Dean stared @ Sasstiel liek a creepo. Sasstiel looked @ Dean. Dean and Sasstiel went out for 3.14159265358... Dean said, "i luv u, Sasstiel nd i  want tu be ur boifrend." Sasstiel said, "NU DEAN! i du not liek u liek that, u squirrel!" Dean was sad and exploded. Sasstiel went home nd 8 gr8 pizza m8. Then a moose came intu te room nd said, "INTERRUPTING MOOSE SAY WUT!" and he left with Gaybriel tu maek out behind te 1967 Impala.
            
          The end. *wipes away a single manly tear*