QOTC: Will the election really affect what you have for dinner or whether you'll go to school on Monday?

Once upon a time there was a servant girl name Trumpkinella. She spent all her life living in the basement of Trump Tower and working as a cleaning woman for the very rich Trump family. She saw many people come and go throughout her life, many of them people so important she wasn't even allowed to talk to them. Trumpkinella always dreamed of the perfect business opportunity, but alas, it never came.
Or rather, it came a day too late.
The day after Trump was elected president, she pitched her idea, but he was not able to help her.
"Your idea is good, and normally I would fund this," he told her. "But since I've been elected, I'm out of business."
She hung her head.
"Oh, and you're fired."