Shock Collar

A/N HOLY CRAP 200 READS!!! Someone pinch me because I swear this is a dream come true!
Summer- *Pinches Ripples*
Ripples- Ow! I didn't mean it literally ya jerk!
THANK YOU SO MUCH THANK YOU HAVE A COOKIE! HAVE LOTS OF COOKIES!!! *makes it rain cookies*

Ripples- Summer we need to do something about your problem

Summer- What problem I don't have a *Beep* problem!

Ripples- -_- put this on

Summer- Why what it is?

Ripples- Doesn't matter I'll give you a cupcake if you do

Summer- Okay! *puts shock collar on* ...wait did that just say shock collar?

Ripples- No breaking the fourth wall!

Summer- Okay, now give me the *beep* coo-OW! WHAT THE *beep* wa-OW!

Ripples- Its going to shock you every time you cuss :) *gives Summer a cupcake*

Summer- Cupcake ^_^

Ripples- Lol and guess what!

Summer- What?

Ripples- My friend has a dare for you to do and you have to because I'm the author!

Summer- What happened to not breaking the fourth wall?

Ripples- ...

Summer- OW! Stop shocking me!

Ripples- Anyway, the dare is you have to...*reads paper* ...hahahaha!

Summer- What?

Ripples- say as many cuss words as you can (I'll beep it out of course)

Summer- ...but-

Ripples- Butts are for sitting! Just do it!!!

Summer- *sighs* fine...*beep* Ow! *Beep* Ow! *BEEP* OW! *BEEP* THAT HURTS! OW! *BEEP* OW *BEEP* OW! WHY! OW! Wait I didn't cuss!

Ripples- Sorry I got carried away :D

Summer- OWWWW!!! I'M NOT EVEN CUSSING YOU *BEEP* OW!

Ripples- Ahaha! :D this is so funny!

Summer- *Rocks in corner and whispers* cake! I love cake do you love cake why don't you love cake? Ahahahaha!

Ripples- ...I think I broke her...

Summer- CAKE! *throws cake at your screen*

Ripples- Well I'm going to go lock Summer up in her room till she's sane enough to come out so yeah byeeee!

Summer- CAAAAAAAAKE!

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