Jokes #Random
Lust: If I punch myself and it hurts, does that mean I'm strong or weak?
Chastity: Weak.
Kindness: Strong.
Rion: An idiot.
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Kiana: What would you do if you woke up one day and you were hot?
Patience: I don't know, open a window?
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Kindness: Hey, Envy, I made us matching friendship bracelets.
Envy: I'm not much of a jewelry man.
Kindness: You don't have to wear it if you don't want to.
Envy: Hey, I'm going to wear it forever, back off.
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Witchcraft: Raise your hand if you like me.
Wrath: What if we don't?
Witchcraft: Then raise your standards.
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Chastity: Well f*** me if I'm wrong.
Lust: YOU'RE WRONG! YOU'RE VERY WRONG!
Chastity: How do you kno—
Lust: I DON'T CARE HOWEVER THE FUCK. YOU'RE WRONG, NOW TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF.
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Diligence: Patience, be careful! There’s a monster under your bed and it’s really ugly.
Wrath, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.
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Sloth: The road to inner peace begins with four words.
Sloth: Not my fucking problem.
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Charity: [kisses Greed's cheek]
Greed: What was that?
Charity: Affection.
Greed: Disgusting.
Greed: Do it again.
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Oke Emo bobok sekarang. :"V
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