QOTC: Thanksgiving or Christmas?

Thankfully, Trumpkinella was able to sneak in to the inaugural ball via an air vent. After dusting herself off, she changed into a fancy ball gown that she had stolen from the tampon machines in the bathroom on floor 17. Trumpkinella ran up four flights of stairs to floor 21, because elevator 38 was broken due to a morbidly obese woman who had broken the doors. All the other elevators were closed due to national sardine day and the intense smell of baby flamingo feces. Stairwells A and B were clogged with dead bodies and reeked of the ammonia that killed them. Therefore, Trumpkinella was forced to take stairwell C, which only smelled mildly of garbanzo beans.