One Attractive Gluteus Maximus

(Disclaimer: Pic belongs to Marie-Angele in DeviantArt)

Warning: Contains small Sap of Yaoi. Aka Boys Love.

(P.S.: Don't worry it ain't including our swirly browed cook, or our masculine greenette. It gonna contain Ace tho, I'm a Yaoi Stan lol, so sorry if you didn't expect it, and extremely sorry to all fellow female Ace lovers, so you can skip that part if you ain't into it)

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"Ace? As in Luffy's Brother?"

"Wait..you know my little brother?"

"Know him? The guy kissed me!?"

"No way! Luffy! And a girl? Absolutely not-"

"Psst..Mat..get the camera, we got some drama.." Ali gushed lowly behind the counter, "Oh hush! Ace. (Y/N). Care to explain? before what I assume is a dramatic scene from a movie occurs that sadly includes my store getting burned down?"

This is gonna be a long day...

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49 minutes later..

"So...let me get this straight. Your brother." Mateo said, exaggerating on the 'You' while pointing at Ace, "Who you reunited with back in Alabasta. Is Your Captain." shifting his pointing at me. "making you a Strawhat pirate, and you are a Whitebeard pirate considering the tattoo on your back..that I ironically just noticed.."

"Yup!"

...Definitely Luffy's Brother..and the fact that it took us almost 50 minutes to explain this plainly support my statement.

"Smile!" Ali cheered before taking a picture, "this'll look great for the scrap book! I can finally brag to Devone about having hot friends-"

"Ok now you're just being rude" deadpanned Mat, "what? It's not like your not hot..it's just your a bit.."

"Bit what? Alison. We've been practically twins since college!?—"

Are they seriously arguing about this topic?..

"Hey..while they're arguing let's sneak off!" whisper-yelled a grinning freckled pile of flames, Ace grabbed my hand pulling me out of the store and immediately rushing through the market, "Wha-! Ace! Slow Dow- WOAH"

WHEN DID WE AGREE FOR YOU TO CARRY ME.

"Your too slow! Plus I just did!"

"Shit..I said that out loud didn't I?"

"Nope. I can just sense it from your facial expression! We're here!"

How the F-..he's fast. Like fast. We're practically in the other side of town.

"Now let's talk!" He beamed letting me down on my feet, "Ok Mr.Kidnapper. What would you like to talk about?"

"So I know your name..Your age..And all the basic stuff, tell me Something juicy! Talk to me like you talk to your girlfriends!  I want some gossip!"

"..seriously?"

"I'm serious! Give me some juicy details!"

"..you're not gonna stop giving me those puppy dog eyes, are you?"

"Nope"

"Ugh Fine.."

Cut to us twenty minutes already later and half way back into town on our way to Ali and Mat once again,

"So Luffy Recruited Nico Robin, a cyborg and a talking skeleton that can walk on water..after our reunion in Alabasta?" 

"Pretty much"

"And then recruited you ages islands back because your a witch?

"Cool! Can you show me a few tricks?"

"Ace I'm a witch. Not a magician."

"But your my friiieeennd....I'm like one of your girlfriends remember." Ace pouted, unleashing the second wave of puppy dog eyes, "Jesus you're worse than Luffy I'm whining..fine."

"Yay! Can you make someone fall in love with me?"

"..."

"..."

"...Ace?"

"Yeah?"

"is this trick, just you wanting to date a person?"

"Maybe.."

"Yeah no. I'mma instead be the wingwoman instead of the witch, who's the lucky girl?"

"..."

"..Oh..Oh! Oh my god! You freakin' Tsundere! Is it a lucky Guy?

"Maybe.." The freckled Flame throws blushed,

OMG THIS IS ADORABLE. HE LOOKS LIKE A STRAWBERRY.

"Well who is it?"

"Um..Mmhmm.." he mumbled, his cheeks flaring, "fine you can tell me by your own accord"

"Thanks..and as a thank you for being my wimgwoman, I'll be your wingman!"

"Pft. For what though?"

He gave you an expression that screamed 'you can't be serious', "I saw the way you talk about that swordsman and chef in your crew, I admit I can be dense but I'm not my brother"

"Ouch. Dragging your baby brother" you laughed, "what a nice tactic Ace."

"Thanks. I've mastered it throughout the years."

"I admit I am developing a crush,"

"I KNEW IT-" you held your hand up as in to let you continue, "but it could never happen."

"Why? (Y/N)! Your beautiful! And sweet! And have some extreme sarcastic humor!"

"Thanks..?" You mentally questioned if that last one was actually a compliment, "what I mean is, Sanji is a gentleman, but is easily identified as a womanizer, for his over the top flirtation with almost any women, and Zoro, the guy is built like a Demi god, admitting he is some nice eye candy, although can be pretty..blunt and to be honest, too frightening. He can be sweet sometimes, but in other times, his aura is just..really intimidating."

"That's your excuse?"

"Excuse!? But Ace-"

"No buts or asses! Your an amazingly sweet gal! We met just today and now we're talking like we knew each other since childhood! You even decided it upon yourself to be my wingwoman! And I repeat! We met today! People who are that kind and bold to strangers, shouldn't be giving excuses to themselves such as those!"

"But..what if they don't like me.."

"They won't! You're too good to be rejected.....or you can just ask Luffy to kick their asses. and we have to stop calling them they! You gotta choose one..unless your into..you know.."

"Ace. Get your head out of the gutter."

"Hehe.. Sorry." You both arrive at the destination only to meet a person you lastly didn't expect to be here.

"(Y/N)?"

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What a nice chapter! Anyways! Thanks for the amazing comments I've received recently in the recent chapter! I'll see you soon readers!






































Yeah Sike. I'm not strong enough to be in a cliff hanger cuz I myself would jump off that cliff willingly instead.

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"Zoro?"

"Ace?"

"Person I don't remember?"

"Uh..Zoro? I thought Sanji was supposed to be the one to pick me up when I'm done.."

"The ero-cook got dragged of by Nami. She asked me to pick you up instead."

"Zoro."

"Hn?"

"Who dropped you off here?"

"WHA- I CAME TO PICK YOU UP! THAT DOES'NT MAKE SENSE!"

"Like your sense of Direction"

"OOOOO BURN. DRAG THE GREENETTE (Y/N)" cheered on Ace, "Zoro? What's the real reason you're here?"

"I kinda..followed you and that swirly-brow here." Mumbled the Swordsman, a dust of pink growing on his cheeks, Ace leaned over and whispered in your ear, "Told you! You're likable!"

"No way!" You whispered back, "Then watch this," Ace smirked, before his arm encircled around your shoulder bringing you closer to his quite bare chest, to strangers it looked like he was giving you a nice side bro hug. But to Zoro, quite a bit more.

You notice from the corner of your eyes a dark look overcomes Zoro's face before a growl leaves his muscular throat.

PFTTT. HE'S JEALOUS. ACE I OWE YOU ONE.

Ace smiled before letting go of you, "I'll go check on my Hat! I think Mateo's probably done with it now!" He smiled before heading inside, giving you a big thumbs up, when he was behind the sword man, giving a look at the swordsman's muscular back that even bulged through his green robe, mouthing excitedly a 'Great pick! Has a nice ass!' Before chuckling at your fish out of water expression then heading inside, the swordsman notices your expression before answering your question that was long forgotten.

"I followed you just in case to make sure that Pervy-cook didn't ditch you, when you both entered, I kinda got lost and ended up at the market where I found Swirly-Brow flirting with Nami while shopping. So I came back here and I was waiting for you to come back"

Aww..the big bad swordsman apparently is a big softie

"Well I'm ok now! I think I made good friend with Luffy's Brother!"

"Speaking of him..are you two dating or something? You looked like you knew each other?"

"Oh god no! He's into someone. I guess we ended up being close friends since the beginning"

"Oh.."

"It's sweet of you to come so far because you care about me!"

"I-I just came here to make sure that ero-cook didn't ditch you or you wouldn't find your way back to the ship!" Blushed furiously the Greenette, suddenly calm again, "Are you done shopping?"

"Only a bit! Help me carry my stuff?"

"Sure.." The Swordsman turned around heading through the door that was left wide open after Ace walked in, possibly to eavesdrop.

That freckled ass..speaking of asses. Yep. Ace was right, Zoro did have an attractive ass.

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Now I'm done! Lol. Thanks for Red_78987 for giving me a great wake up call to continue writing this chapter! I Hope you all enjoyed this chapter even if there wasn't that much action from both of the admirers of Reader-Chan! I hope all of you have a nice day/night!

Bye readers!~

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