on a broomstick. What else could it be?"

He sighed. "I am not sure."

"You know what this means, right?"

Cas thought about what it could have meant, until he realized what he was talking about. "You don't mean...-"

Dean smiled. "That's right. We're going to Hogwarts!"

"How do you even expect to find Hogwarts? It's very well hidden, and it takes a wizard or witch to find it, and you are not either of those things."

Dean shrugged. "I'll figure something out." He grinned.

Gabriel joined the conversation. "Um, excuse me gents, but I can find Hogwarts lickity-split."

Dean thought about it for a moment. "Fine. Take us to Hogwarts, and that's it. No pranks or anything, alright?"

"No problemo." He snapped his fingers and they were in a castle. A pretty damn big one, too.

"This is Hogwarts?" Cas asked in awe.

"That's right, little bro." Gabe grinned as they all looked around at the decor.

"Hello," They heard a mellow tone of voice behind them. They all turned around and saw what appeared to be a... giant walking marshmallow. "I am Baymax. Your personal healthcare companion."

"Oh my god... it's the Stay Puft marshmallow man." Dean referenced.

"Dude, it's Baymax!" Gabe exclaimed.

Dean and Cas looked at him in confusion. "What?" Dean asked.

"Y'know... Baymax," They still didn't understand. "Big Hero 6?" Still nothing. "You've never seen Big Hero 6?! My god, Cas I can understand, but you, Dean-o?" He scoffed. "You uncultured swine!"

"So sorry to offend you." He replied sarcastically.

"I mean, what next, you've never watched Frozen?"

Dean and Cas just looked confused again. "What is that?" Cas asked.

Gabriel looked as though he were in shock. "Oh dear god! You poor, underprivileged saps!"

"Uh, guys?" Dean grabbed their attention. "What the hell is that?"

Cas and Gabe saw what he was referring to. Standing next to Baymax was a white horse with a white mane and a horn sticking out of its forehead. Normally one would think unicorn. But Dean knew that wasn't possible.

"I believe it is a unicorn." Cas observed.

"No, really, what is it?"

"Dude," Gabe put a hand on his shoulder. "It's a unicorn."

"Unicorns aren't freaking real!"

"Oh yeah, and Hogwarts is completely believable."

At that point, Dean just looked one thousand percent done. First Hogwarts, now unicorns, what next?

"Oh, hey guys!" A girl spoke from behind them. They turned around to see a teenage girl with short brown hair and eyeglasses there.

"Who are you?" Dean asked.

"I'm just a writer. They call me ASliceOfDeansPie. Call me Pie for short."

"I'd really rather not."

She grinned. "Well, I can't go giving away my real name on the internet, can I?"

"But this isn't the internet." Gabe countered.

"Uh, yeah it is. This is actually one of my books that I'm writing right now."

"This is a work of literature?" Cas asked.

"Yep. And that question was written by me. Just now."

"So everything we say is coming from your head right now?" Dean asked.

"Yep. Kinda breaks the fourth wall, doesn't it?"

"Oh yeah? What if I say something completely random that doesn't fit anywhere?"

She scoffed. "Dude, I'm the freaking epitome of randomness."

"Oh yeah? Every... ocean sweeps... opposite the... excited expressway."

"Yeah. Just wrote that."

"How bout this? Near the... the vinyl exists the... uncertain noun."

Pie merely scoffed. "Dude, you sound like an uncertain noun right now."

"Ha ha, whatever. Why does the... shadow pose... within a... gay brain?"

"Okay, no comment on your gay brain, which I am currently writing about. Should I even point out the fourth, fifth, sixth and seventh wall crumbling down right now?"

"No, no. I've got a clear view of it." He kept looking at the pile of rubble off in the distance that once represented the fourth, fifth, sixth and seventh walls.

"Y'know," Gabe grinned. "If you're this all powerful writer person, why don't ya write good ole Moose down here?"

"Alright. 'Suddenly, Sam appeared from out of nowhere right next to Gabriel and they then began making out.'"

"Wait what?" Dean asked.

"What the hell?" Sam asked confusedly, looking around until he saw Gabriel, who he then made out with.

Dean turned away from the Sabriel moment. "Son of a bitch, I don't ship it!"

"You do now." Pie said with a smirk.

Dean then realized something. "Holy crap, I do."

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"Bet you didn't write that, now did ya?" Dean smirked at Pie, who looked disgusted.

"Jesus, guys, why would I write that?" She exclaimed.

"Dean, perhaps we should return to the bunker now." Cas suggested.

"Ooh! Can we take Baymax with us?" Gabe asked.

"No, and I think Cas is right. It been a long day, now zap us back to the bunker."

"Allow me," Pie volunteered. "'And they all suddenly found themselves in the bunker, Gabriel with Sam in his room, getting up to some... angelic business-" She winked. "And Cas and Dean were seated in front of the TV.'"

"Okay, that's just freaky." Dean said as he sat beside Cas.

"It is quite unusual." Cas concurred.

"Y'know, since we're here, let's... watch a movie or something."

Cas grinned. "Yes, I would like that."

Dean got the remote from the arm of the couch, momentarily pausing. "I bet she wrote this remote being conveniently on the couch."

"Dean," Cas rested his head on Dean's shoulder. "Let it go."

"Yeah, well, I bet she wrote that Frozen reference too."

"I thought you didn't know what Frozen was."

"I... I thought so too- oh son of a bitch!" He looked up at the ceiling. "Quit it, Pie! I feel like I'm getting brain raped right now!"

"Dean, pick a movie already."

"I bet she's gonna end up picking the movie."

"Just give me the damn remote." Cas grabbed the remote from Dean's hand, turning on the TV. And the movie that happened to be playing was-

"Frozen. You happy, Pie? That's just cold!"

"Actually, Dean, it's frozen."

Dean chuckled softly. "Cas, I swear, I'm not watching this."

"Well neither am I."

"Great. Change the channel then."

"I can't."

Dean became confused. "Well why not?"

"I don't know."

"Cas, just change the channel. There are buttons to do that on the remote."

"I know, but I can't."

"Well then give me the damn remote." He took the remote back and went to change the channel. But he couldn't.

"Go ahead. Change the channel, Dean." Cas spoke rather sassily.

"I... I can't."

"There are buttons on the remote to do that, Dean. Go ahead, change the channel." He grinned, almost a smirk.

"I literally can't! Why can't I change the damn channel?"

"Perhaps Pie doesn't want us to." He suggested.

"Oh, come on, Pie!" Dean scolded. "I know you can hear me, and I want to change the channel!"

"I doubt she will listen. She seems quite stubborn." (A/N: I really am. 😝)

Dean sighed with defeat, setting the remote on the arm of the couch. "Fantastic. Just freaking fantastic."

Cas took Dean's hand in his own, his head resting on his shoulder once more. "Let's watch the movie, Dean. Maybe it's good."

Dean couldn't say no to those sparkling blue eyes. Or the force that was making him say yes. "Okay. Why not?"

They started watching the movie, missing pretty much all of the first song, which wasn't that good anyway. At first, Dean defied the awesomeness of the movie, but became intrigued when Elsa started singing Let It Go. That castle was boss.

The scene where Anna became solid ice kind of tugged at his heartstrings. It was a really emotional scene, and it was at that point he realized Cas had stopped questioning every single thing about the movie.

He looked over and realized Cas had fallen asleep. He smiled at his sleepy little angel, who was cuddled up against him as he slept.

"Cas, you cuddly little angel," He whispered. "I love you so much- OH MY GOD, ANNA'S STILL ALIVE!" He whisper shouted.

He was caught off guard by the fact that the "act of true love" turned out to be something other than a true love's kiss. Plot twist.

When the movie ended, he decided to take Cas to his room. He carried him over his shoulder, Cas wrapping his arms around Dean's neck. When he walked past Sam's room, he noticed there was a sock on the doorknob. This both made him laugh and internally cringe.

He got to his room, laying Cas down on the bed. He laid down beside him, wrapping the two of them in his covers. He cuddled up beside him and murmured, "Goodnight Cas, my sweet little angel."

(A/N: HAPPY ONE HUNDREDTH ONE SHOT DAY !! 🎈🎊🎈🎉🎈

I do apologize for my absence, but this was a tricky little thing to write. I just hope it was worth the wait 😊

So, since you're interested in my life offline for some reason, some things happened while I was away. I have a new kitten now, I got tumblr, my girlfriend believes she is transgender, a lot of stuff.

My kitten's name is Raven, my tumblr username is 0neexbl00djunkie, and Dayna would rather be a guy. So that's all new.

I was a bit surprised to hear that Dayna wanted to be a guy. Probably cuz I've known her to be a girl for so long. And, yeah, I prefer to date girls, but I'll try to make it work. I mean, it's not like she is a guy yet, so I'll have time to adjust to the news.

So, I've enrolled myself in the Wattys 2015! 😄 I have no idea how it works.

So I added the tag to my book, I'm working on it day and night, but I'm not sure how the voting works. Is it judged by official Wattpad people or by the readers or both or what? Bc I be lost 😑

The book is called Enchanted, and it's a Supernatural fanfiction, BIG SHOCK AMIRIGHT ?? It's in the point of view of this enchantress from another universe, that's basically like fairy tale land, and she finds herself in the SPN universe where Sam and Dean and Cas try to help her get home. And there just might be a love triangle 😘

Don't worry, it won't be a crappy one like Twilight.

So I've also gotten into The Walking Dead, which I will pursue after I'm done watching Angel. OMG CORDELIA LATELY (season three FYI no spoilers)

I've been watching Harry Potter. Last night I watched Goblet of Fire OMG THE DRAMA

Oh, and lastly, I know i said I'd continue the previous one shot after the big 100, but I kinda wanna write one for the Fourth of July. Sowwy. AND I HAVE TO WRITE A ONE SHOT IN CELEBRATION OF NATIONAL GAY DAY I MEAN COME ON SON. 🌈

And I believe that is all. Yeah. Sounds like I should be done now. I mean, I already gave the speech a couple one shots ago, so I'm good there. But as soon as I publish this, I know there's gonna be something that I forgot, but you know what? SCREW IT

Peace Off my Mini Marshminions! Love ya! #AlwaysKeepFighting)