Jason: wow just wow. i simply get hit in the head by a brick and people start shipping me with it? like wtf?

Percy: ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha! this is so funny!

Annabeth: holy shit. Jason, i did not know you do the frick frack with a brick! *laughs*

Jason: wha? i dont! no!

Piper: *kicks The brick*

Jason: brick... no..... your gone.... *crys*

piper: wtf? *goes and gets the brick* 

Fangirls: oh look, its brason. 

Jason: shudup!! *chases the fangirls* (A/N and fanboys!) 

Leo: ha! i dont get shipped with anyone besides piper!

fangirls: Leftus. caleo. Lercy. 

Percy: t-that last one.... *blushes* om omg uh... uh.

Leo: l-leftus? caleo is one that i know. L-lercy????

Annabeth: lets move on to find out!