Remember lost boy...no....well......uh.....well yeah.....uhhh.....derpness......happened......while drunkness.......ummmmmm....so yaya.......ummmmm msrose712 helped write this madness......uhh....this will make sense later

sans was dying

they fucked

the end.

ash.....wut.....write the thing........

fine let's do dis ish

...

you start

"SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS........SANS" Papyrus shouted in his parrot voice.

He looked towards the sentry post, expecting to find his lazy-ass brother, jacking-off to some 70's music tape. Why he would do this in the wood? Papyrus had no fucking clue. But today, he didn't appear to have his sticky arse glued to the chair.

the turtle then fucked sans.

NU UH

UH HUH

NAH BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IMMA CONTINUE THIS BITCH THE RIGHT WAY *dramatically flips hair*

Papyrus, with his eagle like vision, looked off to the distance. He spotted a black smudge in the blizzard, due north to his position, that was about the same size as his fat-ass bro-bro. He galloped towards the figure, like a fabulous pony from equestria. Then as the figure came into view, he saw it was some Chinese twat with a Dora style, dumbass haircut.

FUCKING    T R I G G E R E D

"Maybe this Chinese twat knows where the fuck my brother is" Papyrus monologued out loud.  "YO TWAT! I HOPE YOU CAN UNDERSTAND MY ENGLISH, NO CHINESE ME SPEAKY." Papyrus yelled, over enunciating his words. 

"huh."

"OH! OKAY SO MISTER TWAT, I WAS WONDERING IF YOU KNEW WHERE THE FUCK MY BROTHER IS. HE IS ABOUT NYEH TA-"

"huh."

"UH, AHEM. HE IS ABOUT NYEH TALL. A LAZY AS-"

"huh."

"HE WAS FUCKING JACKING OFF EARLIER, HE-"

"wha."

"YOU SOUND LIKE HIM RIGHT FUCKING NOW. WHY NOT FUCKING PUN AS WELL WHY DON'T YA?!"

Suddenly the chin qua started laughing like a fucking elephant on steroids, as he doubled over like a seal performing a ballet routine. Papyrus thought to himself he would rate that ballet performance 9/10, the evil laughing creeping him out a bit to get the full 10.

Papyrus became very fucking confused. Had he said something funny? No, unless this lil' person thinks his losing of thy bro-bro was funny.

"Suoyi, wo kan ni juede wo yige niangmen, haole, xiangfan, wo shi yige ta ma di meiguo imagrate, ni zhoungzu zuhyi zhe guija. Hai you wo bu ta ma de xiansuo fan ta ma de ni gege shi bianlun yinwei wo zhishi pi kan er qu de renhe dongxi lai kaojin wo."

WAIT, DON'T WORRY, WE LOVE ALL YA CHINESE PEEPS, WE JUST ARE TOO SCARED TO HIT ON THE AFRICANS CUZ WE'RE AFRAID THAT IF WE DID, OBAMA WOULD FUCKING DESTROY OUR ASS'.

TURTLE! YOU RACIST FUCK, WE LOVEZ ALL Y'ALLS MKAY. *glares at turtle*

............*awkward turtle is awkward*

*Ahem* Continuing on with this random ass shit then...

"NYEH? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOUR TINY ASS EYES JUST SAY TO-" Papyrus suddenly realized a shiny object that looked like one of his brother's dildos. On it was a red liquid, reminding him again of his brother's dildo.

"IS THAT MY BROTHER'S DILDO YOU HAVE THERE?"

"huh?" The human asked blinking rapidly. After giving the dumbass skel a confused glare, they pulled out a spoon from behind their back.

The spoon was covered in red and white shit. The human also had thy shit on their shirt. Papyrus noted they weren't very clean with whatever they were doing.

MY TURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

"UGH, YOU DISGUSTING CHINESE, NOODLE EATING, CHINESE, DIRTY ASS HOE, CAN'T YOU KEEP YOUR FUCKING SHIRT CLEAN?!"

"huh" Their 'eyes' started tearing up.

"UGH, YOU FUCKING CRY BABY ASSHOLES ARE GONNA CREATE A NEW FUCKING SECTION TO WATER-FUCKING-GRAVITY-FALLS, AND DROWN ALL OUR DUSTY ASS'! IF YOU WON'T HELP, I'LL FIND MY FUCKING, DICK-SUCKING, FURRY, TOE NAIL BITING, FISH FUCKING, ROBOT SCREWING, HORN SHOVING, PILLOW CASE, HOME STUCK, OFF SWITCH, BRO BRO."

"hu--"

Then Papyrus shoved a bone up their ass, so far, that they began using it for pleasure.

Papyrus then trampled through the woods like Bilbo Baggins. He saw his brother laying in the snow like a dumbass, then noticed a puddle around him that looked like a 14 year old had their first period.

"SANES YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT, YOU MADE THE SNOW CHANGE COLORS!!!!!!"

"..."

"OH, I SEE, NOW YOUR GIVING ME THE FUCKING SILENT TREATMENT LIKE A PANSY"

"..."

" SNAS, STOP BEING A WHITEY TIGHTY WEARING WHITE BOY, AND ANSWER ME LIKE MAN"

"..."

" YOU MARSHMALLOW, STOP THINKING ABOUT YOUR PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE AND SPEAK WITH YOUR FACEHOLE."

"..."

" SANS STOP DOING YOUR IMAGINARY BELLY DANCE, WITH YOUR GRASSY ASS SKIRT AND talk DIRTY TO ME." He then pulled a kazoo and began playing the music to that lovely song.

" SANS YOU LITTLE, BIT--"

Sans then popped up like those wind-up toys that used to scare the fuck out of every normal child, "DID YOU JUST ASSUME ME GENDER."

" YES I FUCKING DID, YOU GIRLY ASS, FRILLY PANTIE WEARING, DICK-SUCKING, STRIPPER, SLUT."

Sans spit out blood like those epic cowboys in westerns that at least half the audience wants to bang, okay, " Says the one in the battle body."

Papyroo dramatically gasped, "WHY YOU LITTLE BITCH!!! HOW ABOUT YOU STAND UP AND FACE ME LIKE A MAN BEFORE YOU JUDGE MY FASHION SKILLS."

Sans rolled his eyes, "I'm dying you focking idiot."

"Oh......well then, that's unfortunate."

"I swear to Asgore... could you not be any dumber?" He appeared as annoyed as those obnoxious teens in sitcoms that think that they are perfect.

" HEY AT LEAST I'M NOT THAT ROCK!!" He pointed to the distant rock with his long ass fingers.

The rock gasped hurtfully before he committed suicide.

"PAPYRUS?! DON'T YA KNOW ALL LIFE IS PRECIOUS." He said mimicking Morgan and his sensai. "EVEN THE ROCK."

Suddenly Dwayne came crashing through the mountain ceiling. Just for papyrus to shove a bone up his ass, causing an orgasm before he shot another bullet through his head.

Sans' mouth hung open more than a prostitute, " What....the....FUCK?!?!"

Papyrus seemed proud of himself as he licked the bone that was previously shoved up the man's ass.

Sans, now severely wished the Chinese fuck had finished him off with that spoon.

Well......that was a thing......ASHLEY YOUR TURN

Alright y'all. Smutty time. So take this as a warning if ya want. No going back now.

Papyrus tossed the bone to the side, satisfied with the amount of taste he got out of it. He looked back towards his brother, who was laying on the ground, the life leaving his body slowly.

Papyrus felt a yearning for his brother, the actual pain starting to set in. The reality of his brother dying setting in.

He made his way to his brother, who's head was bleeding profusely. As he stared into his white eyes, their glow becoming dimmer, he felt not only his love for him growing, but a hunger as well. A hunger that could only be satisfied one way.

"S-Sans?" Papyrus whispered leaning over his brother. Sans looked back up at him, raising a brow to indicate he did indeed hear his brother. 

"You, you know. I've always come to like you... uh, a l-lot. Like nyeh~." Papyrus said, blushing deeply, yet trying his hardest to flirt.

Sans' face became bright blue. Papyrus suddenly noticed out of the corner of his eye a small blue glow. At first, he thought it was Sans' soul, giving out it's last light before dissipating forever, turning his body into a white powder to get flown away in the wind.

But, it wasn't his soul however. The blue glow was emitting through his black shorts-

Turtle just walked away. She can't handle the smut. And it's barely happened. Anyways, continuing on.

Papyrus raised a brow at him, until he realized what was happening. A dark orange blush came over his face.

"S-Sans, can I-I..." Papyrus trailed off as he saw the blue glow grow stronger, beginning to stick up out of his pants. His blue blush deepened as well.

Papyrus took this as a yes. He knew he didn't have much time, but his hunger was growing.

He carefully brought himself on top of Sans, holding himself up.

"Pap- Papyr..." Sans tried to say, but was too weak to continue. Papyrus slowly slid his hand in Sans' shorts waistband. Sans shivered, as Papyrus smoothly slid Sans' shorts off, putting them to the side.

"Nyeh~" Papyrus moaned slightly, seeing Sans' blue dick glowing extremely brightly, despite his slowly depressing body. He started shivering against the snow. Papyrus noticed this quickly, and carefully placed his hand against the transparent dick. It, too, was somewhat cold.

Sans released a moan as Papyrus began to rub gently. As Papyrus continued stroking his dick, he slowly slid his hand up Sans' shirt, beginning to interlace his fingers with his ribcage.

Papyrus enjoyed the smooth touch of Sans' ribcage, and especially loving the moist, somewhat non-existent, yet strong feeling his dick was producing as Sans' moans filled the air.

"P-P..." Sans' couldn't speak, the pleasure beginning to immerse him. 

Papyrus felt Sans was okay with him going a bit faster. Therefore, he wrapped his whole hand around his dick, and started to rub faster and harder. He knew Sans was weak, and he was going to die afterwards. So he wanted to make sure he got the most pleasure he could in his final moments. To know how much he really loves him.

"C-Come on S-Sans..." Papyrus whispered, needing the full orgasm from his brother.

"I know you can..." He continued encouraging, going faster and harder.

"NYEH!"

"GOD DAMN IT NYEH SANSY NYEHHHHH~"

The blue liquid squirted out onto his fingers.

I officially broke the turtle. She is now laying on the couch. Faceplanting. She said, "The asexual wonder turtle has broken, I repeat, the asexual wonder turtle has broken."

"Good boy, Sansy. You're a good boy to your master." Papyrus snarled, getting excited by Sans' vulenerability, and obidence.

"Mmmm." Sans moaned.

Papyrus smirked, seeing he was enjoying himself. He decided to take it a step farther, and match his mouth to Sans' dick.

He inserted his dick into his mouth, a moan supressing it's way out. Sans' taste filled Papyrus' mouth, the taste amazing to Papyrus. It entranced him further as he slid his tongue around.

Sans was moaning, sweating like crazy. His face was blue as the pleasure was becoming overwhelming.

This foreplay continued on for many more minutes, until Sans spazzed, his back arching, and liquid spewing yet again into Papyrus' mouth.

Oh yeah Sans has the power of multiple orgasms people.

Papyrus swallowed down all the delcioius juices Sans had to offer. Sans was visibly shaking, but was clearly happy.

"W-Was that okay?" Papyrus asked nervously going up to meet his brother face to face. Sans nodded slowly.

"I- I l-love you... papy-"

"tha-"

"i-"

Sans stuttered, not being able to complete any sentences.

NO MORE SMUTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS IMMA BACK, IT'S A ME, MARIOOOOOO

"haung twaaaaa?????!!!!" The Chinese mofo (who is still suppose to be fucking Frisk) sputtered as they saw what was happening and quickly took a picture to send to their mother.

Sans abrutly obliterated to dust.

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~Ashley

Papyrus let out a really high annoying sound that all sopranos wish they could hit.

And glass across the world shattered.

".........OMG I"M SO WRITING A FANFIC 'BOUT THIS BOIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!" The Chinese fuck was no longer Chinese, "THAT BITCH WENT DOWN FASTER THAN THE TWIN TOWERS ON 9/11."

ashley did not approve of that joke, this has turned into Family Guy. Not giving two shits xD

"WHAT THE H--" Suddenly, Papyrus was crushed by a giant ass Toriel.

"WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SEX SLAVE????!!!" She baa'd in a goaty voice, that sounded oddly manly to the green pewdiepie.

" DID YOU SAY SEX SLAVE???!!!" Asgore said crashing ontop of her, faceplanting into her big ass.

"NOT YOU MR. ASSHORE THE FUCKFACE!" She exclaimed using her ass magic to fling him across Snowdin. 

"HAUNG TWA IS OUT OF HERE BITCH!"

DA END

LOVE,

TEMMIE~