When your crush texts you, and he doesn't know, and he says.

"Have I ever told you how much I appreciate our friendship?"

(In my mind) Yay, he finally understands!!!

Then he says.

"I love how I can trust you and how you see the good."

Okay...getting confused...

"Will you help me in my mission to change the world?"

Dying emotionally...

"Good, keep this question going."

And now I'm dead...

*Dies*