Charger, well, he was quite a player. When the iPhone 6 came out, charger went to her. He would charger her once, twice, sometimes even three times a day. Everyday until the next iPhone came out. Then he would move on. He would charge the new iPhone until the next one came out, and same with all of the new iPhones until one day, he broke. He could no longer charge. He pleaded with the devil, "please let me stay" he said "please" but, alas, he had sinned many times, an unforgivable amount, and was forever banished, thrown into the trash.