Friend: If I snort this, maybe it won't turn my tongue green.
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A few minutes later
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Friend: Lesson of the day: don't snort Fun Dip when you have a cold because if you sneeze you will have green boogers.
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The best part was when the teacher brought her some tissues because she sneezed and he saw the fun dip the first thing he asked was did you snort that, so 💁.