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Minoru Mineta POV

"I can't believe this is happening!"

(His face right now. Hopefully everyone can see this.)

"Finally I'm going to get lady and loss my virginity! Denki Kaminari it's going to be so jealous!" I yelled out loud as I look through the pages of the old dark book. My parents are not home so it's fine. I know this is so wrong but I'm just desperate now! I'm a great hero!... well try to... eh... but still I think I deserve some action! Why do girls have to be so mean!

"Huh?! I don't have any this crap right now!" As I look through the page I realize it has very strange ingredients to summon a succubus. I thought I just need to make a circle with a pentagram and say weird words but noooo! This stupid book wants me to get bones of ancient lizards, blood of my enemy, pink diamonds and other weird stuff! It also show me different kinds of succubus I cook summon with different ingredients depending on what kind I want!

(By the way I made this up I didn't take the time to look up how to summon a demon. -3-)

I found a succubus that's tall, curvy, gorgeous and everything I want in a woman! The only problem that she's one of the most difficult wants to summon!

"Screw this I'm gonna improvise!" I look at the first step is easy enough: make a circle with a pentagram on floor with chalk.

I don't have any chalk sadly... but I do have a giant washable marker!

I went through my backpack and pulled out the marker and right away did the first step.

The second step: rare jewels, money, and something valuable to you in the middle of the pentagram.

I don't have RARE jewels but I do have a mood ring from middle school and I think I have my lunch change in my pocket. For my most valuable thing is my secret hentai Collection but I don't think I'm willing to sacrifice it if something goes wrong. I think I could probably use my figuring Mt. Lady instead.

The third step: Handmade candles made with the essential oils (of choice), blood, sweat and tears (of summoner).

I don't have time to make homemade candles! But I do have a candle in the bathroom and living room that's lavender and vanilla scented. I quickly retrieved that and put on each side of the pentagram. For the blood, sweat and tears part I kind of been already crying tears of joy and sweating heavily because of this and it may have dripped on to the pentagram. I just need the blood.

I took out a piece of paper holding it against my finger.

" DO IT FOR BOOBIES! AHHHHH!" I cried out in pain as I give myself a paper cut. That really stings. I looked down at my finger and realized I didn't cut deep enough. "Really..."

Small time skip

"Finally... almost done I just have to do one more thing!" Last thing was purified salt to protect myself. I think tablesaw will still work.

Finally I'm done I just had to say the stupid weird words that I don't understand and I finally will get my succubus!

" (insert Extremely botched Word ritual thingy )"

(Sorry I got a little lazy.)

Suddenly all the candles blown out, it's all dark and it is very cold in my room.

"Shit..." I'm feeling a little scared.. hopefully I didn't accidentally summon a incubus...

"Where am I?!" Boom a loud angry FEMALE voice.

"A-Ah.. My room!" I gather all my courage to say that.

"Whom room?! What's your name?!"

"Minoru Mineta... A-Are you a female demon?"

"I am. Why the fuck-."

"YES! Can I see you?!"

"N̶̲̣̎̄̈́̂̀͛͋̍̎̋͐͒Ĕ̴̢̳̳͈̩̎̇͋̌̅̓́̏͠͝V̶͎͚̦͕͐̈͂̈́̒̎́̀̍̕Ę̵̦͉̗̰̜͕̓̆̓ͅR̸̻̰̺͍̔̌̽͆͆̚͝ͅ ̸̡̧̛̻͓̘͍̮̘̻͈̘̗͈̌̓́̔̚C̸̢̧͈͎̤̲͈͚̫͉̿U̶͕͍̝̼̬̠̱̺̒̆̋͌̿̕T̸̨̤͚̮̤̆̑̑̕͝ ̴̛̛̩͎̗͖̠̆͆̔̽̓̇́̽͛̚͝͠M̷̡̮͉̗̩̘͍̬͍̘̖̙͎̾Ě̸̡͉̘̪̭̲̟̩̙͔͚̍̈͊̉̅͗̾̏̄̓͛̕ ̸̧̤̮̜̬̤̝̙̹̩̈́͗̏̆͆̐̈̾̓̈́͒̚͝Ó̸̟̣̥̦̟̳͌͋̓̒̀̍̈́F̵̧̝͓̣̙̗͖̲̍̈́̐̿͜͠ͅF̴̰̎͝!̵̡̱͙̻̫͖̤̥̠͇̿̌͜!̶̘̭̒̊͝!̶̢̳̠̱͔̙̀"

"SORRY!"

"Fine." She said after letting out an annoyed sighed.

I covered my ice from the big (favorite color) light that came in front of me. I kept my ice cover until it faded away. Slowly uncover my eyes I saw sexiest demon I ever saw or meet!

Tall, about (your height), Grey skin, her (hair color) hair in a big messy bun, One large horn on her head with black and white stripes and the other one broken, large breasts and hips, wearing black vans, Black shorts with (favorite color) leggings under, tight black turtleneck long sleeve shirt that's 'music band' on it for some reason.

"My eyes are up here." She snarled.

I sadly looked away from her huge ta-tas to look up at her glaring eyes. So far the only thing I don't like is her eyes. Both Sclera is red. I her left eye iris is (Eye color) with a snick like pupil. Her other eye has a big black X. Her eyelashes are long and curly and she has two tattoos right below her eyes one as a heart and the other one as a teardrop.

"Listen you little Grape midget, I'm only going to say this once, why the hell did you summon me."  She crossed her arms over her lovely large breasts covering them from my view.

"I-isn't it obvious!? I don't want to be a virgin anymore! Take me!" I ran towards her and jumped. Instead of learning and soft cushy breasts I crashed into my wall. I painfully slow sliding down my wall leaving a blood trail from my bloody nose.

"Fuck no! I'm not a succubus!"

"B-b-b-but you are!"

"I'M NOT!"

"You look like-!"

"ARE YOU SAYING I LOOK LIKE WHORE?!"

"NO! NO! NO! It's just you're so gorgeous and curvy-!"

"What did you do to summon me?!"

"Eh?! With that book over there!" I pointed at the book that's on my desk. She quickly picked up the book and read the page I was still open and looked down at the little pentagram on the floor.

"You didn't follow the instructions correctly, dumbass!"

"I-I did! I just improvised!"

"You fuck you did a shitty job at improvising. None of these are even close! Ugh!" She pinched her black cat like nose out of annoyance. "Out of all the demons why does it have to be me..." She grumbled out.

" I just can't believe I got summoned by a stupid midget pervert that can't follow instructions!"

"Hey! I had enough of your disrespect! I summon you anyways and you have to obey me!" I yelled out as I grab table salt that's in my pocket.

She slammed the book shut and looked at me with an unamused face.
"Obey. You?"

"Yes obey me or else!"

"Or. Else. What." With each word she took a step closer to me.

"OR ELSE THIS!" I close my eyes and violently throw table salt everywhere.

I hear nothing. I slowly open my eyes to see her covered in salt with a blank face.

"Did you just threw table salt at me?"

"HUH?! Why are you not with withering in pain or something!?"

"It has to be purified salt dumbass or will not work. This could have work if you got it bless from a priest or blessed it yourself. You really are bad with following instructions. Hmmm.. I don't think it would worked if you blessed it yourself you, you don't really look like a man of God."

"AAAHHHH!"

No other choice. I have to defend myself I start ripping my balls off my head and throwing it at her.

I didn't stop until I reach my limit and feel the blood dripping down my face. I don't see her anymore only a big pile of my sticky balls in front of me now.

"Ah... Hah! You shouldn't have messed with a future pro hero of U.A. High School in the making!"

"Sad that they really let anybody get in U.A. nowadays." It's cold voice whispered right next to my ear. A cold chill went down my spine and I swear all the color left my body.

"H-H-How.....-?"

"You really think it'll be easy to take down a demon?" I gasp as I feel her hand grab the back of my neck and left me off the ground.

"Listen... Don't kill me... you don't have to do anything for me... you can leave and go back to Hell... please... don't hurt me..." I start crying. I really screwed up this time!

She let out a long sigh and drop me suddenly.

" I can't go back to Hell yet. You actually did one thing right is that I can't leave until I fulfill whatever I was summon for. Now tell me what did you need."

Maybe I didn't screw up at all.

"I will gladly tell you so you could go back home safely!"

"I don't like that look on your face."

" I wanted a woman and to lose my virginity!"

"Hell no!"

"But you said-!"

" I'll say it again you did a terrible job of following structures you may have got me to stay here until I got the job done but you didn't really pacifically say it has to be to you."

"WHAT!? I DID!!!"

"You fucked up the words so basically I do need to do that but it doesn't have to be to you if I don't want to."

"You're lying!"

"I'm not. If you just said some certain words right then I will actually be doing it with you even I'm not a succubus and against my will. But you didn't so I don't have to do that to you. Bleh!" She stuck out her tongue and blew a raspberry before turning her back on me.

"You're not even worth a pity fuck."

"On come on!!!"

"Nope."

"Don't you want to go back home."

"It's not my home it's hell dumbass. Only thing I will miss is my hot date I was with before this shit happened."

"You're dating?!"

"Yup."

"W-what does he have that I don't!"

"A lot. Tall, dark and handsome. Sexy and adorkable. Smart but stupid at times. And he had two dicks.~"

" One dick is fine!!!"

"Not if it's yours. I kind of want to rest up and also in the morning we'll talk more about this situation and I want to know about your balls on your head."

She Face palm at my perverted face. "You really are a sad desperate little grape midget..."

(I hope it's not too terrible! 1736 words! Please vote and comment down below! )