Dear Diary

I met a raccoon and I named it Norge.....I'm lonely :1 btw there are no old people in the woods apparently oh I didn't tell you I drove the car somewhat fourty miles (what it seems like) into the woods just to kill a Worm (Named him Wilber R.I.Pieces :D ) well I did.....and THERE'S NO WIFI!! I CAN'T WATCH MY PO-......popcorn making videos what did you think I was gonna write?

I guess I have to live like a Viking again......Viking days were so fücking awesome- Ooo squirrel- (Named it Sweden the bītch) but I don't have beer so I can't feel like a successful Viking so I've got nothing....someone help me....I'm dying I think idk.....

*drawing of a IPhone that looks shtty af like holy shít XD*

I have a phone that doesn't rely on Wifi to call people....WHO SHOULD I CALL THO OMERGERD WTH!!! I'm gonna die because idk who to call....

I tried to call Norge but I think he's ether ignoring me or is so stressed about not finding me....tbh the first one sounds like what he's probably doing -_-

*portrait of Norge and it looks like the shítty-est thing he's ever drawn*

I'm trying to find shelter and I can't find any because THESE FÜCKING TREES- could be useful hold up.

I LOST YOU :c I left you on a tree so I could piss then I made the shelter and caught some fish a little ways away a-and I forgot I left you here and I looked everywhere (stared at the ground) until I remembered where I put you T-T

*there are ugly tear marks on the rest of this page*
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