Lunch Table As Gods: Installment I

A/N:
Now, before we begin, let me tell you guys who's who.
Name   =   Story Name (Profession)
Gods:
Miranda = Semreh (commerce)
Meghan = Nadiesop (sea)
Thomas = Ollopa (war)
Caroline/me = Sothana (death)
Bria = Oche (noise)
Katie = Kedi (justice)
Kim = Etera (valor)
Katelyn = Setarcoprah (silence)
Elizabeth G = Agia (Earth)
Serenity = Seri (chaos)

Other:
Josey = Sojey (human)

On one sunny day in June, a very, very annoying girl by the name of Sojey was complaining while she was bringing an offering to the temple. It was a nice offering, an entire swine, but that doesn't override the annoyances of her complaining. Unfortunately for Sojey and every other human on the planet, she had been worshiping the god of war, Ollopa, at the time. Her complaints ran somewhere along the lines of "Oh my gods it's so hot out right now" and "Why are all the stupid air conditioners broken on the hottest day of the year", and these statements greatly peeved Ollopa. Sadly, every soul on Earth plunged into the abyss when he blew up the small planet with a gigantic atomic bomb. It rid the Earth of all her inhabitants, and unfortunately simultaneously killed Agia, the Earth goddess, who had been visiting her beloved planet in the process. Obviously, this angered the other gods and goddesses. Now, Nadiesop was the most infuriated, because she had loved the 71% of the planet that had been her home, and she also had enjoyed Agia's company and friendship. Of course, Nadiesop wasn't going to violently punish Ollopa, just smack him across the head with a rock a few times. However, with some encouraging from Seri and Sothana, more violence was planned. Seri and Sothana grinned evilly as Nadiesop skipped off, ready to avenge the death of Agia and the explosion of the Earth. You see, when Nadiesop made the mistake of allowing Seri and Sothana to alter her revenge plot, they took the rare opportunity for destruction quite seriously. Of course, since Sothana was essentially insane, she added impalement to the list of tortures Ollopa would have to endure. Meanwhile, Seri included things such as anvil dropping, laying on a board of nails, and fire torture. Of course, at the mention of fire, Semreh came running to add in an animated picture of the deceased John Cena flipping Ollopa off while rising from behind the Great Wall of China, cackling evilly whilst Dumbledore and Gandalf argued about who would be more effective in a duel. After all the plans had been completed, Seri, Sothana, and Semreh watched with glee as Nadiesop began preparing for the torture/possible murder of Ollopa.

A/N:
Alright, cliffhanger like WHAAAAAAAT?!?!?! Yeah well let me know how you like it, and I'll put up another installment soon.
Byyyyyyyye.
~BlackpeltIsABoss