Welcome crew! I hope everybody's doing good. If not I wish for your situation to get MUCH better because you guys deserve it! You're too awesome of a crew not to be having a great time. Anywho let's get to explaining! Story time!
Author= Bold
Me-me (authors conscience/ imaginary frenemy cause author is a weirdo)= Italic
Ne-ne (author's other imaginary friend)= Underline
All of us=Bold Italic Underline

So it began a long time ago when devils and angels were friends.
The angel Alex daughter of Jebus
Yes that's what his name is so we're not being mean to any non believers plus it's funny!
*smacks the back of the head* Don't interrupt!
Oh shush like you're any better!!
Anyway Alex met the son of the devil king.
The king's name was Lucifer II and the son's name was Damien.
At first they found each other horribly annoying.
But Damien secretly found her adorable and fun to be around.
Somehow he fooled himself into thinking he didn't like her though.
Later Alex learned
,by eavesdropping like a troll
not the point but true, that her grandpa new Lucifer's Grandpa, Lucifer I , and Jebus her dad knows Lucifer II. She also overheard the words
"Arranged marriage"
And here comes the overreacting i mean come ON!
SHUT IT YOU!!
........................
Now you know how I feel when you interrupted me!
HEY! We always fight so it doesn't really matter.
Agreed. Please continue.
Thank you. After hearing those words she flew and found Damien saying
"I think our dads are gonna make us MARRY EACH OTHER"
This caused both of them to freak out although Alex somehow managing to freak out SO much she puked
How the hell did THAT happen??
Hey idiot your the AUTHOR you know!!!
Hehehehhe yeah I know.
When they stopped freaking out they
and this is so ironic it's ridiculous
decided that their dads can't force them if rhey ran away together.
Their reasons for why that action are not ironic but well thought out.
Yeah Damien can't build shit and Alex is terrible at killing.
She's a fuckin ANGEL let it GO!
Don't care! Alex built the house and cooked while damien kilt animals and made sure they were safe to eat, that and protecting himself and Alex.
Here comes the BEST part! They fell IN love because of this!!
Even funnier.......their dads were talking about how STUPID arranged marriages are!!
And how cruel of an idea it was to begin with.
#walked in at the wrong moment!
Well it's more like eavesdropped at the wrong moment.
Shut up! Your being a buzz kill! Now to make it clear Alex and Damien were hiding in the mortal world in a place called
THE TROPICAL RAINFOREST!!
But since they were so holly /demonly they couldn't get sick or poisoned but if you physical attack.
SMACK DOWN OF THE CENTURY!!!
Hell yeah! Now long story short they ended up dating and went back after a month and a half.
Neither of their dads were worried though since one was watching from above and the other from below.
After dating for 2 Earth years.
We say that cause time is IRRELEVANT!
They got married. Their dads had a wine drinking competition to see if they'd live in heaven or hell. Lucifer won so Hell it was!!
After being married for 5 years they wanted a baby
Alex more so Damien
Yeah he was a train wreck. Constantly freaking out and babying Alex like the tiniest touch would shatter her.
It was quite entertaining to watch.
When Connor was finally born they decided on the name ##### Cornelius Connor Hunter Victorian. Yeah three middle names.
His dad called him Hunter most of the time cause he always went hunting with him. His mom though called him Connor. Jebus called him Cornelius. And Lucifer I called him #####.
That's right i'm not telling his first name and to explain the whole Victorian thing it's a last name Alex and Damien came up with a few days after Damien proposed.
When Connor was 3 he got injured on a hunting trip with his dad and Alex got pissed. After that the only reason they stayed together was Connor and the fact that he loved his daddy so much Alex couldn't break his heart by being the cause of killing their relation so the "couple" continued to argue and fight. Alex threatening to take Connor away and Damien threatening her life. Finally they got into the biggest fight yet throwing magic a each other. Damien full of fury and sorrow for his son. Alex full of well full on rage like ready to rip a guy's head off rage.
Yeah his face when he saw her rage H-I-LA-R-I-O-U-S!
They battled it out but in the end Damien took out his devil dagger
it's EXTREMELY dangerous
yep and he plunged it in her heart
he was actually aiming for her shoulder
yeah he wasn't trying to kill her
#when you realized you fucked up
Some other top secret stuff happened that I won't get into..............yeah this story is a lot more complicated and has a lot more complex story plot than meets the eye.
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I hope this helped you understand a bit more and whoever guesses Connor's first name gets an Oc put in both this story AND my Sequel book "This isn't the real you". This also means my sequel book will get taken off hold so start brainstorming names
Ps. here's a hint the number of symbols for ALL my unknown characters is the number of letters in the name.
Ex: ##### = 5 = Tyler

This A/n was 979 words.