Gil: I'm gonna tell you all my secrets.

Gil: I once forgot to brush my teeth for 5 weeks, I didn't actually sell my last bike I just forgot where I parked it, I don't know who Al Gore is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask, when they say 2% milk I don't know what the other 98% is, when I was a baby my head was so big people did experiments on me, I once threw soda at a swan and then it attacked Claudine.

Ben:

Ben: Why...

Ben: Why me?