Jokes #Random

Lust: If I punch myself and it hurts, does that mean I'm strong or weak?

Chastity: Weak.

Kindness: Strong.

Rion: An idiot.

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Kiana: What would you do if you woke up one day and you were hot?

Patience: I don't know, open a window?

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Kindness: Hey, Envy, I made us matching friendship bracelets.

Envy: I'm not much of a jewelry man.

Kindness: You don't have to wear it if you don't want to.

Envy: Hey, I'm going to wear it forever, back off.

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Witchcraft: Raise your hand if you like me.

Wrath: What if we don't?

Witchcraft: Then raise your standards.

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Chastity: Well f*** me if I'm wrong.

Lust: YOU'RE WRONG! YOU'RE VERY WRONG!

Chastity: How do you kno—

Lust: I DON'T CARE HOWEVER THE FUCK. YOU'RE WRONG, NOW TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF.

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Diligence: Patience, be careful! There’s a monster under your bed and it’s really ugly.

Wrath, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

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Sloth: The road to inner peace begins with four words.

Sloth: Not my fucking problem.

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Charity: [kisses Greed's cheek]

Greed: What was that?

Charity: Affection.

Greed: Disgusting.

Greed: Do it again.

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Oke Emo bobok sekarang. :"V

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