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I POSTED THE CHAPTER AT 2 SOMETHING AM AND I ALREADY HAVE-

JUST LOOK AT THE LIST

(From now on I'll add what I'm listening to while writing to the chapters lol) (what I listen to will be at the end)

(This note was from Wednesday, Nov 25 2020 buT DAMN)
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Zenitsu: [Zenitsu.exe has stopped working. Please try again never]

Tanjiro: [that one face]

Nezuko: [vibing while playing cards with Kanao, Sanemi (he chill rn cause I can't really write characters like that), and Shinobu] Hmfhm! [Lays down a royal flush]

Shinobu: [flip the table] No<3

Sanemi: [still trying to explain what hand means what to Kanano] See right now you got a junk hand....

Kanao: Is that good?

Sanemi: No.

Giyuu: We've been here for like months....

Sakura: Chapters that follow 'Welcome to Hell' are usually like a few weeks or months spaced out so this expected

Rengoku (used the wrong name before oOPS-): How long have you been here??!!

Sakura: [starts to do math] Carry the..... add..... Holy shit I've been here for like 2 years.....

Obanai: How have you survived this long?

Sakura: Well for starters, BOTH AG and Lady like me. I've befriended everyone here, even people on the most wanted lists for their world.....

Shalnark: I'm on a most wanted list for murder, grand theft auto, bankrobery, kidnapping, hacking into government facilities, violating alot of things actually, war crimes, and alot more stuff too but those are some of the worst!

Inosuke: No tax evasion?

Shalnark: You don't fuck with the IRS.

Sakura: You don't.

Chrollo: [passes by] The IRS scares me

Lady: [climbs in via window] You can be a hardened criminal all you want but you don't fuck with the IRS. Scouts honor

AG: I didn't know you had any

Lady: [closes the window] I don't [turns on the fairy lights and a Christmas tree] For the demons so they don't burn....

Mitsuri: Did you just phrase that in a PURAL way?

Lady: [turning the fairy lights to softer colors (mostly blue)] Hm?

Sanemi: You probably just heard wrong! The de- ... Nezuko can't go into sunlight-

Lady: Actually, Nezuko can go in light. Y'all are just pusses [goes back to what she was doing]

AG: Stop nonchalantly insulting people please and dropping spoilers

Lady: No💙

AG: I'll never understand you

Lady: [grabing a ladder] I don't either now can one of you please hold this? I got a complaint that the light bulb blew or at least came unscrewed

Giyuu: [holds the ladder for her] There

Lady: Thank you💙! [Puts her flashlight in her left hand] [Unscrews the light bulb] So! Zenitsu x Tanjiro! What y'all think? It was requested by a friend of mine! Atleast I think we're friends.... I'm not a people person.... light bulb please!

Giyuu: [grabs the light bulb and trades with her for the blown one] I don't know what's going on but I'll act like I do. No?

Mitsuri: Yes.

Shinobu: Maybe.

Kanao: ...?

Rengoku: Sure sure sure!

Lady: Dude loan me some of that energy please- [screws in the new light bulb] INOSUKE!

Inosuke: WHAT??

Lady: Nevermind.... [slides down the ladder] Tanjiro! Hit the lights!

Tanjiro: [nods] HAI! [fuCKING HEADBUTTS THE LIGHT SWITCH AND BLOWS A TANJIRO SIZED HOLE IN THERE] [debris fly]

Giyuu: [grabs Lady and shields them both with his arm]

Everyone else besides Nezuko: [flabbergasted]

Nezuko: [cheering for her big brother]

Lady: [ducks under Giyuu's arm] [she sounds like you just kicked an animal aka broken] T- tanjiro.... You weren't supposed to do that.... I- I thought that Inosuke would do that but never you! You're supposed to be the smart one....

Tanjiro: I did what you asked though!

Lady: NOT LITERALLY HIT IT!!

AG: H- how about you two apologize to eachother on the count of three???? [Nervous laughter] One.....

AG: ...Two...

AG: .... Three!

Lady and Tanjiro:

AG: .... Well now I'm just disappointed in all of us really...

Lady: Cobra...

Com Cobra: I'll fix it tomorrow

Lady: Thank you.....

Giyuu: [that one face]

Lady: [goes back to her bag and grabs another flowercrown but this time yellow] [puts it on his head] I'll go get the demons....

Giyuu: Why does she do that????

AG: I'm telling ya, you're in her graces!

Haru: Or she just doesn't want him to be depressed. Both are very reasonable options that sound just like Lady

Daichi: I mean yea...

Lady: Also no fighting them or I confiscate all weapons

Sanemi: Oh is that why she doesn't have a weapon? [gestures towards Sakura]

Lady: No. She is the weapon.

AG: She can make a crater the size of Mt. Everest in one or two punches... This is why I fear all women who have pink hair

Sakura: Keep talking shit about my hair I'll fuck you up so bad you won't be able to regenerate or be healed

Lady: I won't heal you either

AG: [shaking] [salutes] M-ma'ams yes ma'ams!

Lady: [leaves]

Giyuu: Why are you so afraid of her?

Obanai: Yeah. She doesn't seem to pose a threat

AG: Lady is the only here that can kick my ass.

Sakura: She's supposed to be like, the saint of the fountain of youth buuuuttttt......

Daichi: I've seen her fight and.....

Haru: Her favorite hobbies are, gaming, watching anime, baking, fighting AG, more gaming, math for some unholy reason, writing, reading, and fighting AG and absolutely wrecking her.

Zenitsu: So keep Inosuke FAR away from her? Got it.

Inosuke: [grabs swords]

AG: [grabs his swords] No<3

Inosuke: [Sad oinks]

Harashi: [eyes widen] [goes into fighting stances]

Doma: [rapid blinking] What?

Akaza: Wtf

Lady: [walks in] Yes. I personally choose three upper moons and Muzan. :3

Shinobu: THREE?? AND MUZAN??

Lady: Yes. Kokushibo is literally right behind me.

Kokushibo: ...

Akaza: Wait I know you. You're the void girl

Lady: [smiles] Glad to see you remember me! Not many people whose entered my office remembers it! With the exception of Estarossa and a few others!

Akaza: Yeah. There was only one full wall and 2 half walls. Kinda hard to forget

AG: At least there was a floor and a door....

Lady: Ye

Giyuu: [grabs Lady] [moves her away]

Lady: Lovely to see that you care about me but didn't you guys just discuss why you shouldn't fuck with me?

Giyuu: Still.

Lady: [jumps out] OKAY! Ship time!

Doma: What's a-

Lady: Say yes, no, maybe, or don't respond at all

Sakura: HOLD IT! What do you mean we could not just respond? That's preposterous! And that your honor, is why I believe that Lady.... what's...?

Lady: [sighs] My middle name is Faith. Don't get used to calling me that though

Sakura: Thank you... Lady Faith is just lazy!

Lady: OBJECTION! Mrs. Haruno! You must learn to keep your personal affairs and opinions out of the court room!

AG: SHUT UP NEERDS

Lady: I know everything about you. Don't fucking test me

Sakura: As Lady put it, I'm the weapon

AG: Just hurry up please.... Before Wendy shows and starts her shipping rampage. Nobody is safe

Sakura: You are correct....

Lady: I- the only- ..... The only ones I allow are- tHE ONLY LADY SHIPS I ALLOW ARE-

Wendy: [kicks down a door]  ESTELLA!

Lady: Shut. It. Now.

AG: Okayyyyyyy then. Wendy leave or no ice cream

Wendy: Fine. But i'lL BE BACK! BYE MOM ILY! BYE SUGARSHIPPING! BYE HARU AND DAICHI! BYE VIEWERS!!!

Lady: [not even looking up] Bye Kiddo love you too

Giyuu: I-

AG: BRUH

Sakura: Huh. Look at all the fucks I don't give.

Lady: Rude, you Bi Pastel Emo.

Sakura: MothER FUCKER-

Haru: Their not a mother fucker!

Lady: Thank yo-!

Haru: Their a Demon Fucker :)

Lady: I'M GOING TO PUNT YOU INTO THE SUN

Epic: Okayyyy then uhhhhhh

AG: Yes this is normal

Epic: I- I'm a demon-

Haru: Oh

Daichi: He meant Demon/Archangel fucker

Lady: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE NICE ONE

Daichi: I'm still apart the the Chaos Trio

Lady: Fair but-

AG: Ship. Now.

Lady: I GUESS!!

Haru: Gæ. Something that I'm in support of

AG: How tf did you do that

Lady: Đöñ't wørŕy åboüt ît bītčh

AG: I-

Sakura: Just give up AG. She's never gonna be normal

Lady: Ship pls. Or no kneecaps

Epic: Lol. Steal some kneecaps Girl

Lady: Sooo Giyuu said something, Mitsuri said something, Shinobu said something, Rengoku definitely said something, and Kanao- Kanao your doing great sweetie

Epic: [pats Kanao's head]

Kanao: ... :)

Lady: Sea shanties are playing in my head-

Estarossa: [walking by] Welcome to my world

Lady: Shut up or no Kneecaps

Estarossa: Meh

Lady: Fine no cuddles

Estarossa: I- Al'ight I'll stop

Lady: Good

Lady: TF IS GOING ON IN MY HEAD-

AG: Chaos

Epic: [slowly puts her phone away]

Sakura: [snickers] Do WAP next

Epic: :]

Lady: [crying]

AG: She's going through all the stages of grief at once-

Estarossa: That's it, you guys just lost your Lady privileges. I'm confiscating her [grabs her] [leaves]

AG: I hate this.

Sakura: I love this.

Epic: [grabs the clipboard] I'm the boss now fuckers :]

AG: Oh dear here we go-

Sakura: Lol

Haru: Idk why AG is worried but it worries me

Epic:  :]

Haru: That smile scares me-

Epic:  :)

Haru: OKAY THEN IMMA JUST- [leaves]

AG: I've heard the stories that Lady told and it's not Pog-

AG: Those poor Orphans-

Daichi: Okayyyyyyyy thennnnnnnn let's move on

Epic: So who'd they say said something?

Sakura: Mitsuri, Shinobu, Rengoku, Giyuu, and Kanao

Epic: Thank you. Opinions please

Sanemi: No

Epic: Al'ight then NEXT

Inosuke: [oinks]

Epic: Understandable, have a nice day

Obanai: [hisses]

Epic: I'll spray you with Vinegar don't try me

Tengen: I-

Epic: Okay next

Muichiro: What are we doing again-

Epic: Don't worry about it!

Genya: No?

Nezuko: [best girl noises]

Akaza: I'm sorry what just happened- Why did someone who smells like a demon-

Daichi: That's their boyfriends. One is a Demon prince and the other is an Archangel

Akaza: I-

Haru: Estarossa has his past self I guess in him who is an Archangel. It's confusing as all hell but you know how it is

Muzan: No, no we fucking don't actually

Epic: It's not a common thing Haru-

Kokushibo: Can we get back to what we were doing?

Epic: Sure

Duma: Okay?

All the other demons: No (Mhff)

The Harashis that didn't answer: No??

Inosuke: Oink

Zenitsu: [leaves]

Tanjiro: [trying to go into Nezuko's box to escape]

Epic: I'm trying to word this in a way Lady could word it.... "They gay but they ain't", "They bros and kinda hoes", "They homiesexuals"?

Kanao: ????

Epic: That's a wrap I guess I'm just tired and I tried-

Sakura: [holding up a peace sign with her suit case behind her] Ain't gonna see this bitch for a bit! See ya!

Daichi: You're not gonna see me either of at least a week lol bye readers!

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I'm tired and I wanted to post this before midnight because, today (Sun March 28th of 2021), is Sakura's birthday

Love y'all❤! Stay safe! Bye!
- Lady

(I'm sorry Epic--)