Exactly what the title says.

*******

Dean: You know what? Fuck you!

Cas: I already did.

Dean:,...........

Cas: And I did it real good.

Dean:.........

Dean:........

Dean:.......You did.....

*****

Dean: *sitting in Cas's lap* 

Dean: Pay me more attention!

Cas: We were literally just making out two seconds ago.

Dean: I don't see your point.

*****

Cas: Most of the things the human race say end up wrong, you know.

Dean: Okaaaaay- elaborate.

Cas: Well, for example, nothing is ON fire; fire is on things.

Dean: ............Oh my god *contemplates life*

******

Dean: Hey Cas, can you get me a drink?

Cas: What do you want?

Dean: Something as dark and unforgiving as my soul.

Cas: *gives him a glass of milk*

Dean:.......I feel insulted.

Cas: You should.

*****

Cas:....*rolls over* Are you awake?

Dean: *violently flops over* BITCH, THE FUCK YOU WANT?

*****

Dean: You're so sweet and cute and precious.

Cas:......I AM NOT SWEET. I AM DARK AND MYSTERIOUS AND DANGEROUS AND VERY PISSED OFF.

Dean: How cute. 

********

Dean: I'm gonna punch you.

Cas: Wh-

Dean: In the mouth.

Cas:.......

Dean: With my mouth.

Cas:........

Dean: Cause I like you.

Cas:......I am very confused....

*****

Dean/Cas: *in a dark forest*

Dean: It's getting dark

Cas: Don't worry, I got this.

Cas: *stomps his light up sketchers*

Dean:....Why are you like this.....

*****

Mary: How did you two get together?

Dean: Well, we hated each other and fought every day, and since we had the same group of friends, avoiding each other wasn't an option. 

Cas: Those friends then had this AMAZING idea to get us to get along.

Mary: What was that?

Dean/Cas: Handcuffs.

******

Dean: What do you see when you look at me?

Cas: Well it's usually a mix between "I want to fuck you" or "I want to punch you"

******

Sam: *sees Dean and Cas holding hands* So who finally confessed?

Dean: It was me, I made sure it was short and sweet. *proud smile*

Cas:.......You yelled "Listen here, you little shit, I have feelings for you and it's about time you acknowledged them" from the roof.

Dean: It worked though.

*******

Dean: Don't worry about me, I'm fine.

Cas: *worrying intensifies*

*******

Pretty much everyone: Why won't you just die already?!?!?

Dean: Well, I've thought about it, and I could, but *points to Cas*

Pretty much everyone:.....Point taken.

*******

Sam: I need some advice.

Cas: Love advice? Trust me, I'm the expert. I'm experience with everything.

Dean: Says the virgin.

****

Cas: *is a little drunk*

Cas: *kisses Dean's neck*

Cas: I could beat the shit out of you.....

Dean: I know.

******

Dean: I just want someone to take me out.

Cas: Like, on a date or with a sniper?

Dean: Surprise me.

*****

Cas: Hey *nudges Dean* You awake?

Dean: No, why?

Cas: If a Guinea pig and a normal pig had a baby, would it be called a pigger guinea pig?

Dean: If you and I had a baby, would it get my beauty and your late night thoughts or your sexy body and my late night murder thoughts?

Cas: *blushes* I don't know how to feel about that one....

Dean: *kisses Cas's cheek* Go to sleep, babe.

Cas: *blushes harder* okay.

******

Dean: Cas, get down from there!

Cas: *up in a tree* No way!

Dean: I'm gonna call the police!

Cas: Go ahead, I'll fight them!

Dean: I have cookies.

Cas: *gets out of tree and eats cookies* I totally would've fought them.

Dean: I know you would've.

****

Cas: I'm the most responsible one of this group.

Dean: You literally just set the kitchen on fire.

Cas: Yes, and I take responsibility for that.

*****

Dean: Where are you?

Cas: I told you, I'm at work.

Dean: Swear you're not at Chuck E Cheese's again?

Cas:.....

*skee ball machine alarm goes off in the background*

*******

Cas: I THINK I LIKE YOU.

Dean: You mean in like a friend way or-

Cas: NO, IN A SEXUAL WAY!"

******

Dean: *casually turns to Cas and meets their gaze before letting out a soft gasp*

Cas: *confused* Dean?

Dean: *stares in awe*

Cas: Dean? What is it?

Dean: It's your eyes, Cas.

Cas: What about my eyes?

Dean: Why... Cas.... They're the most mesmerizing, beautiful eyes I've ever seen.

Cas: *undergoes a struggle between mentally screaming and blushing*

*****

Dean: *laying on Cas* What's the difference between cuddling and snuggling?

Cas: Cuddling= Cat, Snuggling= Dog

Dean: I think it's the other way around.

Cas: Cuddling= Dog, Snuggling= Cat?

Dean:......

Dean: How about we just... continued cuddling?

Cas: I dunno, I kind of want to snuggle.

Dean:.....Why are you like this?

*****

Cas: Truth or dare?

Dean: *exasperated* Truth.

Cas: Do you want to kiss me?

Dean: Dare.

Cas: *leans in* I dare you to kiss me.

Dean: Never have I ever-

Cas: THAT'S NOT THE GAME

******

Sam: Hey, are you free on Friday?

Dean: Yes.

Sam: What about you?

Cas: Yes, I am.

Sam: Great, because I'm not. You two go on without me, enjoy your date.

Dean:...Did he just....

*****

Cas: Are you...blushing?

Dean: What? No.

Cas: Did I get the ever-stoic, hardcore, total badass Dean Winchester to blush?

Dean: No it's...it's the cold.

Cas: Huh. It's the cold. And not that I told you "your face is freaking adorable and I bet the rest of you is too?"

Dean: *blushing harder* *voice cracks* N-no.

******

Dean: Have you ever had a girlfriend?

Cas: No.

Dean: *generally surprised* HOW?!

Cas: *shurgs* I don't know. Never asked, never got asked.

Dean: *under his breath* But you're so beautiful

Cas: What?

Dean: What?

******

Dean: What are you doing?

Cas: *hanging upside down from monkey bars* Trying to kiss you?

Dean: You're gonna fall.

Cas:.......

Cas: Shut up and kiss me, asshole, I'm getting lightheaded.

*****

Cas: Name one thing you wish were real, but isn't.

Dean: My will to live.

Cas:....Okay, but I was thinking along the lines of unicorns...

*****

Cas: *runs in, looking disheveled and blushing*

Cas: Sorry I late! I was doing stuff...

Dean: *struts in the room*

Dean: Hi, I'm stuff.

****

Cas: MAMA DIDN'T RAISE NO LOSER!

Dean: But she did raise a drama queen.

Cas: JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN COOKIE.

*****

Cas: *is playing Pokemon Go*

Cas: Oh! There's a rare Pokemon! DON'T MOVE!

Dean: What?

Cas: Just....don't move. I'm gonna catch it.

Cas: *sneaks towards Dean*

Cas: *hugs Dean tightly*

Dean: What are you doing?

Cas: I CAUGHT IT! I CAUGHT THE CUTEST POKEMON!!!!

******

Dean: This is so frustrating! I hate everything! I hate everyone!

Cas: *voice cracks* Everyone?

Dean:.....*sighs*

Dean: Everyone BUT you.

*****

Dean: Talk dirty to me.

Cas: The dishes.

Dean:  :')

Cas: You still haven't cleaned them like I've asked you to several times.

******

Dean: Hey, what are you up to?

Cas: Plotting my domination of the world.

Dean: *completely unfazed* Cool, what do you want for dinner?

*****

Cas: *smiles*

Dean: *blushes* *slams hand on the table* That's fucking it, I'm killing him.

Sam: Or you can man up and ask him out.

Dean: Killing is easier. 

*****

Cas: *talking to their dog* Come here, you're so cute!

Dean: *runs to sit in Cas's lap* I know.

****

Cas: You....have a face.

Dean: Yes. Yes I do.

Cas: I mean, a nice face. You have a nice face.

Dean: Thanks, I think.

Cas: Please accept my attempts at flirting, I don't know what I'm doing.

****

Dean: Wow, your family is shit. You should get a new one.

Cas: Yeah, well, that's impossible.

Dean: Not really.

Dean: You could always start one with me.

*****

Cas: Wake up! We're going on an adventure!

Dean: It's 4 am, please shut the fuck up and go back to sleep.

****

Cas: *texting* Anyway, I gotta go.

Dean: Yeah, me too. I've got a wedding to go to soon.

Cas: Babe, it's our wedding.

******

Dean: *is on the phone*

Cas: Babe?

Dean:......

Cas: Honey?

Dean:......

Cas: Love of my life?

Dean:......

Cas: DEAN WINCHESTER

Dean: AAAAAAAAH, WHAT!!?!?!

Cas:.... Love you <3