radio: *singing* once I was seven years old
sister: come to my terrible homemade thrift shop that doesn't actually exist

radio: *singing* my mama told me

me: no

radio: *singing* go make yourself some friends

sister: pleeeeeeeease

radio: *singing* or you'll be lonely

me: NO

radio: *singing* once I was seven years old

sister: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE

radio: *singing* once I was eleven years old

me: NOOOOO

radio: *singing* my daddy told me

sister: PREEETTTTTTYYYYYYYY PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAASE

radio: *announcer voice* and now, John Oliver on Last Week Tonight

me: wtf