Preview: Kaminari has two very special guests for his serial killer podcast on the famous serial killer, Jack the Ripper. Shinsou and Bakugou just want it to be over with already.

Warning: Talk of murder, cannibalism

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"Is it rolling?" a blonde teenager asks while looking at something or someone behind the camera. He doesn't get an audible response but his eyes widen and he quickly fixes his gaze to look at the camera.

"Shit,"

~ba bum bada dada do KAMInaRI!~

"Hello and welcome to my serial killer podcast! Today we have two very special guests, come on and introduce yourselves guys!" Kaminari excitably shouts while waving two people towards him exaggeratedly.

A boy with spiky blonde hair and a scowl practically throws himself into the chair on Kaminari's right. "Katsuki Bakugou. You're worst nightmare, pleasure," his scowl changes to a sarcastic smile.

A teen with messy purple hair, eye bags, and a deadpan expression walks over to the table cautiously. He sits down on the very far left seat and looks over at the other two for instruction. Kaminari waves his hands aggressively at the camera and Bakugou shoots him a nasty glare. With a very exaggerated sigh he says, "Hitoshi Shinsou."

Kaminari pouts and looks between the two before aggressively slouching in his chair with a 'humf'. "I told you two to introduce yourself not just say your name," he complains. Then he turns to his right with a deeper frown, "And what was that?! 'Your worst nightmare, pleasure'! Did you forget that I told you before hand to be nice?!"

Shinsou slumps in his chair and Bakugou crosses his arm and looks away. After a beat of silence Kaminari seems to forget that he was upset at them because a confused look slips on his face then a bright smile. He grabs the ash blondes arm and shakes it, "What serial killer did you pick Katsuki?!"

An evil grin slips on his face and he stands up slips off screen to grab something. He comes back and falls in his chair as a folder makes a loud clap as it hits the table. Kaminari makes graby hands for it like a toddler and Bakugou simply slides it over.

The energetic one of the three throws the folder open dramatically and leans over to squint at the paper. "Jack the... Riper?"

Shinsou places a gentle hand on his back and leans over as well. "Ripper Kitten. It's ripper," he clarifies.

A bright blush covers his face but it is unknown if it because of him being embarrassed by how he miss read it or the pet name.

"Uhh, right! Ripper! Okay let's get our intro into Jack the Ripper and his killings," he said as the blush continued to grow.

Bakugou snatches the papers from his hands and crinkles a few. "I'm reading this shit," he simply states before looking down at the papers.

"In 1888, 5 fucking known murders happened around shitty Whitechapel district of London. The asswhipe went by Whitechapel Murder, Leather Apron, or as we are fucking calling him, Jack-the-mother-fucking-Ripper," Bakugou said with a snarl.

"Uhhh, Katsuki? Maybe Hitoshi should read it," Kaminari suggested while looking between the two.

Bakugou's eyes widened with rage, "The fuck Pikachu?! Why should Eyebags read it when I can read better him!?"

Shinsou snorted, "Because, Love, if I read it I'm not going to be saying profanity's every two seconds."

Bakugou face twisted with anger but still tossed over the papers with a simple 'whatever'.

"Jack the Ripper, as far as we know, killed 5 people, Marry Ann Nichols, Annie Chapman, Elizabeth Stride, Catherine Eddowes, Mary Jane Kelly, all of which were prostitutes," Shinsou explained in a monotone voice.

"So he killed people because he didn't like their job? Like I get being a prostitute isn't like, the best job, but like, whatever floats you're boat. You get me?" Kaminari asked while looking between the two.

Shinsou gave him an exasperated look while Bakugou shook his head. "Zombie Eyes never said that that's the reason he killed dipshit. He just was pointing out the fucking facts."

Kamainri put his hands up as if he was surrendering while muttering 'sorry, sorry'.

Shinsou started again, "Jack the Ripper removed organs from at least three of his victims which led the proposal of the killer knowing anatomical or surgical knowledge."

"Let me interrupt real quick," Kaminari said while raising his hand causing the other two to groan. "You know, for like our younger viewers and stuff, do mind defining anatomical?"

Shinsou gave him a look with a raised eyebrow, "You mean for you Kitten?"

Once again a bright blush covered his face but, like before, it is hard to tell because of him being called out or the pet name. "Uhhhh..."

"It means knowing how the body is structured and shit," Bakugou growled while tossing his feet onto the table.

"Gotcha! Sorry, no more interruptions, pinky promise!" he claimed while holding out his pinky.

Shinsou looked at Kaminari's pinky, then him, then the camera, then back at his pinky. Bakugou, having caught on to what was happening, barked out a laugh, "HA! You're to pussy feet to do a fucking pinky promise in front of others because it will ruin your useless emo look!"

Shinsou shit him a glare as he wrapped his pinky around Kaminari's, pressed there thumbs together, and leaned down to press a small kiss to his thumb as Kaminari did the same steps on his side.

Kaminari grinned and turned around to press a small kiss into Bakugou's cheek. "AH?! WHAT THE HELL CHARGING CABLE?!"

"I gave Hitoshi a kiss so I wanted to get you one too so you didn't feel left out," he said with a smile.

A smile slipped on to Shinsou's face as he wrapped his arms around the small boy. He placed a kiss gently on top of his head. "Ever so thoughtful," he mumbled into his hair before pressing another kiss.

"Stop being gross you two! We have a fucking podcast or whatever to record," Bakugou grumbled with a bright red blush.

Shinsou left out a little chuckle. Before he let go of Kaminari he grabbed Bakugou's hand and pressed a sweet kiss on it. He let go of both of them and grabbed the papers with the remains of a smile still on his lips.

"Jack the Ripper was never found. Many assumed that he died after that year due to illness while others claimed that he was still alive and killing others. There is a total of 11 victims thought to have been killed by Jack the Ripper but it is still unsure of whether any other then the main five were killed by him, a copy cat, or a totally different murder," he stated.

Shinsou his smile whipped off his face, "It is also beloved by some that he ate the organs of those he cut open and killed. Those who thought that also claimed he got a disease that made him go insane and eat peoples organs."

"No, no no no, nope, nu uh, nu-nu-no. No," Kaminari said as he buried his face into Bakugou's chest.

Shinsou and Bakugou share a concerned look. They seem to both understand what the other says in there mind because both of there faces hardened. Bakugou protectively wraps his arm around the small teen and Shinsou places a hand on his shoulder.

"See this is why I told you I didn't want you to do this podcast shit," the ash blonde claims, "You have too big of an imagination to hear this shit."

Shinsou agrees, "Yeah Kitten, I don't want this stuck in your head when this happened a long time ago."

He nodded his head where it was still buried in Bakugou's shirt. There was a minute of silence as the two just stared at him before he pulled away with a smile. "I have anything to be afraid of, you too are here to protect me after all."

The two smiled at him and grabbed his hands. They all sat back down in there respective seats as Kaminari looked over at Shinsou expectantly. "What?" he asked confused.

"Finish it! We are almost done," Kaminari said with a smile.

Shinsou frown at him but stared reading without an argument, "There is many suspects but none were ever arrested. In total there were  over one hundred. Some thought Jack the Ripper was a doctor or an aristocrat. Others thought he was artist or regular person with a regular employment. And many even thought he was a member of the British royal family or the leading medical examiner on the case. Despite the amount of interest in this case Jack the Ripper's identity remains unknown."

Bakugou stood up with his chair and pull Kaminari up with him with their intertwined hands. "There were fucking done. Let's go watch that shitty movie you like or something," he said with a growl.

Shinsou carefully put all the papers into the manila folder before dropping into a trash can. "Yeah, let's go."

And with that the camera cut off.