*Reads Text*

Harry: Why me

AT THE KITCHEN

Mal: Hey Harry

Harry: Hey Mal do you know where the octopuses are lm Hungry

Mal: Your Girlfriend ls an Octopus 

Harry: Half Octopus

Mal: All right your death its right over there

Harry: Ok 

AT UMA'S  DORM  

Uma: Hey Har- WHAT IS THAT

Harry: An octopus

Uma: How could you

Harry: Mmm It's so good what some

Uma: Why in the world would l eat my species

Harry: Because they are good

*Uma slaps Harry so hard that he falls to the floor Uma runs off*

Harry: It's just a dare

Uma:Just a dare

Harry: I will never do that

Uma: Oh Harry

and They kissed