Vlog GAAAAAAAAAAAAY ❤️
Suggested By: @cosplayfanficreader not really what you asked for but I hope you like it.
Preview: "Hello everyone! My name is Kaminari Denki and this is my vlog about Class-1gAy."
Warning: (bunch of ships) KiriBaku, TodoDeku, Ojirou x Hagakure, EraserMic
Ship: ShinKami
"Hello, my name is Kaminari Denki and welcome to-"
"GAY!"
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"Hello, this is my vlog about-"
"GAY!"
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"This is-"
"GAY!"
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"Hello everyone! My name is Kaminari Denki and this is my vlog about Class-1gAy."
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"Now here you see the hottest person in the world making some coff-"
"Will you please stop for one second Kaminari? I haven't had my coffee yet so I can't deal with your shenanigans."
"Come on Shinsouuuuuuuu, I need to film GAY!"
"....."
"....."
"Sluuuuuuurp"
"....."
"Whatever, let's go."
"YAY!"
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"I'm back with my friends and I want you all to say your name, your sexuality, pronouns, and the gayest thing you have ever done. Annnnnd go!"
"I'm Ashido Mina, pan, she/her, and I am the leader of the tea spilling club at our school."
"Sero Hanta, asexual but I still like romantic relationships, he/him, and I wore no socks while at a Bakusquad sleepover."
"You did what?!"
"Oh my god... how could you?"
"Why am I friends with people like you?"
"SHINSOU CALLED US HIS FRIENDS!"
"SHIT!"
"Wait! Don't leave you haven't introduced yourself!"
"Shinsou Hitoshi. Gay, he/him. Have 'Fall In Love With Loud Blondes Disease' or FILWLBD. Goodbye."
"Wha-"
"Kirishima Ejirou at your service! I am gay and go by he/him pronouns. I dyed my hair from black to red. Does that count as gay?"
"Yes."
"Oh, okay!"
"....."
"....."
"Bakugou it's your turn."
"Like hell I'll be in your stupid vlog Pikachu!"
"Please Bakubro!"
"Yeah what Kiri said. 'Please Bakubro!'"
"SHUT UP! I'LL DO IT YA DAMN NERDS!!!"
"Yay!"
"I'm Bakugou fucking Katsuki, I don't care, he/him, and I don't do anything that's gay."
"Bakug-"
"Let me handle this Kirishima."
"Okay Mina..."
"You're a bottom. That seems pretty gay to me."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"
"RUN!!!"
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"I'm back. I'm alive."
"Not for long Sparky!!!"
"AH! TELL SHINSOU I LOVE HIM!"
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"Just chilling with my bro Shinsou. 6 feet apart 'cause we aren't gay."
"Dude... your sitting on his lap."
"Shut up Sero!"
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"This is our baby Mydoryia and his boyfriend Shoto. Say hi guys!"
"Mydoryia is Almight's son. How can he be your kid? Also, please don't call me by my first name."
"No Shoto, he doesn't mean it literally..."
"Then how does he mean it?"
"I KNEW IT! YOU TWO ARE DATING!"
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"This is Aoyama, the most gay person in our class."
"You say it like that's his only personality trait."
"That's because my dear Shinsou, it is."
"Bonjour! Mon nom Aoyama. En voudrais tu some cheese?"
"....."
"....."
"All I heard was 'Huh Huh HUH! I can speak French! Cheese and gay! Huh huh HUH!'"
"....."
"....."
".... oh god please help me."
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"Can we go to an aquarium?!"
"What are you planing?"
"Wha- what does that mean Shinsou?"
"What. Are. You. Planing."
"Can't I just want to go to an aquarium?"
"No."
"Ugh, fine. I want to see the gay penguins."
"Where is the aquarium with the gay penguins?"
"I- oh. I don't know."
"Sigh Just leave me alone."
"BUt-"
"No."
"gAY-!"
No."
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"Bakugou! Bakugou, wait up!"
"What do you want Idiot Number 1?"
"Wait, I'm Idiot Number 1?!"
"Yes?"
"YOU LOVE ME!!!"
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"And here you can see one of the few heterosexual couples in our class."
"....."
"....."
"....."
"Well technically I can't see Ha-"
"I'm never going to let you play with my tail ever again."
"But OjIRoU!!!"
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"Mr. Aizawa?"
"What do you want?"
"You see there is this vlog I-"
"No."
"Wait! Please?"
"Groans"
"I'll take that as a yes! Okay, so my question is......"
"....."
"....."
"What's your question?"
"Your suppose to drum roll first."
"No."
"okAY!"
"Just hurry up."
"You're gay right? And Present Mic is gaying with you?"
"Wha? No- I, sigh I hate this class. I'm gay. Hizashi is my husband but he isn't 'gaying with me'. Also, he's your teacher so call him Mr. Yamada."
"SHIT! I OWE MINA 20 DOLLARS!"
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"Oh shit. I just remember what I was suppose to tell Bakugou before he told me I was his number 1 idiot. SHINSOU I NEED YOU!"
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"Minaaaaaaa my gaydar's brokennnn."
"Oh you poor ch-"
"What's a gaydar?"
"....."
"Sorry Kami but Kiri needs me more."
"He does."
"Can you- HEY! What are you doing?!"
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"Do you only wear stuff from hot topic?"
"Yes."
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"-and kiss me. Got it?"
"Okay?"
"Thank you Shinsou. KIRISHIMA! BAKUGOU! GET YOUR GAY SELVES OVER HERE!"
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"Everyone please stand for the gay anthem."
"Scrape, shuffle shuffle, scrape"
"What are you doing Kaminari?"
"Serving the gays Mr. Aizawa."
""I'm Coming Out" by Diana Ross starts playing"
"NO-"
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"Hey! It's ya boi, Kaminari! And guess who got himself a week of detention?"
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"So you know gay-"
"What the fuck is this about Pikachu?"
"What happened to Idiot Number 1?!"
"Kaminari."
"Right, sorry Shinsou."
"It's fine. Just hurry up."
"Bakugou, Kirishima wants to do this to you."
"Do what?"
"This."
"....."
"Smooooooch"
"....."
"Ha! Look they are blushing!"
"Kaminari, shut up for once in your life and kiss me again."
"But Shinsou-"
"SMOOOOOOOCH"
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"Hey, I'm back and-"
"Kaminari, Kero, why is your hair so messy?"
"I- uh..."
"And what's that on your neck?"
"HAHHAHA! KAMINARI GOT A HICKY!"
"SHUT UP JIROU!"
"A what?"
"Please don't corrupt my boyfriend. It's nothing Mydoryia."
"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
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"If anyone, hypothetically, knows how to bury a body, please tell me."
"Dig a hole twice as deep as you need it then bury the body slightly. Then put a dead dog down and bury that. The cadaver dogs will smell the dead body but once they dig up the dead dog they think that was all they smelled."
"....."
"....."
"....."
"....."
"....."
"....and this is why Togoyami is the head emo."
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"Sadly my fellow gays it's time to say goodbye. It was fun but it's time to review what we did today. We found out that I love Shinsou."
"You just realized"
"Shhh, Mina. Bakugou revealed that he is a bottom."
"I will fucking kill you."
"Shinsou loves me. Mydoryia and Todoroki are dating. We met with the most gay person in Class-1gAy."
"OMG it so is Class-1gAy! You aren't always that dumb Kami!!!"
"Okay rude but not the point. Shinsou doesn't love me."
"Because I didn't let you go to an aquarium that you didn't even know where it was?"
"Bakugou on the other hand does love me. We saw the rare hETeRosEXUaL."
"Still not allowed to play with my tail."
"I hate you Ojirou. Mr. Aizawa and Present Mic are gaying together. Kiri got his first gaydar."
"MY FIRST?!"
"Gay anthem was played and even though I got attacked for playing it I still did."
"You weren't attacked. It just was in the middle of class so you got detention."
"Poprocks became canon."
"Always was."
"So true Sero."
"....."
"And?"
"Well, um, Shinsou LOVeD me."
"HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!"
"Shut up Mina or you'll end up like Jirou!"
"What happened to Jirou."
"Jirou is now a distant memory."
"No I'm not idiot. I just went to Hot Topic till you cooled down."
"And gay. Now say bye guys."
"....."
"That's rude."
"....."
"Fine I'll do it by myself. BYEEE!!!!!"
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