Mal x Audrey

Ahem, no, what the actual fuck? Like, why? Ok, they hate each other firstly. Audrey was evil, although she got redeemed and all. I don't hate Audrey's character and she had a good reason to become the villain and definitely hate Mal after she stole the spotlight and her boyfriend. AND on top of that she DID have a redemption arc and up to canon, they don't hate each other anymore. Still though, they DEFINITELY don't want to date. I don't understand people who ship it. Like, ok, ship what you wanna ship, no hate, especially considering there's nothing particularly wrong with this one, like pedophilia, cheating, incest, nothing like that. But still, like, if you are a normal person, ship Ben and Mal. You really want Mal to be gay? Ship her and Evie. Like, why here and Audrey..?

2/10

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