festus: *using morse code* i like you, valdez.

Leo: *stumbles away from Festus* w-wha???? 

jason: o-O

Percy: lesftus... i ship it!

Annabeth: oh no percy, dont turn into a fangirl! remember, fangirls of any of our ships are immortal?

Percy: i cant help it! lesftus all the way!

Jason: yas! come Percy, join me in fangirling!

piper: *sighs* they are SO broken.

fangirls: now that we have Percy and jason, we can take over the world! mwah ha ha ha ha!

Annabeth: i'm scared. *blows up the world*