Ben: ugh. hey guys. sorry that max has not been updating. he has been REALLY busy.  

Percy: yeah. i'm getting worried about him.  he's acting so... weird.

Piper: *smirks* his heart is split between THREE people! ha! one of them  he only likes as a FRIEND.

Ben: DAMNIT, PIPER!  

Piper: *smiles* what, was i not supposed to tell the readers that?

Me:*barges into the room with my sword* BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Piper: *yelps* *runs away*

Me: *chases her, yelling threats*

Ben: o-o

Percy -_____________________-

Leo: look, a whale!

Thalia: -__________-

Leo: a baby whale!

Thalia: look, its a stupid person!

Leo: -____________-

Thalia: look, a whale! *realizes she just said it* fuck-

Leo: *smirks*

Thalia: you idiot-

Ben: o-kay *clicks the remote*