So the whole smut thing backfired. Roko's mad at me and will only forgive me if I write one more fic. Heh, way to make my depression take me over again...

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"Here they come!" a young man exclaimed.

     "...those are the flower girls, not the brides." a teenage girl scoffed.

     "Oh."

     Misty and Lyra walked down the aisle throwing flowers on the ground in white dresses, waving and smiling at the crowd. Misty almost threw an onion only to pause, realize what it was and glared at Lyra who smiled innocently.

     "Are those the brides?" the young man asked, pointing to the next couple.

     "No! Those are the bridesmaids!" the teenage girl growled.

     "Huh."

      Luci walked with her arm in Deki's with a few more people behind them before standing next to the podium.

     "Teanna." the young man said.

     "What?!" the teenage girl hissed.

     "Is that a bride?" he asked pointing to the next person in the aisle.

     "No Yellow! That's some random drunk dude dancing- huh?!" Teanna exclaimed.

     The priest Roko ran off the podium and dragged the drunk man out the hall. "Where's the security when I need them?! AND WHERE THE HELL ARE THE BRIDES?!" He demanded.

     Teanna threw a hot dog at him. Roko gasped and ran after her.

     "Heh, looks like the table have turned..." Yellow said with a smirk

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     "Daisy, you can't wear that to our wedding-"

     "YES I CAN!" Daisy exclaimed.

     Daiku sighed and shook her head. "But babe, people will laugh."

     "Why would they?" she asked.

     Daiku facepalmed and gestured to Daisy's outfit. Daiku was wearing a long, white, flowy dress covered in white roses with a veil. She also had a pair of white sandals on.

     Daisy on the other had was in a fancy white suit... topped with a Nagito Komaeda wig.

     "Okay fine, its weird, but who cares if they laugh?" she asked.

     Daiku nodded. "You've got a point there... alright fine. Let's go." she said, taking Daisy's hand and walking out the dressing room together.

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"BITCH LASAGNA! BITCH LASAGNA! T-SERIES AIN'T NOTHING BUT A BITCH LASAGNA!" 

     The guests were vibing while Roko proceeded to chase Teanna around the church. Deki had managed to bring a portable speaker with him and play a bunch of meme songs to keep everyone else busy until the brides arrived.

     "Tea, why did you have to throw a hot dog at him?" Lyra muttered.

     "Better question, why did Lyra put an onion in my flower basket? Now it stinks!" Misty hissed.

     "ARE THOSE THE BRIDES?" Yellow exclaimed, pointing at the entrance.

     Teanna stopped running from Roko for a second to get a good look at the couple. "Yes! EVERYONE SHUT UP AND GET TO YOUR SEATS CAUSE IT'S TIME!" She yelled before yeeting Deki's speaker out the window.

     Roko gasped and hurried to the podium with the Bible in his hand. Ignoring the chaos that happened a few seconds before, Daiku walked with her mom followed by Daisy who walked with her dad. Their parents smiled and let go of their children before taking their seats. And no one laughed at Daisy's wig like they thought, in fact the audience started Junko posing.

     "Choir! Rise!" Roko ordered.

     A bunch of kids stood up and began to sing some song.

     "Here comes the bride,
     Fat, fair and wide

     Here comes the groom,
     Skinny as a broom

     Here comes the user,
     The old toilet flusher-"

     "STOP! STOP! STOP! SING IT PROPERLY! AND WIPE THOSE SMIRKS OFF YOUR FACES, YOU LITTLE SHITS!" Roko yelled, waving his arms around like an idiot.

      After that ended, Roko opened the Bible,  placed it on the stand and called Morgan to read a passage from the Old Testament. Unfortunately for her, the child butchered the pronunciation of most of the words, making everyone else laugh while Morgan protested it wasn't cute. Finally, Roko took the Holy Book from her, cleared his throat and looked at Daiku. 

     "Daiku. Do you accept Daisy as your wife?" he asked.

     Daiku nodded. "I do,"

     Roko turned to Daisy "Daisy. Do you accept Daiku as your wife?" 

     Daisy beamed, "I do," 

     Roko closed the Bible and grinned. "You may kiss the Bride." he announced.

     Daisy leaned forward and pressed her lips against Daiku's. The crowd erupted into cheers.

     "PARTY TIME! WOO-HOO!" Teanna exclaimed

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At the reception, everyone had a delicious dinner of A5 steak, lasagna, poutine, fried rice, caesar salad, booze and a ton of cake and ice cream. Asides from the alcohol, everything was Halal after Deki went out his way to order the food.

     Then Misty and Lyra gave some toasts. By "toasts", they were actually roasting each other. In the end, everyone danced the night away. Still, there's still one mystery that remains; where did Teanna get that hot dog from in the first place?

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Well, its done. I kinda rush it, but at this point I don't really care. Hope you're happy Roko, now let me cry in a corner-