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Rebel: Honey asked me how my day was and I didn't know if I should say good or okay so I panicked.

Violence: And what did you say?

Rebel: Gay.

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Rabid: Every girl is PERFECT and beautiful in their own way and anyone who disagrees can fight me.

Chaos: I don't disagree with you but I do kinda wanna fight if you're down.

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Determination, sighing: We need to talk about your professionalism.

Courage, on top of a chair: Those are some mighty brave words from someone standing on lava.

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Mercy: I love nature, but nature doesn't love me.

[later that night]

Murder, talking to plants and sleeping birds: Listen up, chucklefucks. You better start loving Mercy or we're gonna have a problem.

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Thriftless: I want to see us grow old together.

Chaos: Are you assuming I want to live?

Thriftless, tearing up: Are you okay?

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Spite: Those moments when straight people assume you're one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent.

Love: Lesbionage.

Slander: Bi spy.

Addiction: It's an ace case.

Rebel: Secret gaygent.

Determination: PAN WITH A PLAN.

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Defilement: Guys are hot.

Defilement: Girls are hot.

Defilement: Why is everyone so hot?

Thriftless, not looking up from her screen: Global warming.

#i think this has been done

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Drunken: Would you kiss me for 20 bucks?

Steal: I was gonna kiss you for free but —

Drunken: Wait —

Steal: No, now I want the 20.

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Jealousy: On how many legs do mice walk?

Rabid: Four?

Jealousy: Good, but which mouse walks on two?

Rabid: How am I supposed to know?

Jealousy: It's Mickey Mouse. Now what duck walks on two legs?

Rabid: Donald Duck?

Jealousy: WRONG. All ducks walk on two legs, you uncultured lettuce.

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Determination: Why do you always bring me on your dinner dates?

Courage: Because we love you!

Violence: Because dinner is 25% off when you bring a child under 12.

Determination:

Courage:

Violence:

Violence: and we love you!

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Steal: I have an idea.

Spite: No knives.

Steal: I no longer have an idea.

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Jealousy: I can't believe we're locked in this room together.

Love, throwing out the key: truly unfortunate.

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Slander: Hey, Forgiveness! Did you know that 'thot' means 'thoughtful person'?

Forgiveness: Oh, is that what you kids are saying these days?

[Later]

Forgiveness: Thanks, Violence, you're such a thot.

Violence, slams his fist: I'm a WHAT.

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Spite: I'm doing a great job of keeping my crush a secret.

Slander: [enters room]

Spite: I have to gay — I mean go.

#spite is such a gay mess  #dont stop me and my gay jokes

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Rebel: Close your eyes bro.

Violence: Okay bro.

Rebel: What do you see?

Violence: Nothing bro.

Rebel: That's my world without you bro.

Violence: bro.

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Serenity: If you skip the cheese on your burger, you could save 6000 calories per year.

Addiction, eating king sized cheeseburger: How about you mind your fucking business.

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Mercy: I need you.

Forgiveness: For?

Mercy: Ever.

Forgiveness, voice cracking: Oh.

#now that ive looked more into this pairing  #im starting to think of this as my brotp

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Rebel, at 2 AM: What if sand is called sand because it's between the sea and land.

Violence: What if the sea is salty because the land never waves back.

Both, in unison: WHAT IF —

Courage, repeatedly smacking them with a broom: WHAT IF Y'ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP.

#the real question is  #its 2 am  #the boys are in their room and supposed to be asleep  #whats coury doing in their bedroom at 2 am  #hM

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Hairdresser: How would you like your hair cut?

Chaos: Preferably with scissors, though a sword would be epic.

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Thriftless: I typed ‘Bitch’ into my GPS and guess what? I’m in your driveway.

Defilement, massaging her temple: It's two in the morning.

Thriftless: Vroom vroom, motherfucker.

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Determination: I bet you’re all wondering why  I’ve called you here today.

Determination: It’s because we need to have a discussion about how some people in this room aren’t getting along with other people in this room.

Knowledge: Why are you saying that so vaguely?

Knowledge: Ignorance and I are the only people you called in here.

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Chaos: I only feel one emotion and it is anger.

Addiction: Last night you drunk texted everyone of us a thousand heart emojis.

Chaos: Out of anger.

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Violence, watching TV: Who's that idiot trying to fight Wrath with a spoon —

Violence, leaving the house: oh my goodness she's my girlfriend.

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Jealousy: Would you punch someone for two millions?

Thriftless and Chaos: We'd roundhouse kick Rabid just for looking at us.

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Sincerity: You know what rhymes with 'perfection'?

Sincerity: Mercy.

Serenity: Uh, no it doesn —

Sincerity: uH, yES IT DOES??

#girls appreciating each other  #could be more  #im still thinking over it

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Defilement, trying to flirt with Love: If this were a fairytale, you'd be the princess.

Jealousy: Well that must make me the fairy godmother because you can bippity boppitty back away from my wife.

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Sincerity: Is that my skirt?

Steal, already wearing it: Can I borrow it?

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Rabid: I can't believe I lost it!

Jealousy: What, your trust?

Ignorance: Your last bit of sanity?

Defilement: Your will to live?

Rabid:

Rabid:  Actually I just misplaced my phone. But, um, I think we need to have another family meeting.

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Forgiveness: How would you rate your pain?

Murder: Zero stars.

Forgiveness:

Murder: Would not recommend.

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Defilement: Close your eyes bro.

Rabid: Okay bro.

Defilement: What do you see?

Rabid: Nothing bro.

Defilement: That's you, bro.

Rabid: br —

Rabid:

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Rabid: YOU LITTLE BI —

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Ignorance: I'm not saying I hate Knowledge.

Ignorance: I'm just saying that if she got hit by a bus, I would be the one driving the bus.

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Jealousy: How's the world's most beautiful spirit doing?

Love: I don't know, how are y —

Rabid, from the other side of the room: The Great Lord Pride is doing great, girls!

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Courage: Why are Violence and Rebel sitting with their backs to each other.

Honesty: They're in a fight and aren't talking to each other.

Courage: Then why are they holding hands?

Honesty: They get sad when they fight.

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Slander: Spite and I are no longer friends!

Spite: That's a terrible way to announce that we're dating.

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Drunken: You kicked me in your sleep last night.

Addiction: Who said I was asleep?

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Courage: I'm not getting into anymore stupid arguments with you.

Knowledge: Water is not wet.

Courage: How the fuck is water not wet, it's water —

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Defilement: How can you be so handsome?

Addiction: I, uh, have some hands.

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