Modern AU

Definition- A Yottadere is a character that is noteworthy for their constant drinking of alcohol. It is very rare that a yottadere will be sober, and they usually only become sober when they are with their loved one. Some get very angry and violent when drunk; others just pass out. If they find a partner, they often will stop drinking a lot suddenly. They might also do the contrary, starting to drink more in the first phases of becoming love-struck if they don't understand their feelings towards someone at first or deny it before lowering their drinking habits for the other person.

"Cutie like you shouldn't be in the bar alone," A new voice said from the right side of Shikamaru who turned to see a man who was well on his way to the deep end. Sake bottles laid about but the man looked like he wasn't feeling the effect of the drinks.

"Old perverts like yourself should mind your own business," Shikamaru snapped back, he was pissed and needed a drink. 

"Did someone break your heart, you young souls always come to bars looking for relief," The blonde gave a lecherous smirk but he wasn't looking at Shikamaru and the Nara shivered. "Come on pretty cheeks, ain't nothing wrong with telling a stranger."

Shikamaru pouted as he looked over at the older man who was quite the handsome man. Tan skin, blonde hair, blue eyes, his body was muscular and he was such a tall person. Shikamaru was smaller, with fair skin, bordering on pale and with dark hair. His body was lean and he liked his feminine clothing. He tilted his head as the mysterious blonde held out his hand. Shikamaru took it and squeaked as he was pulled and made to sit on one of the blonde's thighs. 

Shikamaru had to steady himself by hanging onto the man's arms. "Name's Naruto Uzumaki, CEO of Namikaze Enterprises. Who is this bundle of fluff?" 

"Shikamaru Nara," He said in a low tone. 

"Gonna tell me what made you come in here, would you like comfort?" Naruto asked as he placed a kiss on his neck. Shikamaru gasped as it was his weak point. 

"I got dumped, real asshole threw 3 years down the drain and was cheating," Shikamaru teared up just remembering all that Sasuke said to him. "Fucking bastard." 

"Hmm sounds like something I can help with," Naruto said as he downed the sake from the bottle itself before bringing Shikamaru into an open mouth kiss. The Nara moaned in surprise before he closed his eyes and draped his arms over the blonde's shoulder. He could taste the sake on the other's tongue, it was a delicious flavor, the man had taste in drinks he could give him that. 

If it wasn't for the bastard called Sasuke he wouldn't be here getting preyed upon by an older man who could be his father, he wouldn't be itching to have this man between his legs, this stranger that tasted like a liquor store. He would feel this surge of energy when Naruto grabbed his hips and caressed them down to his ass. He pulled back with a dazed expression as Naruto licked his lips with a knowing gleam. 

Shikamaru warmed to those large hands caressing his body, he panted as they ran over his sensitive skin. Naruto called for another bottle but this time he was sharing the bottle whenever Naruto placed it at his lips. "So what's your answer princess? Want me to fuck your ex out of your mind?" 

Shikamaru nodded and very clumsily placed his lips back on the others. Naruto had picked up a lightweight. 'No matter, with the amount of drinking I do he's gonna catch up real quick.'

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Naruto was drinking as he typed out the monthly business report, quiet footsteps made their way over to him and picked up the mug he had with coffee laced with American Vodka. he heard a long drink before it was placed back down. "Sleep well sugar?" 

"I need more sake before I go to bed," Shikamaru mumbled as he walked into Naruto's open arm and got pulled in a side hug. He kissed the other's cheek and looked down at the report he was writing.  

"Visiting friends today?" Naruto asked as he turned to Shikamaru who now climbed into his lap. Shikamaru nodded before kissing him heavily. Naruto grabbed his plump hips and rocked them together causing them to moan. They weren't going to do anything now, that was for later tonight. "Should I join you, it's been a year and they haven't seen me but you've certainly changed to suit me." 

"Maybe you could come, they're so judging when it comes to me drinking now and tell me my liver is gonna be shit but I say, 'I've got my shit covered so go cover your own'. They wonder what kind of boyfriend I have, they say you're reckless and a fool. I defend you of course. My drunk little knight saved me before I fell into depression. The bastard is still allowed in the friend group and now dating the whore Sakura." 

Naruto listened to him rant as he caressed the other's face. He was truly a beautiful person. How could a bastard cheat on him, it was unfathomable. But he had to give props to the Uchiha, if he didn't fuck up then Shikamaru wouldn't have been handed over to him. "Should I bring some liquor?" 

"Definitely, bring lots of flasks," Shikamaru grinned at the thought of liquor. Naruto smirked he had definitely converted Shikamaru to his lifestyle. It took months to get him over his lightweight self, then trying to enhance his taste. Naruto was a drunk but he was a classic drunk, cheap booze wasn't allowed in this home. His godmother had trained him well and he would carry on her will. 

"Alright I'll call when I'm at the meet-up area, how old do I look to you?" Naruto asked for fun, Shikamaru looked him dead in the eye. 

"Your mind is old but your body is such a well-maintained machine that fuck I'd guess you were in your late twenties. But I don't care about how you look to them. I love you," Shikamaru proudly admitted Naruto smiled and kissed him tenderly. 

"Love you too sugar," 

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"Isn't it time you stopped self-medicating?" Sakura asked with a slight sneer as Shikamaru unashamedly poured liquor into his order of coffee. 

"I'm not self-medicating I'm doing a new lifestyle and at least I'm not a whore. There's a lot of bad habits but I pick the one that affects only me," Shikamaru snapped back as he stirred it in. "My boyfriend and I are functioning alcohol lovers with intentions of continuing this life." 

"Shikamaru we're just worried about you, it's been a year and this constant need to drink has to stop," Ino tried with Choji frowning. 

"You guys don't get to be worried!" Shikamaru scowled at them. "If you cared about my mental state then you would've abandoned this bitch and the cheating bastard. You know what I had an epiphany, maybe you guys were all in on it. Let's fuck Shikamaru over since he never seems to lose his cool." 

Before any of them could speak up Shikamaru's phone buzzed. He held up a hand to silence them as he picked up the phone and grinned. He answered in such a sweet tone it was unbelievable how hostile he was before. After he gave directions to someone on the phone he went back to fuming. 

"Shikamaru we didn't know about them, it shocked us as well when we found out," Choji pleaded. 

"Then why are they still here!? Why?! And Sakura's a damn gossip there's no way at least one of you knew what was going on. Or even had suspicions," Shikamaru accused. He stood up as he was getting frustrated and when Shikamaru was angry he was ready to lay into people. 

"What's the matter, Princess?" A deep voice called from behind. They watched as Shikamaru's anger melted from his body as the person came into view. Naruto looked over Shikamaru's head at the group of young adults. 

"Nothing, I'm fine," Shikamaru sighed as he stared at them disappointed. "Come around you'll take my seat and I'll sit in your lap." 

Once they got in the position Shikamaru took his coffee and offered it to the other. Naruto took a sip and scowled. "Yeah I know he has a bit of a drinking problem," Sakura said with now a determined and interested gaze set on Naruto. "It's awful isn't it?"

"Very, princess you didn't put any rum in it. You know I like rum in my caffeine," Naruto said as he popped the cover and opened the bag he had brought and pulled out an entire bottle of classic Caribbean rum, and poured a significant amount in the coffee. Naruto stirred it and locked it up before sipping on it. "Much better now." 

Shikamaru gave Sakura a fuck off bitch expression. It soon became apparent that Naruto was the one who turned Shikamaru into an alcoholic as the blonde talked to them while Shikamaru slightly glared at them. "You turned him into a drinker," Ino stated.

"I guess, it's better than what would've been our first night," Naruto said with a slightly perverted grin. "Granted he was drinking when I met him and he just sorta fell into my arms. Perfection really, so much so that I wanted to do this." 

Naruto reached into his bag and pulled out a flat velvet box. Shikamaru looked at him like he was crazy but opened it anyway. Out came a beautiful diamond bracelet. Shikamaru kissed him heavily which made the others a bit uncomfortable but soon they pulled back and Shikamaru slipped on the bracelet.  "Can we celebrate with Vodka tonight?" He asked excitedly. 

"Anything the princess wants," Naruto said with a proud smile. 

"So any plans to stop drinking?" It was Sakura who asked, and the couple gave her a look of displeasure. 

"I wonder since when had the Uchiha unlodged her throat of his narrow cock," Naruto said with a tilt of the head. "You're really repulsive, if you have the audacity to trample in someone's relationship I wonder how you treat friendships. Come on sugar we're done for the day and work calls." 

Shikamaru was picked up bridal style and he waved them goodbye. 

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Soft music played throughout the apartment as both males kissed on the sofa. Bottles laid strewn about and the glitter of Shikamaru's diamond bracelet created a wonderful vibe they both liked. Naruto sipped sake off the other's body, Shikamaru moaned as Naruto pushed the bottle mouth in his ass and tilted it making it pour out inside him. He could hear the bottle being emptied and he held his tummy as he could feel sloshing inside. 

"Naruto, it feels weird," Shikamaru groaned but the Uzumaki smiled and kissed him. 

"You'll be fine, just gonna get a bit messy," Naruto said as the bottle got emptied inside him. Shikamaru clenched his cheeks as he was laid on his chest across the dining table and Naruto entered him. Shikamaru yelled as his legs were picked up by Naruto and started thrusting him into the table. 

He gripped the table moaning as he could feel the liquid dripping out of his ass. The scent of apple sake filled the air and it reminded him of the day he met Naruto who was now caging him on the table snapping his hips harshly. "Naruto, uwah it feels good~" He panted as the other intertwined their hands and leaned down to kiss him. 

As they made out in the slowly pooling mess of apple sake Naruto decided to change scenery and carried him to their bed. "But I'll- AH! make a mess," Shikamaru cried out when he was braced against the wall beside their bedroom door. Naruto thrust upwards into him with vengeance and Shikamaru couldn't take it. He clawed at the other's back begging for more as his legs turned to jelly and could barely stay hooked around him. 

Luckily Naruto moved on to the bed and Shikamaru purred as he was taken on his hands and knees. He opened his legs wide and Naruto watched his ass leak sake and licked his lips in hunger. He mounted Shikamaru like an animal in heat and pounded him into the bedsheets as the other screamed into a pillow. Naruto reached a hand around and began pumping him as he could tell the other was close. He was whining, begging, and clenching his walls so tightly that Naruto could feel the rims inside him despite the sake of sloshing around. 

He cried for Naruto and Naruto grunted for him and they climaxed together. Shikamaru's eyes widened at the new fluids inside him and he squirted himself into their sheets. Naruto stayed put inside him, shallowly thrusting as he allowed Shikamaru to recover so they could run to the shower so he could let it all out. 

"This is embarrassing," Shikamaru admitted as he received kisses from Naruto. 

"But it was wonderful," Naruto shot back softly as he picked the other up while still inside. 

"Whatever."