Special Part Of Almighty Fantabulous Glory

A/N:
So the fancy part is here! Whoop whoop! If the picture of the fancy teeth seems weird, the link to the finished picture is in this part somewhere so that'll explain it. Here's the link to Woof: Anyway, enjoy! :3

Lunch Table As Gods: Installment IV
Recap:
The door closed softly behind Sothana as Seri walked away, contemplating Ollopa's death before spreading the news to Semreh and Setarcoprah as she passed them on her way back to her palace. Setarcoprah took the task of silencing everyone, even Oche, while Semreh spread the news with the help of Kedi.
Moments later Ollopa passed, alone as Sothana left with the door ajar to go find a hearse.
At Ollopa's funeral, the Pallbearers were a few sheep from Jimmy McTimmy's farm down in the south corner of Oche's kingdom. It was silent in Setarcoprah's kingdom as usual, but this silence was different.
"The sheep never liked the noise," commented Jimmy as Ollopa's coffin was mic dropped into the ground. He raced off to catch his sheep as Seri sighed and Nadiesop rolled her eyes. Sothana laughed and walked away in search of chocolate.
After the funeral Semreh opened Ollopa's coffin.
"You can come out now," she said.
"Finally!" Ollopa exclaimed, standing up and hair-flipping.
Nadiesop rolled her eyes again and left, muttering, "I'd better go stop Sothana from devouring Willy Wonka's entire factory."
Semreh flipped off Ollopa immediately after Nadiesop disappeared and a voice was heard from afar, "You guys are weird!"
"Lol," Seri said.
Suddenly Sothana ran around the corner, Nadiesop hot on her heels.
"Sothana, give me the M&M's!" Nadiesop screamed.
Ollopa snatched the bag, earning a look of disappointment from Sothana.
Nadiesop sighed in relief. "Tha-"
Her eyes nearly popped out of her head as Ollopa took a handful before passing it to Semreh, who took some and passed it on to Seri.
"NUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!" Nadiesop screeched. "I'M SURROUNDED BY MONSTERS!!!!!!"

The Crayon Apocalypse
On one sunny autumn day a little girl named Lola was skipping to school, her backpack full of brand new school supplies.
When she arrived at the classroom, however, there was something strange in the air. Shrugging it off, Lola unzipped her backpack to get ready for class. What she saw was not a pleasing sight.
All her new binders and notebooks were covered in a gross, colorful layer of wax. She picked through the surviving supplies and found at the bottom of her backpack, the culprit; her crayons.
Snarling in anger, the girl who had been sweet moments ago threw the cardboard box across the room, where it slammed into the whiteboard and the crayons came flying out. They began to shake violently on the ground. Suddenly wings popped out of them, one by one, and they starting flying around the room, spreading their waxy terror across desks and children, chairs and teachers, the walls, everywhere. Lola ran out of the room, screaming at the top of her lungs.
"My crayons are evil!"
The end.

Cat GIFs
Yeah, no. Instead, have a picture of these cats. The fluff will make up for the fact that it's a regular picture.

DeviantArt Link:
http://blackenedreed.deviantart.com/art/Squirrelflight-Venom-630655649

101 Ways To Kill A Cat Ideas (not my book, it's by CloudtailGrandmas )
»Death by fre shavocado
»Death by pitchfork
»Death by elephant stampede
»Death by Briarlight becoming Ninja and removing her vital organs
»Millie goes swimming and is caught by some Twolegs who were fishing in the area, and is smothered in Twoleg love until she dies

Summary Of Plans
Well, well, well... *taps fingers together and smiles creepily*
So after I finish Clocks and Zoisia, I'm gonna do another book in that group, and I'll do another one after that, and it'll end up being a trilogy with a side story, essentially, so four books.
Assassins Of Joy, really, has no plans. I'll figure that out when I'm closer to finishing it.
Pedestal Of Kings will probably be a stand-alone book, so when I finish it, it's done; most likely. This can still change.
Now, let's go over a few books I'm thinking of publishing soon.
Gamma, Gamma» As you may or may not know, Pedestal Of Kings used to be about werewolves, not wolves. I got rid of the werewolf idea and decided to do a wolf book instead. As such, some people were disappointed, and I really liked the poem I had used for the description at the time, so I am going to use the old storyline, just edited and tweaked, in this book about werewolves. I'll start updating this story once I have a few chapters written and I finish or pause something else.
Thundershowers» This book is about sibling rivalry and the consequences of pushing people away. It will start getting updated, like Gamma, Gamma, when I have a few more chapters written and another spot opens up.
Here's the spots, what's in them now, and upcoming books:
1: Pedestal Of Kings » The Jeweler And The Jailer » Shinin' On Me » You Might Think I'm Crazy » Some Old Dance Floor
2: Truth and Justice » Roses and Rain » Runner » Flawless Logic » Rebel Child
3: The Assassins Of Joy » I'll Follow You Home » I Rebel » Knit, Purl » Live In Color

Emojiland
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Ranting Time
So, people. How's life?
I'm bored.
Anyway, last Sunday I went to the Florida Georgia Line concert at SPAC, and it was great. The Cadillac Three, Kane Brown, and Cole Swindell also performed, and when TC3 played the lead singer/guitarist (I don't know his name) raised his can of beer or whatever kind of booze it was, which kind of makes sense. Well, it did make sense in that situation until he threw it behind him. No, it didn't hit the drummer, but a few minutes later you could see a stage crew member cleaning it up, so lol.

Thank God
...it's...it's...it's dead. *cri cri*

Fancy Stuff
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Random Fluff
🐶🐶🐶🐱🐱🐱🐴🐴🐴🦄🦄🦄🐢🐢🐢🐉🐉🐉🌙☄⚡️🔥🌪

Zoo- Zoo- ZooTOPIA!!!!
Blood, blood, BLOOD, annnnd... death....

Playlist 1»Dark (how could you make this clean? no)
Hail To The King by Avenged Sevenfold
Nightmare by Avenged Sevenfold
The Collapse by Adelitas Way
Anti You by Blue Stahli
Sorry About Your Parents by Icon For Hire
Immortalized by Disturbed
Ten Thousand Fists by Disturbed
Riot by Three Days Grace
Get Out Alive by Three Days Grace
Basically the entire Blue Stahli album by Blue Stahli 💁

Playlist 2»Sad & Depressing (clean)
King by Lauren Aquilina
Forest Fires by Lauren Aquilina
Things We Lost In The Fire by Bastille
Skyfall by Adele
Colors by Halsey
Home by Daughter

World Domination Theory
So apparently Google is gonna build an army of robots and take over the world... Yeah...

A/N 2.0»Incessant Rambling:
Lole.
And Tweeter.
No, no, it's Twitter, not "Tweeter". Geez.
Who're you?
I'm the apprentice.
But- but why?
Why not?
Um, well, you live at my dad's house, and I'm at my mom's house, so how?
How not?
You are just full of sarcasm, aren't you?
This coming from the one named author.
This coming from the one named the apprentice.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, you could've named me, but you didn't.
I offered you a name!!!
Yeah, but it was a stupid name.
Percy isn't a stupid name! That's the dog's name!
That's exactly why it's stupid.
Whatever, as I was saying-
Your Twitter sucks.
My Twitter is fine, thank you very much.
*rolls eyes* Yeah, whatever.
Anyway, I have a Twitter now, so follow me if you want.
Talk about shameless self promotion.
Oh, shut up. Everyone does that.
I don't.
You don't count.
I don't either!
That's okay, Percy, it's just because you're special.
Are you- are you talking to the DOG?!
Yeah, why?
Why are you talking to him? Do you expect him to respond or something?
Actually, yes.
Yeah, why wouldn't I resp- SQUIRREL! *runs off*
I meant intelligently, which that was clearly not.
*rolls eyes* Whatever. Anyway, if you like cats, be sure to follow me on Twitter!
Cats suck.
You suck.
Twitter: smileblackpelt

Emojiworld
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WADDer
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Ha, you thought I was actually going to take a picture of water? Nope! This is all you get!

Humer
lolz
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Special QWOTY
QOTC» Warriors or Warriors FanFics?

The Real Reason I'm Dead Inside
On the school swim team we have to run a mile at the end of our three-hour practices. It just proves that running is death.
Also, I had to cut off all my bracelets and anklets because if you don't get to swim in meets. 😭😭😭

But I mean, look at this tan line...