Ben: Lets get started

Nico: Nico says no *tackles Ben*

Piper: Hey, the same thing happened last book!

Ben: *Still manages to press remote*

Reyna: It was funny though.

Will: Awwww. Nico do you still have that shirt?

Nico: *Burns the shirt*

Will: *tackles him*

*Solangelo kiss*

The seven: Awwwww

Camp Half-Blood: Awwwwwww

Camp Jupiter: Awwwwwwww

The gods: Awwwwwwwww

Fangirls: Awwwwwww

Ben: *clicks remote*

H

azel: Schist.

Frank: Schist.

Percy: Schist.

Percy: Its not funnier then dam though

Thalia, falling through the roof: I need me some dam french fries

Ben: Now we have a skylight. Nice.

Annabeth: *Watches in disappointment as Thalia and Percy are cracking up* You two have the humor of middle schoolers.

*A small midget walks by*

Frank: Holy Schist I just saw someone just like Leo

Leo: Hey 😟

Leo: Also I made everyone tacos

Percy: *dyes his facking taco blue*

Ben: that reminds me *clicks remote*

Percy: BLUE FOOD IS MY GOD

Every single Greek deity: 👁👄👁

Percy: Uhm

Annabeth: Seaweed brain why must you be so dumb

Reyna: I'm glad he said no at this point...

Frank: You know the meme its supposed to be is pretty funny. Its cool that the artist changed it to be Percy.

Leo: We got Mr. Art-Admirer over here.

Frank: Leo I will turn into a spider and bite you.

Leo: *Aggressive eyebrow wiggling* Kinky

Frank: Nevermind

Me: Leo I'll do it

Calypso: *stares in I-Will-Curse-you*

Me: Never mind

Nico: *Fucking kills a fangirl*

Ben: NICO?!

Nico: what? They tried shipping Solackson!

Ben: Oh.

Percy: Wait a minute people ship WHAT? I'm gonna be sick...