Written by: @AwsomeDragons a.k.a Me.

Zach: Okay everybody hush, I need to use Siri.

Zara: *swallows entire monarch butterfly plus it's twenty five children*

Zach: Siri, how do I-

Zara: COUGH, HACK, WHEEZE.

Zach: *glares* Excuse me?

Zara: *spits butterfly at his face* EXCUSE ME IF IM DYING AT YOUR INCONVENIENCE.