"Dad please, we should be going home to mom not hiding at your job!" Harmony insisted as her dad paced around in the bar, luckily Weasel who is dad's friend is there. He has a lot of sources but he's a bit of a dick and gets very VERY specific on crap but much like her dad, he never fails to make Harmony laugh.

"Come on Wade it can't be that bad." Weasel added.

"I'm not gonna make her life as ugly as mine." Wade kept his head down and his hood up so Weasel wouldn't see his new look. "I'm a monster inside and out. I belong in a fucking circus."

"Dad that's stupid, if mom's looks change would you love her any less?" Harmony asked. "And secondly, I'm not human what you just said is so offensive."

"Yeah Wade, Vanessa loves you. She doesn't care what you... WHOA!" Weasel's eyes widened once Wade took off his hood.

"Do you like what you see?" Wade asked.

"Damn it dad, you're alive, that's all we care about." Harmony said.

"Dude you look like an avocado who had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado." Weasel couldn't help but say.

"Oh here we go." Harmony rolled her eyes.

"Not gently." Weasel continued. "Like it was hate fucking, there was something wrong with the relationship and that was the only catharsis that they could find without violence."

"And the only guy who can fix this fugly mug is the British shitstick who ran the mutant factory is like gone. Poof!" Wade said.

"Dad this doesn't look like something that can be fixed." Harmony pointed out. "I mean yeah it sucks but it can't be that easy to get rid of that. Besides it's what's keeping you alive."

"Yeah, as of now you only have one course of action."

"Go home." Harmony said.

"Find Francis." Wade said at the same time as her.

"Star in your own horror films." Weasel said at the same time as them.

"What?" The two Wilsons looked at Weasel confused.

"Star in your own horror films Wade, because you look like Freddy Krueger face fucked a topographical map of Utah." Weasel explained. "Plus with Harmony's powers you wouldn't have to pay for special effects, she can be the hot chick that gets to kick the guys everyone loves to hate in the balls or the one we see removing her top before the killer shows up and stares inside her window."

"Oh my God Weasel shut up." Harmony groaned. "And dad, we don't know where this guy is."

"I'm gonna work through his crew until somebody gives up Francis, force him to fix this, then put a bullet in his skull and fuck the brain hole." Wade answered.

"I don't wanna see that." Weasel said.

"I don't wanna think that." Harmony gagged.

"Hey, the douchebag does think you're dead right?" Weasel asked. "And he's never seen Harmony right?"

"Yeah." Wade nodded.

"So?" Harmony asked.

"That's good, you should keep it that way." Weasel suggested.

"Like wear a mask?" Harmony asked with a raised brow.

"Yes, Wade should wear a very thick mask, like all the time. I'm sorry, you are haunting. Your face is the stuff of nightmares."

"Seriously, shut up." Harmony said again. "And damn it dad this is crazy. We're putting mom through hell and back."

"Harmony." Wade took her hands and had her look at him. "That fucker is still doing this to other people. He's literally torturing people and turning them as he did to me. Now I got lucky but I've seen others that did not. Once we find this guy I swear to you, we'll go home to mom but I could really use your help."

Harmony was quiet for a moment just seeing those people she saved in that burning building before sighing. "Alright, fine."

"Well all you two need now are suits and a nickname." Weasel spoke up. "Wade the Wisecracker and Harmony the Hottie, Scaredevil and fire demon, Mr. Neverdie and Miss. Burn your ass. Oh shit."

"What?" Wade asked.

"I put all my money on you and now I just realized I'm never gonna win the..."

"Deadpool." Wade finished as he stared at the word on the board.

"You did not bet on my dad to die." Harmony read the names on the board. "You seriously bet on my dad to die! Wow, you're like the world's worse friend."

"Wow, she said the  same thing you said." Weasel said to Wade.

"That's my kid." Wade nodded proudly. "But how about this, Captain Deadpool."

"That's terrible, just stick with Deadpool." Harmony told him.

"To you Mr. Pool." Weasel raised his drink. "Deadpool, that sounds like a fucking franchise, now what about her?"

Wade stared at Harmony for a moment before a lightbulb went off in his head. "I got it, I'm a genius!"

"Oh boy, do I want to know?" Harmony asked.

"You my daughter are Belladonna." Wade told her.

Harmony thought about it for a moment before shrugging her shoulders. "I don't hate it."

(I originally wanted to call her Lady Deadpool but then I found out there already is a comic character called Lady Deadpool so I just used a name from one of my other OCs since I couldn't think of anything else.)