Warning: Cussing

This is a conversation I had with my friend MewMeee (Jessica) about her sending me a chapter part that needed edited and it kind of turned into a roleplay with penguinfan28 ...like all of our conversations do XD so these are the actual messages.

Ripples10660- Did your phone allow you to send the part of the chapter?

Jessica- Noo :'(

Ripples10660- I cri.

Jessica- I just did

Ripples10660- You just sent it or you just cried?

Jessica- Cried

Ripples10660- I cri with you friend

Jessica- Mmhm But for a different reason

Ripples10660- What is it?

(And the roleplay begins)

Lena- No! She shall not kno!!

Jessica- o-o who are you...

Lena- your love and depression side.

Jessica-- what the *shoes*

Anna- wtf was that?

Jessica-- I don't know...

Lena- I inserted a random word so you wouldn't cuss

Ripples10660- Lol, I beep Myra all the time!

Myra- *beep* you

Ripples10660- -_- see...

Lena- myra...you sound dangerous. Do you have a boyfriend to help you get over stress?

Jessica- o_o

Anna- ill kill everyone

Lena- *locks anna in padded room*

Anna- NO! NO! IM GONNA DIEEE!! *Calms down* I love people

Jessica- holy shiitake mushrooms...I'm scared of lena now...

Lena- what was that deary? :)

Jessica- nothing 0_0

Ripples10660- I like Lena! She seems nice :D

Myra- Yes I do have one, we murder people together bitch

Ripples10660- *facepalm*

Shadow- H-Hi Lena...it's nice to meet you, I'm Shadow...

Ava- Ello, the names Ava! I'm in charge of these dorks!

Ripples10660- Hey!

Ava- *pats Summer's head* Admit it, you're a dork.

Ripples10660- 0_0

Lena- hi guys!!! I love you all! Have you seen derp? ☺

Jessica- he's mine you little *toaster*

Lena- *whisphers to Jessica*

Jessica- 0-0 you can have him

Myra- What the *beep* did you tell her!?

Ripples10660- Calm down Myra, she's so nice

Ava- Nice?

Shadow- I'm scared... *hides in shadows*

Derp- Hey what's up?

Sshadee- I do not like this new girl.

Lena- Hi Derp! YOU'RE MINE NOW! My little sweets *holds derp*

Jessica- poor derp... :(

Derp- *bites Lena* Don't call me Sweets, I can and will tear out your eyeballs and force them down your throat!

Myra- Go Derp! \(^-^)/

Ripples10660- That's violent...

Penguin- Im here

Jessica- Yayayayayyaya

Penguin- Exhausted but here, So sup

Lena- no. I do not like this girl.

Jessica- I love penguin.

Lena- *still holding derp* and I love my derpy worpy!

Anna- i love this world! Full of sunshine!!!

Jessica- what did she do to my life.... o_o

Derp- *bites Lena again* Again, I can and will tear your eyeballs out and shove them down your throat!

Ripples10660- ...

Myra- Somethings not right here...Shadow!

Shadow- Yes?

Myra- *whispers to Shadow*

Shadow- Okay...

Sean: well then

Lena- what did she say babydoll?

Jessica- I dunner..

Lena- WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING PLATYPUS DID SHE SAY! !??

Jessica- 0_0

Cookie: She said things, duh

Ripples10660- The duck...

Myra- Told you! I *beeping* told you! And why can't I cuss and you can!?

Ripples10660- Because....Potato!

Shadow- *vanishes in shadows*

Lena- hey cookie..come here for a second..I have a cookie for you

Cookie: Ummmm

Ripples10660- Don't do it! Shes lying!

Lena- *shows cookie*

Cookie: I...*stares at cookie*

Myra- it's poisonous...

Ripples10660- Sean hold her down if you want her to live!

Lena- no its not silly

Cookie: mmmm *bites lip*

Myra- Sean! Do something!

Lena- *shows two cookies*

Penguin: FRIENDSHIP!!! *tackles cookie*

Cookie: ouch

Lena- *knocks cookie out and drags away*

Penguin: B!tch give her back *throws invisible softball at lena*

Ripples10660- 0_0 I'm scared...

Myra- This reminds me of when that weird girl kidnapped us...long story...

Jessica- o_o

Lena- *holds up knife to cookies throat* I will kill her if any of you move

Shadow- *comes out behind Lena and grabs Cookie and vanishes with Cookie still alive*

Jessica- *whsphers to friends: I got a plan, just back off*

Penguin: *stares and lena and glares*

Ripples10660- XD

Myra- Good job Shadow!

Jessica- *grabs derp* LEENA! LOOK WHO I HAVE!

Lena- you little--

Sean: hey lena!

Derp- 0_0

Ripples10660- Jessica...what are you doing...

Ava- Why don't we all just calm down...okay?

Sean: *grins* but i dont wanna

Jessica- I'm sorry derp...

Lena- you better not!!!

Jessica- *kisses derps cheek*

Lena- GAHHHH *disappears into thin air*

Jessica- yay!

Ripples10660- I'm confused....what happened?

Derp- 0_0 *whole face is Red*

Cookie: *murmers* thats not the last we'll see of her

Jessica- DONT JINX IT COOKIE!

Ripples10660- ...Comma down

Anna- hiiii!!

Jessica- sumone bap her with a frying pan...myra!!!

Myra- *gets frying pan out* I'd love too *hits Anna with frying pan*

Penguin: *screams* WHY CANT WE BE FRIENDS WHY CANT WE BE FRIENDS WHY CANT WE B FRIENDS

Ripples10660- Yay! Can we have cake now!?

Myra- No!

Ripples10660- ...Why not?

Myra- no.

Ripples10660- But...

Anna- WHAT THE *train* DID YOU DO THAT FOR YOU *egg*

Jessica- yay \^_^/

Myra- Because I can bitch! AHAHAHAHAHA!

Ripples10660- Huehuehuehue! I want cake!!!

Sean: Just no cake

Penguin: *hands piece of cake to squishy* FRIENDSHIP

Sean: *grabs dagger that lena had* IMA MURDER YOU

Jessica- *gives cake*

Gina- Happy birthday :D

Jessica- 0_0 no...NO MORE PEOPLE!! I CAN BARELY HANDLE ANNA!!

Anna- hey!

Jessica- is for horses.

Anna- hi?

Jessica- is for diabetics.

Anna- o-o sup?

Jessica- is for dead people.

Anna- what?

Jessica- exactly.

Gina- I'm confused

Jessica- be very confused.

Anna- o-O

Penguin: *hands start to shake* Sean pls

Ripples10660- *Takes Cake*

Myra- NUUUU! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!

Ripples10660- ...

Myra- *hides*

PsychoSummer- reMeMBer mE JeSsiCa?!

Penguin: BEFORE I DIE! SEAN LIKES MYRA

Sean: B!tch

Jessica- phycosummer!!! Yay!!

Myra- *blushes* *still hiding*

PsychoSummer- HaHAhaHAhAHahA!! LeT mE ReMInd YoU! *takes out an axe* ReMeMBeEr NOw?

Penguin: No?

Sean: *throws knife at Psycho Summer*

Jessica- o_o ANNA!

Anna- wut.

Jessica- *points*

Anna- no..just...no...*hides*

Jessica- really?! derp....I'm scared...

Myra- She's the one who made the journal...yes THAT journal...

PsychoSummer- *catches knife* tHiS iS A BeAUtifUL KnIFe, i THink I mIgHt UsE iT oN yOU!

Penguin: Put the knife down now b!tch

Jessica- IM GONNA DIE!!! IF I DIE.... *grabs derp by the shoulders* I LOVE You DERP! *kisses derp*

Anna- it's about time! *tom* *hides back*

Psychosummer- HaHAhaHAHaha! dO yOu wANt tO pLaY a GAmE JeSSicA? *smiles maliciously*

Jessica- *holds on to the blushing derp* No!!! IAN!!!! HELP!!!!

Penguin: Put the knife down now b!tch

Ian- Sorry, but if Myra is scared of that thing I think we should run for our lives like now!

Derp- You...like me?...

Psychosummer- *puts knife away and gets axe* FiNE, nO kNiFe...ILl JusT uSe mY AxE tHEn!

Jessica- uh... I-I....

Anna- *RUNS FAR AWAY SCREAMING*

Myra- *hiding in a corner crying and rocking back and forth*

Ian- *runs away*

Shadow- *hides in shadows*

Psychosummer- i NEedEd sOMe NeW bLOod FoR mY JouRnaL aNYwaY AhAhaHahHahaHAHAhahaHaH!

Penguin: Put the axe down b!tch

Jessica- derp........I..........I'm sorry...I shouldn't of---

Gina- oh what a lovely girl! *gives phycosummer body* I want to die anyways

Derp- *kisses Jessica*

Psychosummer- GrOsS...

Jessica- *blushes furiously*

Gina- no.....ew....kill me now. I'm serious.

Jessica- *runs away and hides from embarrassment*

Sean: Penguin its not working

Derp- *runs after Jessica*

Psychosummer- iD pUt yOU OuT oF YouR MiSerY bUt i rATheR sEE yOu sUffeR

Myra- I don't know how to stop it! I'm sorry :(

Gina- fine! *dies*

Jessica- *hides from derp while shot goes through arm* Ow!

Myra- If we hurt her we hurt Summer!

Psychosummer- ThAtS RiGHt! AnD yOu dOnT wANt tO hURt YoUr FrIeND dO yOU!

Penguin: *tackles the psycho*

Jessica- *looks at gash on arm* g-guys...I-I can't....see.....*grabs for invisible rainbow* I see a light

Cookie: DONT GO TOWARDS IT

What will happen!? Check it out...IN THE NEXT CHAPTER! XD